Cat Forum / Health and Behavior / March 2006
we're watching you
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Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 02:34 GMT this is killin me, the only time I am alone is in the shower
everywhere I go, little eyes are watching me glaring at me
they are in the room, they don't make their presence known isn't there some law about this
is there anything i can do
im asleep, i open my eyes and one is there looking right into my eyes (SITTING UP LOOKING)
I think i should have been warned --
can you believe...im in my little studio by myself i drop a bag of refined white sugar it hits the floor and sugar gushes out
my little black cat springs out of nowhere, dives on the sugar...takes quick bite before I can get her out of it...CHOMP...her feet come off the floor, her head spins around..and she lands back in the sugar for another bite! pure sugar...
t h e y w o n t s t o p w a t c h i n g m e
i'ts not really privacy i want, it's solitude. I need to be alone sometimes yall
see! their doing it right now
cybercat - 07 Mar 2006 03:41 GMT > this is killin me, the only time I am alone is in the shower > [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > see! their doing it right now They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and food and water.
Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL ) - 07 Mar 2006 03:46 GMT I think they make medication for paranoia and hallucinations :-) Are you sure they are watching you can you feel their eyes on your back. They quickly look away when you look at them out of the corner of your eye
I tell you this is a conspiracy Oh no mine are watching too!. Oh by the gods here they come
< hiding under the desk with a foil wrap around my head to keep out the mind probes>
:-)
>> this is killin me, the only time I am alone is in the shower >> [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and > food and water. Mathew Kagis - 07 Mar 2006 08:05 GMT That's it... I knew it!!! The cats, all the cats are working for THEM! THEY control EVERYTHING!!! No, wait, I mean, nothing to read here...lalalalala, nope, don't know anything... I'm a good little sheep..........;-)
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> I think they make medication for paranoia and hallucinations :-) > Are you sure they are watching you can you feel their eyes on your back. [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] > > time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and > > food and water. Margarita Salt - 09 Mar 2006 16:13 GMT Mathew Kagis <skipatrol@nospamnetscape.ca> wrote in rec.pets.cats.health+behav:
> That's it... I knew it!!! The cats, all the cats are working for > THEM! THEY control EVERYTHING!!! No, wait, I mean, nothing to > read here...lalalalala, nope, don't know anything... I'm a good > little sheep..........;-) Kami was spying on me a few nights ago. Often she curls up and puts her tail across her eyes because it's too light or something, but a few nights ago and noticed her tail wasn't wrapped around as usual. After a few more glances, I noticed the tip was puffed in front of her face. After a better look, I found that she was peering at me through the fur. It was kinda creepy. I said, "I see you peeking..." and she closed her eyes as if I couldn't really see her, but just in case. And when I looked over again she was doing it again! :::shiver:::
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Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 03:49 GMT > They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the > time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and > food and water. oh neeeew
i was in the bedroom petting Jupiter, I went into the kitchen to get a snack i looked down and there was jupiter laying on a news paper...acting all casual so, casually i say...I just saw your sister in the bedroom...
i shut the fridge door, shut the light out and walked out... never thought nothing of it.
their everywhere
Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL ) - 07 Mar 2006 03:59 GMT They are even watching you while you sleep. They invite the neighborhood to come and watch at windows
That ought to keep you up tonight. Barry
>> They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the >> time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > their everywhere Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 04:11 GMT > They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the > time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and > food and water. oh neeeew
i was in the bedroom petting Jupiter, I went into the kitchen to get a snack i looked down and there was jupiter laying on a news paper...acting all casual so, casually i say...I just saw your sister in the bedroom...
i shut the fridge door, shut the light out and walked out... never thought nothing of it.
their everywhere
cybercat - 07 Mar 2006 04:27 GMT > > They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the > > time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > their everywhere They clearly find you irresistible!
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 05:45 GMT > They clearly find you irresistible! there's no tellin where the money went
Stacey Weinberger - 07 Mar 2006 05:09 GMT Brilliant, just brilliant.
Stacey
> this is killin me, the only time I am alone is in the shower > [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > see! their doing it right now furfin - 07 Mar 2006 06:59 GMT Do they ever wake you up just by sitting close to your head and staring at you? My black cat sometimes does this...it can be a bit spooky.
