Sorry, I meant to write:

HOWEDY john doe,

You shouldn't be allHOWED to keep livin critters. Do
you got children too, johnny? You AIN'T a fittin parent
for a child or a kat, john doe <(@) : ~ (  >

HOWEver, THAT AIN'T gonna color the flavor of The
Amazing Pussy Wizard's response to your question.

EXXXCEPT of curse, to say sumpthin like "I'll BET MY LIFE
they're PREYIN for DEATH to release them from you." But
you'd EXXXPECT THAT from The Amazing Pussy Wizard <(@)} ~ ) >

INDEED?

Naaah?

You mean anyHOWE you freakin impudent ignoramus <(@) ; ~ ) >

No it AIN'T "strange" john doe. Your kats are FEAR AGGRESSIVE
and HYPERACTIVE just like HOWE you raised them to be <(@} : ~ (  >

Naaaah? DO TELL???

You could TRAIN her to BE NICE if you studied your own FREE COPY
of The Amazing Pussy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual <{) ; ~  ) >

Here it is again you mierable cretin:

                             <{#}: ~ } >8< { ~ :{@}>
                        <{#}: ~ } >           < { ~ :{@}>
                 <{#}: ~ } >                         < { ~ :{@}>
       <{#}: ~ } > http://www.tinyurl.com/7bl5u  < { ~ :{@}>
                 <{#}: ~ } >                         < { ~ :{@}>
                        <{#}: ~ } >           < { ~ :{@}>
                             <{#}: ~ } >8< { ~ :{@}>

INDEEDY. And AGAIN, to boot.

The SCIENCE of BEHAVIOR AIN'T GUESSWORK johnny boy.

BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAA!!!!

Hey johnny? Who'da THUNK you was such a handsome critter?
The Amazing Pussy Wizard just looked up the word STUPID in
the dictionary and it had YOUR picture next to it. Nice mug!

Kats FEEL SAFE when they're elevated, johnny.

Well YES THEY ARE johnny. Kitty GETS SCARED
when Kiki is HIGHER than hisself. He's GOT to
WATCH her so SHE DON'T JUMP ON HIM and
RIP HIS EYES HOWET, johnny boy. THAT'S HOWE
COME he WHIMPERS <(@} ; ~ )  >

RIGHT. THAT'S HOWE COME HE'S AFRAID, johnny.

You can CURE THAT NEARLY INSTANTLY if you
knew HOWE, johnny boy. HOWEver, YOU DON'T
and YOU WON'T on accHOWENT of ALL AGGRESSION
is CAUSED BY  FEAR and ALL FEAR is CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING:

From: Eric
To: jho...@bellsouth.net
Sent: Friday, November 29, 2002 7:54 AM
Subject: just checking in..

Jerry!

You helped me with my pal Dundee about
a year ago regarding submissive peeing.
Just wanted to let you know he's doing great-
he was "cured" in about 2 days using your techniques!

He has since become the "smartest dog in the world"!

Once I stopped thinking like a human and got
inside his head, I can teach him ANYTHING,
usually in a matter of minutes.

Makes me look like an expert dog-trainer.

I rescued two strays last week, cleaned 'em up,
wormed 'em, and am getting them their shots.
Time to get inside their heads and teach them to
teach themselves how to be good dogs!

Instead of feeling like "training" is a chore, I look
forward to working with these guys a couple times
a day...

Although I don't follow your instructions "to a T", I
learned from you to "think like a dog" and
stimulate their brain rather than beating a.s or
pinching, or any of that nonsense.

I know damn well I would NOT be loyal to
someone who beat MY a.s lol!

Well, just wanted to thank you for rattling the
bushes out there and teaching folks the RIGHT
way to "train" dogs.

A horseman friend of mine uses very similar
techniques in training his horses- he calls it
"natural horsemanship".

He is hated by nearly all the local "trainers" yet
somehow he repeatedly wins at every show he
attends. He rarely shows any more, but goes now
and then to rub their noses in it (pun intended)...

Too cool....

Have a great holiday season and keep up the
good work!

Eric , Dundee, Sammy, and Maynard

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See? That's HOWE COME you can't post her noMOORE.

Subject: Re: Dog will not listen to anyone but me!
Date: Tue, 9 Jul 2002 11:33:36 -0500
Message-ID: uim43blqq1h67d@corp.supernews.com

Okay, I gotta speak up here... We've been using Jerry's
methods with our dog.  We had the same problem as the
original poster has with Buzz.  One day working with the
family pack exercise and practicing the recall command
with the family and she'll now go out with hubby and
daughter instead of needing me to reassure her or even
refusing to go with anyone but me.

I really urge you, regardless of the negative things you
might hear about Jerry & Wits' End here, to try the method
and *judge the results for yourself*.

Let's see what other areas she's improved in... always
comes when called, not chewing stuff even if we leave
it laying around, "re"housebroken after long shelter stay,
walks perfectly on leash, doesn't try to steal food from
our plates or beg... probably a few more things I'm
forgetting to mention. *(Yeah, the kats lay off the koi
and don't wander. jh).

That's in about a week's time.

Her overall demeanor has changed.  When we brought
 her home she was very untrusting and ultra-submissive
(except with her area/toys where she was possessive and
nippy).

She had been abused and beaten by previous owners,
then she was in a shelter for months.  They (most of them)
wanted to give up and kill her  Now she's gained confidence
and trust with us.  Last night was another big breakthrough
(in my eyes).  She barked!  Big deal, she barked just once
when she heard the front door.  Great!

Anyway, you'll be told lots of nasty stuff about Jerry or that
the Wits' End manual is culled from other sources.  In my
opinion, even if it is, it takes only the good stuff and leaves
out the bad.  Works for me.

(And I suppose I gotta say this... I don't know Jerry personally.
I've emailed him and instant messaged him.  I have not bought a
"Doggy Do Right". He's offered help for free.)

Ms. Mick Owen Crneckiy
http://www.crneckiy.com & http://tarot.crneckiy.com
E-mail & MSN Messenger: m...@crneckiy.com
AIM & Yahoo!: MickCrneckiy ~ ICQ: 72461227

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My male cat will occassionally do this to my female as well.  I think
it is sort of a jealousy thing.

They probably get along better with each other when you aren't around.
I know a lot of the hissing and spitting between my two is for efffect
- they actually will sleep together and groom each other when we are
not around.  Is it possible that he would like to get up there too and
knows he can't?

-L.