> Your cat isn't a bad cat , he's just being a cat ;)
Exactly. And just being a human will suffice to remedy this problem. When
you see Mr.Kitty spraying, quietly run up behind him and plant a pointy toe
shoe in his arse with as much velocity as you can possibly deliver. Grab the
offender by the scruff of the neck and physically eject into the outdoors.
Withhold food and indoor privilege for 48 hours. Once you permit Mr. Kitty
to re-enter the premises, observe his behavior. Lather, rinse, repeat for
any furher violations. This is a pissing contest - make no mistake about it.
He who pisses last - wins.
Al - 19 Mar 2004 03:52 GMT
I really don't think
"quietly run up behind him and plant a pointy toe shoe in his arse with as
much velocity as you can possibly deliver. "
would work. To me that is mean and unjust. Maybe talk to a vet concerning
this behaviour. You should not hurt a cat Period! That is awful advice,
and obviously not a cat lover.
> > Your cat isn't a bad cat , he's just being a cat ;)
> Exactly. And just being a human will suffice to remedy this problem. When
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> any furher violations. This is a pissing contest - make no mistake about it.
> He who pisses last - wins.
Hillary Clinton - 28 Mar 2004 10:06 GMT
Isn't that the same thing your two daddies did to you when they caught you
mounting your dog?
And, look at how you turned out!
> > Your cat isn't a bad cat , he's just being a cat ;)
> Exactly. And just being a human will suffice to remedy this problem. When
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> any furher violations. This is a pissing contest - make no mistake about it.
> He who pisses last - wins.