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Whiplash - 12 Mar 2006 05:11 GMT
I sleep, but my heart is awake: the voice of my kinsman knocks at the
door, saying, Open, open to me, my companion, my sister, my dove, my
perfect one: for my head is filled with dew, and my locks with the
drops of the night.  I have put off my coat; how shall I put it on? I
have washed my feet, how shall I defile them?  My kinsman put forth his
hand by the hole of the door, and my belly moved for him.  I rose up to
open to my kinsman; my hands dropped myrrh, my fingers choice myrrh, on
the handles of the lock.  I opened to my kinsman; my kinsman was gone:
my soul failed at his speech: I sought him, but found him not; I called
him, but he answered me not.  The watchman that go their rounds in the
city found me, they smote me, they wounded me; the keepers of the walls
took away my veil from me.  I have charged you, O daughters, by the
powers and the virtues of the field: if ye should find my kinsman, what
are ye to say to him?...? That I am wounded with love.
cybercat - 12 Mar 2006 05:35 GMT
> I sleep, but my heart is awake: the voice of my kinsman knocks at the
> door, saying, Open, open to me, my companion, my sister, my dove, my
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> powers and the virtues of the field: if ye should find my kinsman, what
> are ye to say to him?...? That I am wounded with love.

*sigh*

You are such a fruitcake, Barry.
Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL ) - 12 Mar 2006 12:15 GMT
but we love him for it

>> I sleep, but my heart is awake: the voice of my kinsman knocks at the
>> door, saying, Open, open to me, my companion, my sister, my dove, my
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> You are such a fruitcake, Barry.
Whiplash - 12 Mar 2006 18:02 GMT
> but we love him for it

so you agree im a fruitcake? lol

it's a story about a woman who dreamed her lover had returned.

I love how she opens the door in her dream

I just thought it was nice and had some depth to it; what I really
liked is how the young maiden was truthful. It's hard to find an honest
woman Matt, if you got one, hold on to her.
cybercat - 12 Mar 2006 18:09 GMT
> > but we love him for it
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> liked is how the young maiden was truthful. It's hard to find an honest
> woman Matt, if you got one, hold on to her.

Good advice. I hope you find an honest fruitcake to share your life
with, and soon. And that the two of you will have many little fruitcakes.
Hell, send me one at Christmas.
cybercat - 12 Mar 2006 18:04 GMT
> but we love him for it

Yes we do. But, yes, nuttier than a fruitcake.

> >> I sleep, but my heart is awake: the voice of my kinsman knocks at the
> >> door, saying, Open, open to me, my companion, my sister, my dove, my
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> >
> > You are such a fruitcake, Barry.
D. - 12 Mar 2006 18:17 GMT
> But, yes, nuttier than a fruitcake.

If fruitcakes are nutty, why aren't they called nutcakes?

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Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL ) - 12 Mar 2006 18:20 GMT
Would you rather have a mouth full of nuts or fruit ;-o

>> But, yes, nuttier than a fruitcake.
>
> If fruitcakes are nutty, why aren't they called nutcakes?
cybercat - 12 Mar 2006 18:21 GMT
> > But, yes, nuttier than a fruitcake.
>
> If fruitcakes are nutty, why aren't they called nutcakes?

An excellent point! Then I could call Barry a nutcake and he
would not think I was challenging his masculinity. :) Can't you
just see him going " ... hey, wait a minute, I am no fruit!"
Whiplash - 12 Mar 2006 18:22 GMT
> An excellent point! Then I could call Barry a nutcake and he
> would not think I was challenging his masculinity. :) Can't you
> just see him going " ... hey, wait a minute, I am no fruit!"

oooooh sh.t! ooooooh baby
cybercat - 12 Mar 2006 18:25 GMT
> > An excellent point! Then I could call Barry a nutcake and he
> > would not think I was challenging his masculinity. :) Can't you
> > just see him going " ... hey, wait a minute, I am no fruit!"
>
> oooooh sh.t! ooooooh baby

lol

I love it when you call me baby.
Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL ) - 12 Mar 2006 18:26 GMT
GET A ROOM YOU TWO AND FIX THAT ITCH AND HOWL WOULD YOU :-D

>> > An excellent point! Then I could call Barry a nutcake and he
>> > would not think I was challenging his masculinity. :) Can't you
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>
> I love it when you call me baby.
D. - 12 Mar 2006 18:27 GMT
In article <TQYQf.75711$g47.41202@tornado.tampabay.rr.com>,
"Matthew AKA NMR \( NO MORE RETAIL \)" <10 points a troll
@linethetrollsup.com> wrote:

> GET A ROOM YOU TWO AND FIX THAT ITCH AND HOWL WOULD YOU :-D

And leave a peephole for Matthew!

