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Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 02:34 GMT
this is killin me, the only time I am alone is in the shower

everywhere I go, little eyes are watching me
glaring at me

they are in the room, they don't make their presence known
isn't there some law about this

is there anything i can do

im asleep, i open my eyes and one is there looking right into my eyes
(SITTING UP LOOKING)

I think i should have been warned
--

can you believe...im in my little studio by myself
i drop a bag of refined white sugar it hits the floor and sugar gushes
out

my little black cat springs out of nowhere, dives on the sugar...takes
quick bite before I can get her out of it...CHOMP...her feet come off
the floor, her head spins around..and she lands back in the sugar for
another bite! pure sugar...

t h e y w o n t s t o p w a t c h i n g m e

i'ts not really privacy i want, it's solitude.
I need to be alone sometimes yall

see! their doing it right now
cybercat - 07 Mar 2006 03:41 GMT
> this is killin me, the only time I am alone is in the shower
>
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
>
> see! their doing it right now

They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the
time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and
food and water.
Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL ) - 07 Mar 2006 03:46 GMT
I think they make medication for paranoia and hallucinations :-)
Are you sure they are watching you  can you feel their eyes on your back.
They quickly look away when you look at them out of the corner of your eye

I tell you this is a conspiracy  Oh no mine are watching too!.  Oh by the
gods here they come

< hiding under the desk with a foil wrap around my head to keep out the mind
probes>

:-)

>> this is killin me, the only time I am alone is in the shower
>>
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
> time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and
> food and water.
Mathew Kagis - 07 Mar 2006 08:05 GMT
That's it... I knew it!!! The cats, all the cats are working for THEM!  THEY
control EVERYTHING!!! No, wait, I mean, nothing to read here...lalalalala,
nope, don't know anything... I'm a good little sheep..........;-)

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En Vino Veritas

> I think they make medication for paranoia and hallucinations :-)
> Are you sure they are watching you  can you feel their eyes on your back.
[quoted text clipped - 43 lines]
> > time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and
> > food and water.
Margarita Salt - 09 Mar 2006 16:13 GMT
Mathew Kagis <skipatrol@nospamnetscape.ca> wrote in
rec.pets.cats.health+behav:

> That's it... I knew it!!! The cats, all the cats are working for
> THEM!  THEY control EVERYTHING!!! No, wait, I mean, nothing to
> read here...lalalalala, nope, don't know anything... I'm a good
> little sheep..........;-)

Kami was spying on me a few nights ago.  Often she curls up and puts
her tail across her eyes because it's too light or something, but a few
nights ago and noticed her tail wasn't wrapped around as usual.  After
a few more glances, I noticed the tip was puffed in front of her face.  
After a better look, I found that she was peering at me through the
fur.  It was kinda creepy.  I said, "I see you peeking..." and she
closed her eyes as if I couldn't really see her, but just in case.  And
when I looked over again she was doing it again!  :::shiver:::

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entirely good... motives are often more important than
actions." -- Eleanore Roosevelt

Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 03:49 GMT
> They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the
> time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and
> food and water.

oh neeeew

i was in the bedroom petting Jupiter, I went into the kitchen to get a
snack
i looked down and there was jupiter laying on a news paper...acting all
casual
so, casually i say...I just saw your sister in the bedroom...

i shut the fridge door, shut the light out and walked out...
never thought nothing of it.

their everywhere
Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL ) - 07 Mar 2006 03:59 GMT
They are even watching you while you sleep.  They invite the neighborhood to
come and watch at windows

That ought to keep you up tonight.  Barry

>> They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the
>> time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> their everywhere
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 04:11 GMT
> They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the
> time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and
> food and water.

oh neeeew

i was in the bedroom petting Jupiter, I went into the kitchen to get a
snack
i looked down and there was jupiter laying on a news paper...acting all
casual
so, casually i say...I just saw your sister in the bedroom...

i shut the fridge door, shut the light out and walked out...
never thought nothing of it.

their everywhere
cybercat - 07 Mar 2006 04:27 GMT
> > They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the
> > time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> their everywhere

They clearly find you irresistible!
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 05:45 GMT
> They clearly find you irresistible!

there's no tellin where the money went
Stacey  Weinberger - 07 Mar 2006 05:09 GMT
Brilliant, just brilliant.