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 14:28 GMT > Do they ever wake you up just by sitting close to your head and staring > at you? My black cat sometimes does this...it can be a bit spooky. yes, see I catch her, if she sees my eyes open, she cuts hers the other way then looks at me pretending to notice...like, "oooohhh your awake" lol silly cats
cybercat - 07 Mar 2006 16:08 GMT > > Do they ever wake you up just by sitting close to your head and staring > > at you? My black cat sometimes does this...it can be a bit spooky. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > lol > silly cats Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed.
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT > Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from > mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually > sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking > MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed. cookies cybie?
maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie some o dat! har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT > Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from > mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually > sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking > MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed. cookies cybie?
maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie some o dat! har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT > Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from > mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually > sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking > MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed. cookies cybie?
maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie some o dat! har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT > Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from > mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually > sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking > MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed. cookies cybie?
maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie some o dat! har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT > Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from > mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually > sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking > MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed. cookies cybie?
maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie some o dat! har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT > Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from > mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually > sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking > MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed. cookies cybie?
maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie some o dat! har har
cybercat - 07 Mar 2006 23:59 GMT > har har Did you have the hiccups?
Whiplash - 08 Mar 2006 00:09 GMT > Did you have the hiccups? lol...i can't say how that happened
cybercat - 08 Mar 2006 00:15 GMT > > Did you have the hiccups? > > lol...i can't say how that happened You don't know, or you just can't say? :)
cybercat - 08 Mar 2006 00:18 GMT > > Did you have the hiccups? > > lol...i can't say how that happened TEN duplicate posts? TEN?? lol
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT > Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from > mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually > sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking > MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed. cookies cybie?
maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie some o dat! har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT > Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from > mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually > sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking > MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed. cookies cybie?
maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie some o dat! har har
cybercat - 07 Mar 2006 23:59 GMT > > Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from > > mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > some o dat! > har har okay, okay, I meant she looks like I probably do when I smell cookies baking. Remember the women in the movie "Michael?"
Granted, my breath in the morning is probably closer to catfood than cookies .... if I had to tell the truth ...
There, now, are you happy? : /
Whiplash - 08 Mar 2006 00:27 GMT > There, now, are you happy? : / cybercookies!
I think you should start a line! of cat cookies modeled after your breath
Whiplash - 08 Mar 2006 00:49 GMT > I think you should start a line! of cat cookies modeled after your > breath that was mean, cybercookie, you know im just messin! :p
cybercat - 08 Mar 2006 00:58 GMT > > I think you should start a line! of cat cookies modeled after your > > breath > > that was mean, cybercookie, you know im just messin! :p Yeah, well, you can just forget about that BJ now. 8 )-
*runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnning
awwwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy to hide*
Whiplash - 08 Mar 2006 02:44 GMT > Yeah, well, you can just forget about that BJ now. 8 )- well dang, and I done told my folks I had a new job, they was all happy for me.
that's alright, there's always work at the post office
cybercat - 08 Mar 2006 04:32 GMT > > Yeah, well, you can just forget about that BJ now. 8 )- > > well dang, and I done told my folks I had a new job, they was all happy > for me. > > that's alright, there's always work at the post office You are so cute. Really now, you are. No, no, I mean really. :)
Whiplash - 08 Mar 2006 05:18 GMT > You are so cute. Really now, you are. No, no, I mean really. :) there's no shame in my game, a fella's got to earn a living.
cybercat - 08 Mar 2006 17:06 GMT > > You are so cute. Really now, you are. No, no, I mean really. :) > > there's no shame in my game, a fella's got to earn a living. You're gonna bitch me out again, aren't you. :(((((((((
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:38 GMT > Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from > mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually > sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking > MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed. cookies cybie?
maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie some o dat! har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:38 GMT > Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from > mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually > sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking > MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed. cookies cybie?
maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie some o dat! har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:38 GMT > Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from > mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually > sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking > MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed. cookies cybie?
maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie some o dat! har har
jmc - 07 Mar 2006 19:15 GMT Suddenly, without warning, furfin exclaimed (07-Mar-06 6:59 AM):
> Do they ever wake you up just by sitting close to your head and staring > at you? My black cat sometimes does this...it can be a bit spooky. No, what's spooky is, you're dreaming about your cat, then you wake up and there she is staring at you!
Happened to me more than once! Mind control!
must... buy... tuna....
jmc
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