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Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL ) - 12 Mar 2006 18:28 GMT
Heck with the peep hole call in video crew  time to make some money I would
cut them in for at least 2% each

> In article <TQYQf.75711$g47.41202@tornado.tampabay.rr.com>,
> "Matthew AKA NMR \( NO MORE RETAIL \)" <10 points a troll
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> And leave a peephole for Matthew!
cybercat - 12 Mar 2006 18:28 GMT
> GET A ROOM YOU TWO AND FIX THAT ITCH AND HOWL WOULD YOU :-D

Matthew, I am shocked.
Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL ) - 12 Mar 2006 18:29 GMT
>> GET A ROOM YOU TWO AND FIX THAT ITCH AND HOWL WOULD YOU :-D
>
> Matthew, I am shocked.

< sh@t eating grin >
cybercat - 12 Mar 2006 18:33 GMT
> >> GET A ROOM YOU TWO AND FIX THAT ITCH AND HOWL WOULD YOU :-D
> >
> > Matthew, I am shocked.
>
> < sh@t eating grin >

You know Barry does not like this kind of talk. I am surprised he commented
with that "7-hear-itch." I am sure he did not mean it. His heart is pure,
you know. And my mind is not nearly as dirty as my language.
D. - 12 Mar 2006 18:36 GMT
> And my mind is not nearly as dirty as my language.

I'm the opposite . . .

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cybercat - 12 Mar 2006 18:40 GMT
> > And my mind is not nearly as dirty as my language.
>
> I'm the opposite . . .

I think you are probably the type men dream of!
cheryl_is_freak - 12 Mar 2006 18:34 GMT
> < sh@t eating grin >

What the hell are you looking at?

What's your problem
cybercat - 12 Mar 2006 18:39 GMT
> > < sh@t eating grin >
>
> What the hell are you looking at?
>
> What's your problem

Barry--I was playing with you--I called you a fruitcake as in, "you are a
nut for posting Song of Songs in a cat group." But, in truth, it was no
nuttier than my "howwllllllll" post, now was it.

I didn't mean to insult you.
Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL ) - 12 Mar 2006 18:39 GMT
>> < sh@t eating grin >
>
> What the hell are you looking at?
If I knew I would not have the grin

> What's your problem

My wife can't keep up with my sex drive she can only last about 4 or 5 hours
at least twice a day every other day and I can go at least six  twice a day
at least every day without any help from medication.  I wear her out to
quick. <giggle>
Whiplash - 12 Mar 2006 18:41 GMT
> My wife can't keep up with my sex drive she can only last about 4 or 5 hours
> at least twice a day every other day and I can go at least six  twice a day
> at least every day without any help from medication.  I wear her out to
> quick. <giggle>

both ends?

<snork>
Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL ) - 12 Mar 2006 18:58 GMT
>> My wife can't keep up with my sex drive she can only last about 4 or 5
>> hours
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> both ends?

That is a little to personal but she is always happy

> <snork>
Whiplash - 12 Mar 2006 19:06 GMT
> That is a little to personal but she is always happy

tcht thct thct

12 hours of sex matt?

every day?

and you still manage to run all them wholesale shops?

heh, kids say the darndest things

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> >> My wife can't keep up with my sex drive she can only last about 4 or 5
> >> hours
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> > <snork>
Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL ) - 12 Mar 2006 19:11 GMT
I said it was a problem not that I had a solution

<he he he>

>> That is a little to personal but she is always happy
>
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>>
>> > <snork>
Whiplash - 12 Mar 2006 19:11 GMT
> That is a little to personal but she is always happy

here's a free song for my pentance

http://barryparrish.com/running.mp3
Whiplash - 12 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT
> < sh@t eating grin >

omg! you've been freaked by the notorious cheryl_is_freak

I have often been accused of being cheryl_is_freak

even dogh boy, does not give me credit for that clown
Bare Naked Slut - 14 Mar 2006 06:42 GMT
> I sleep, but my heart is awake: the voice of my kinsman knocks at the
> door, saying, Open, open to me, my companion, my sister, my dove, my
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> powers and the virtues of the field: if ye should find my kinsman, what
> are ye to say to him?...? That I am wounded with love.

I sleep, but my heart is awake: the voice of my kinsman knocks at the
door, saying, Open, open to me, my companion, my sister, my dove, my
perfect one: for my head is filled with dew, and my locks with the
drops of the night.  I have put off my coat; how shall I put it on? I
have washed my feet, how shall I defile them?  My kinsman put forth his

hand by the hole of the door, and my belly moved for him.  I rose up to

open to my kinsman; my hands dropped myrrh, my fingers choice myrrh, on

the handles of the lock.  I opened to my kinsman; my kinsman was gone:
my soul failed at his speech: I sought him, but found him not; I called

him, but he answered me not.  The watchman that go their rounds in the
city found me, they smote me, they wounded me; the keepers of the walls

took away my veil from me.  I have charged you, O daughters, by the
powers and the virtues of the field: if ye should find my kinsman, what

are ye to say to him?...? That I am wounded with love.
cybercat - 14 Mar 2006 06:44 GMT
> > I sleep, but my heart is awake: the voice of my kinsman knocks at the
> > door, saying, Open, open to me, my companion, my sister, my dove, my
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
>
> are ye to say to him?...? That I am wounded with love.

Okay, I get your point, already. Good job.
 
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