Stacey

> this is killin me, the only time I am alone is in the shower
>
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
>
> see! their doing it right now
furfin - 07 Mar 2006 06:59 GMT
Do they ever wake you up just by sitting close to your head and staring
at you? My black cat sometimes does this...it can be a bit spooky.
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 14:28 GMT
> Do they ever wake you up just by sitting close to your head and staring
> at you? My black cat sometimes does this...it can be a bit spooky.

yes, see I catch her, if she sees my eyes open, she cuts hers the other
way
then looks at me pretending to notice...like, "oooohhh your awake"
lol
silly cats
cybercat - 07 Mar 2006 16:08 GMT
> > Do they ever wake you up just by sitting close to your head and staring
> > at you? My black cat sometimes does this...it can be a bit spooky.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> lol
> silly cats

Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from
mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually
sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking
MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed.
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT
> Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from
> mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually
> sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking
> MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed.

cookies cybie?

maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie
some o dat!
har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT
> Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from
> mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually
> sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking
> MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed.

cookies cybie?

maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie
some o dat!
har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT
> Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from
> mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually
> sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking
> MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed.

cookies cybie?

maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie
some o dat!
har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT
> Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from
> mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually
> sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking
> MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed.

cookies cybie?

maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie
some o dat!
har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT
> Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from
> mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually
> sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking
> MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed.

cookies cybie?

maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie
some o dat!
har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT
> Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from
> mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually
> sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking
> MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed.

cookies cybie?

maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie
some o dat!
har har
cybercat - 07 Mar 2006 23:59 GMT
> har har

Did you have the hiccups?
Whiplash - 08 Mar 2006 00:09 GMT
> Did you have the hiccups?

lol...i can't say how that happened
cybercat - 08 Mar 2006 00:15 GMT
> > Did you have the hiccups?
>
> lol...i can't say how that happened

You don't know, or you just can't say? :)
cybercat - 08 Mar 2006 00:18 GMT
> > Did you have the hiccups?
>
> lol...i can't say how that happened

TEN duplicate posts? TEN?? lol
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT
> Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from
> mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually
> sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking
> MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed.

cookies cybie?

maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie
some o dat!
har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:37 GMT
> Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from
> mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually
> sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking
> MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed.

cookies cybie?

maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie
some o dat!
har har
cybercat - 07 Mar 2006 23:59 GMT
> > Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from
> > mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> some o dat!
> har har

okay, okay, I meant she looks like I probably do when I smell
cookies baking. Remember the women in the movie "Michael?"

Granted, my breath in the morning is probably closer to catfood
than cookies .... if I had to tell the truth ...

There, now, are you happy? : /
Whiplash - 08 Mar 2006 00:27 GMT
> There, now, are you happy? : /

cybercookies!

I think you should start a line! of cat cookies modeled after your
breath
Whiplash - 08 Mar 2006 00:49 GMT
> I think you should start a line! of cat cookies modeled after your
> breath

that was mean, cybercookie, you know im just messin! :p
cybercat - 08 Mar 2006 00:58 GMT
> > I think you should start a line! of cat cookies modeled after your
> > breath
>
> that was mean, cybercookie, you know im just messin! :p

Yeah, well, you can just forget about that BJ now. 8 )-

*runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnning

                                      awwwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy to hide*
Whiplash - 08 Mar 2006 02:44 GMT
> Yeah, well, you can just forget about that BJ now. 8 )-

well dang, and I done told my folks I had a new job, they was all happy
for me.

that's alright, there's always work at the post office
cybercat - 08 Mar 2006 04:32 GMT
> > Yeah, well, you can just forget about that BJ now. 8 )-
>
> well dang, and I done told my folks I had a new job, they was all happy
> for me.
>
> that's alright, there's always work at the post office

You are so cute. Really now, you are. No, no, I mean really. :)
Whiplash - 08 Mar 2006 05:18 GMT
> You are so cute. Really now, you are. No, no, I mean really. :)

there's no shame in my game, a fella's got to earn a living.
cybercat - 08 Mar 2006 17:06 GMT
> > You are so cute. Really now, you are. No, no, I mean really. :)
>
> there's no shame in my game, a fella's got to earn a living.

You're gonna bitch me out again, aren't you. :(((((((((
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:38 GMT
> Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from
> mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually
> sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking
> MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed.

cookies cybie?

maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie
some o dat!
har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:38 GMT
> Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from
> mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually
> sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking
> MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed.

cookies cybie?

maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie
some o dat!
har har
Whiplash - 07 Mar 2006 18:38 GMT
> Aww. My Gracie is not so subtle. I wake up with her face inches from
> mine, all I can see is her huge green eyes staring into mine. She is usually
> sniffing my breath like smells better than cookies baking! And we're talking
> MORNING breath here. Silly cats indeed.

cookies cybie?

maybe it smells like canned cat food or something and cats like, gimmie
some o dat!
har har
jmc - 07 Mar 2006 19:15 GMT
Suddenly, without warning, furfin exclaimed (07-Mar-06 6:59 AM):
> Do they ever wake you up just by sitting close to your head and staring
> at you? My black cat sometimes does this...it can be a bit spooky.

No, what's spooky is, you're dreaming about your cat, then you wake up
and there she is staring at you!

Happened to me more than once!  Mind control!

must... buy... tuna....

jmc
 
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