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Cat Forum / Health and Behavior / March 2006Welcome to alt.sexual.innuendo.boneheads.boneheads.boneheads
sigh >sigh Boys will be boys. When a guy ain't gettin any, he's gotta sublimate with offensive humor. One of these days I'll meet a woman who actually wants to go to bed with me. I'm 48 going on 49, so it better happen soon. Charlie Russia mail order brides need love to Charlie ;-) >>sigh >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Charlie > Russia mail order brides need love to Charlie ;-) Charlie's full of horsehockey. :) He's probably reclusive from all the honeys hounding him to death over the years, wanting to "tear at the meat of his soul" as Chuck Bukowski once wrote. ;) > >>sigh > >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > > > Charlie > Russia mail order brides need love to Charlie ;-) They also still need $10,000 USD That's just to get a wife! then you have to feed them; don't you > > Russia mail order brides need love to Charlie ;-) > > They also still need $10,000 USD > That's just to get a wife! > then you have to feed them; don't you Yeah, that might be a problem, mightn't it? > > > Russia mail order brides need love to Charlie ;-) > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Yeah, that might be a problem, mightn't it? But you would be able to count on them being Good Submissive Christian Women. At least until their ribs stop showing. what aren't they supposed to obey your every command. Time to get a job woman Daddy's hungry < The above statement is in now way affiliated with this person posting. I value my life and enjoy walking with out a limp to ever make such a statement> <The above was posted by my evil male alter ego> < evil laugh> >> Russia mail order brides need love to Charlie ;-) > > They also still need $10,000 USD > That's just to get a wife! > then you have to feed them; don't you > what aren't they supposed to obey your every command. Time to get a job > woman Daddy's hungry Now I know one man in particular who this would really appeal to. > >sigh > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > One of these days I'll meet a woman who actually wants to go to bed > with me. I'm 48 going on 49, so it better happen soon. Buy some teeth. That'd be a start... -L. > sigh Isn't any inuendo to it. It's more like: alt.sexual.piggishness.by.somphomoric.dumb.white.boys.who.cant.get.any -L. >> sigh > >Isn't any inuendo to it. It's more like: >alt.sexual.piggishness.by.somphomoric.dumb.white.boys.who.cant.get.any > >-L. Barry started it. Charlie > >> sigh > > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Barry started it. He did. And may I say how fitting it is that he did? :) > He did. And may I say how fitting it is that he did? :) You might need to join MIKE at the kiddie table must try to keep up with the adults Cybie Matt - brought up sex - later: Matt, told us he was like the energizer bunny said it was a problem, and no solution can he find Steeeeeerike One! Diane - Fanned the flames - "speak for yourself" SteeeerIKE TWO!! You posted, "alt.sexual nuendos" STEEEEEEEEEERIIIKE Three, she's outta there! Actually, the first reference to sex in this thread was yours. It had to do with the "Seven Year Itch." What Barry start talking about sex ohh no he is way to young to know anything about that < ROFL> > Actually, the first reference to sex in this thread was yours. It had to > do with the "Seven Year Itch." > What Barry start talking about sex ohh no he is way to young to know > anything about that < ROFL> And he is pure of heart. Just ask him. just keeping the facts straight, that's all > > What Barry start talking about sex ohh no he is way to young to know > > anything about that < ROFL> > > > And he is pure of heart. Just ask him. > just keeping the facts straight, that's all pfffft! The facts as seen through your skewed filter. You're right about the sequence but you might wanna check this out http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats.health+behav/msg/03132a8054a818 cc?dmode=source > Actually, the first reference to sex in this thread was yours. It had to > do with the "Seven Year Itch." > You're right about the sequence but you might wanna check this out http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats.health+behav/msg/03132a8054a818 > cc?dmode=source Um, sorry, you'll have to make it a tinyurl. Too much trouble. ;) http://tinyurl.com/loogj > > You're right about the sequence but you might wanna check this out http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats.health+behav/msg/03132a8054a818 > > cc?dmode=source > > Um, sorry, you'll have to make it a tinyurl. Too much trouble. ;) > You're right about the sequence but you might wanna check this out Okay, I looked. By the way, a.shole, did you know that my eighth anniversary is coming up? I think you did. I took your comment personally and I don't appreciate it. Try to remember that what happens in your world is often only happening inside your mind way inside that pointy little head of yours. And God Bless you. >> You're right about the sequence but you might wanna check this out > > Okay, I looked. By the way, a.shole, did you know that my eighth > anniversary > is coming up? I think you did. No I did not congratulations > I took your comment personally and I don't appreciate it. Me sorry :-( > Try to remember that what happens in your world is often only happening > inside your mind way inside that pointy little head of yours. My head is round with a big smile in it my world is scary or at least the voices tell me so > And God Bless you. Where who sneezed I didn't here it all I heard was a howl > >> You're right about the sequence but you might wanna check this out > > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Me sorry :-( I wasn't talking to you, Matthew. I was talking to your buddy Barry. The a.shole. What comment would that be sour puss > > >> You're right about the sequence but you might wanna check this out > > > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > I wasn't talking to you, Matthew. I was talking to your buddy Barry. > The a.shole. You both remind me of married with children but have not decide if it is peg and al or bud and Kelly or Steve and Marcie > What comment would that be sour puss > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >> I wasn't talking to you, Matthew. I was talking to your buddy Barry. >> The a.shole. > What comment would that be sour puss The "seven-year-itch" comment, dick for brains. You "bois" can play all you want, but when it gets personal, you can keep your innuendo to yourselves. > > > >> You're right about the sequence but you might wanna check this out > > > > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > I wasn't talking to you, Matthew. I was talking to your buddy Barry. > > The a.shole. > I wasn't talking to you, Matthew. I was talking to your buddy Barry. > The a.shole. Hey now! don't be a sore loser! I was just sorting out the facts you have very poor sportsmanship I bet this is a trait that has plagued you all your life I bet if your husband of 8 yrs beats you in a game of monopoly, you probably make him sleep on the couch! a.shole! > > I wasn't talking to you, Matthew. I was talking to your buddy Barry. > > The a.shole. [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > a.shole! Bible thumper. ROFLMAO that is cold >> > I wasn't talking to you, Matthew. I was talking to your buddy Barry. >> > The a.shole. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Bible thumper. > ROFLMAO that is cold > > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > > > Bible thumper. Well, he is a Bible Thumper. I just saw a thread where he talks about women having to be submssive to men, though the Big Man gives women the right to an education so they can "learn what they are following." Ugh. I thought Barry was amusing for a while, now I just think he's a pig. > > ROFLMAO that is cold > > > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > gives women the right to an education so they can "learn what they > are following." Ugh. Of course, that education would be limited to the Bible. The better to keep her barefoot, pregnant, and submissive. Ugh, Ugh, Ugh. Matthew! what did I tell you about a.s kissing! maybe if you won't so whipped, you could get some pussy at night instead of sobing to strangers about how you can't get none...if you can't respect yourself, then no wonder you can't get no pussy. > ROFLMAO that is cold > > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > > > Bible thumper. > Matthew! what did I tell you about a.s kissing! > > maybe if you won't so whipped, you could get some pussy at night > > instead of sobing to strangers about how you can't get none...if you can't > respect yourself, then no wonder you can't get no pussy. I told you before, he hasn't been beating his meat. If you don't beat yer meat... -L. > Bible thumper. Self Abuser > > Bible thumper. > > Self Abuser Oh, man! Is that where I got these hairy palms? Well, guess what, angel. Better that than one who would abuse others just to beat them down low enough to make oneself seem bigger. Much, much, better. > > Self Abuser > > Oh, man! Is that where I got these hairy palms? more like pruned hey > Well, guess what, angel. Better that than one who would abuse others just to > beat them down low enough to make oneself seem bigger. > > Much, much, better. oh man! cool! abuse me some more, I like it... oh man! yeah, that's the stuff mmmmmmmmmmm > > > Self Abuser > > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > oh man! yeah, that's the stuff > mmmmmmmmmmm I'm just telling the truth, little man. Is that a problem? http://barryparrish.com/haha.mp3 nothing wrong with the truth, thing is I invite everyone to see your version of bible thumping, just look at my profile on google. bible thumping, ill let you know when it's thumping...till then...get some reality about you > > > > Self Abuser > > > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > I'm just telling the truth, little man. Is that a problem? > http://barryparrish.com/haha.mp3 Dude. I think you need some Penicillin. Or would that be Penis Chillin. -L. > > http://barryparrish.com/haha.mp3 > > Dude. I think you need some Penicillin. Or would that be Penis > Chillin. you're obsession with my bigblackstuff has been noted whatchew doin walkin through dese woodz alone dontchew know deys bigbadwolves in here btw: this is one mean mutherfucking black cat i got i have never in my life seen a cat with sooo much moxy she thinks she is God or something is your black cat mean too > is your black cat mean too No. he is a human baby in a black cat suit. He would let me carry him around like a baby all day long if I would. I could even put himin a sling and carry him everywhere I went. he even says "Ma-ma!" He wants to be an only child though - barely tolerates his sister Mimi. -L. > Isn't any inuendo to it. It's more like: > alt.sexual.piggishness.by.somphomoric.dumb.white.boys.who.cant.get.any > > -L. oh lighten up mother teresa, you fill your mind daily, with far far worse than anything posted here. i don't see anything nasty it's your own dir-t mind Lyn and FTR: Im not white. nope ethnic persuasion has little to do with the color of the skin you should know that > > Isn't any inuendo to it. It's more like: > > alt.sexual.piggishness.by.somphomoric.dumb.white.boys.who.cant.get.any [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > and FTR: Im not white. > nope Bullshit. You as white and shiny as I am. -L. At least his head is >> > Isn't any inuendo to it. It's more like: >> > alt.sexual.piggishness.by.somphomoric.dumb.white.boys.who.cant.get.any [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > -L. > Bullshit. You as white and shiny as I am. > > -L. im not gonna spend my life being a color > > Bullshit. You as white and shiny as I am. > > > > -L. > > im not gonna spend my life being a color or a decent, honest, fair human being either. > > Bullshit. You as white and shiny as I am. > > > > -L. > > im not gonna spend my life being a color We know. We know. "I'm all the colors of the rainbow!," Dash said gaily as he tippy toed around in his loafers..." Can't fool me. -L. wow, what a nap, so many dreams > "I'm all the colors of the rainbow!," Dash said gaily as he tippy toed > around in his loafers..." it just so happens i got me some new loafers too > Can't fool me. nobody fools Lyn, oh neeeew you remind me of one of them women who picks up hitchikers (in the middle of the night) and we already know.. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE roflmao > you remind me of one of them women who picks up hitchikers (in the middle of > the night) > and we already know.. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE > roflmao Good friends help you hide the bodies. -L. ssshhh you are letting people know the truth I got the plastic wrap, duct tape and the car with a large trunk Did you bring the thawed turkey , the chain and the map to the alligator farm >> you remind me of one of them women who picks up hitchikers (in the middle >> of [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > -L. > > you remind me of one of them women who picks up hitchikers (in the middle of > > the night) [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > -L. <screeeeeech> Hey Mr. You need a ride! ssso funny I watched a movie late one night, this hooker was hooking men, she'd get in their car then request a little drive into the woods, you know to be alone, then she would pull a gun on them, strip them down, embarass them shoot them rob them...take their car.. the hooker was a bodagger who she kept in bling > > you remind me of one of them women who picks up hitchikers (in the middle of > > the night) [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > -L. <screeeeeech> Hey Mr. You need a ride! ssso funny I watched a movie late one night, this hooker was hooking men, she'd get in their car then request a little drive into the woods, you know to be alone, then she would pull a gun on them, strip them down, embarass them shoot them rob them...take their car.. the hooker was a bodagger, she kept her girlfriend in bling Morning Barry sounds like you were watching the movie Monster >> > you remind me of one of them women who picks up hitchikers (in the >> > middle of [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > the hooker was a bodagger, she kept her girlfriend in bling > Morning Barry sounds like you were watching the movie Monster probably, I hate commercials... you know, wake up and no tellin what is on send me an email, i need your new email address please. got something I wants to send you Coming at you right now check your email >> Morning Barry sounds like you were watching the movie Monster > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > got something I wants to send you > Coming at you right now check your email > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > > > got something I wants to send you send it to cheryl_is_freak@yahoo.com lol, just kidding! try bigbadbarry one again... > > Coming at you right now check your email > > > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > lol, just kidding! as in...i have no clue who that is... if you sent it, it just hasn't got here yet, like 2 hours ago? hmmm > try bigbadbarry one again... hiddie hiddie hiddie HIT! 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