Dogs and Cats

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Clyde Ferndock - 24 Dec 2005 21:12 GMT

This is how I've heard what the basic difference between dogs and cats is.

A dog will gaze up at his owner and think "I get good food, plenty of clean
water, lots of love, taken to the doctor if I am feeling poorly, and
praised for everything I do right." "My master must be a god!"

A cat will gaze up at his owner and think "I get good food, plenty of clean
water, lots of love, taken to the doctor if I am feeling poorly, and
praised for everything I do right." "I must be a god!"

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NMR - 24 Dec 2005 21:22 GMT

You got that wrong for the cat it is " I am a GOD and they know it "

> This is how I've heard what the basic difference between dogs and cats is.
>
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> water, lots of love, taken to the doctor if I am feeling poorly, and
> praised for everything I do right." "I must be a god!"

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Willow - 24 Dec 2005 22:15 GMT

Hehehe I'd say though for the Cat it would be "They finally understand my
divinity..

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> This is how I've heard what the basic difference between dogs and cats is.
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> water, lots of love, taken to the doctor if I am feeling poorly, and
> praised for everything I do right." "I must be a god!"

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