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cheryl_is_freak - 28 Nov 2005 07:01 GMT
What's wrong
Daddy bust that cherry?
Mamma didn't care?

Now you're sitting up on FREAKNET smelling like a skunk.
Have you washed that nasty hole yet?

I bet your PC is full of spyware from all them PERVERT sites you visit.
Bet you can barely get around on the net anymore.

Feeling my drag on your pc are you
Got a few processes you can't figure out?

What's wrong Lamey, the porn don't cut if for you no more?

Get tired of seeing all the fisting, and pissing?

What's wrong, has it escalated, nothing satisfy anymore?

So you went and participated, now your a.shole is turned inside out
and you feel like a big dumb a.s mutherfucker!
You can't even make a noise when you fart, it just sounds like a
bicycle pump.
pfffffffff
Lamey - The cable guy - 28 Nov 2005 07:24 GMT
>What's wrong
>Daddy bust that cherry?
>Mamma didn't care?

Daddys dead
Mommas in Jail.

>Now you're sitting up on FREAKNET smelling like a skunk.

And watching you follow the smell, You are an easy mark.

>I bet your PC is full of spyware from all them PERVERT sites you visit.

That is old and worn out. Hell, I own most of them sites. Even the
MILF one with your sister on it.

>Bet you can barely get around on the net anymore.

Yup, Them old fingers just don't get out much anymore.

< insert masturbation lame here >

>Feeling my drag on your pc are you

Yawn

>Got a few processes you can't figure out?

None from you fatboy.

>What's wrong Lamey, the porn don't cut if for you no more?

Your obsession with porn noted.

>Get tired of seeing all the fisting, and pissing?

Your sister left here hours ago.

>What's wrong, has it escalated, nothing satisfy anymore?

Watching you dance is a thrill.

>So you went and participated, now your a.shole is turned inside out
>and you feel like a big dumb a.s mutherfucker!e.

Your obsession with my a.s < inside or outside > is duly noted.

>You can't even make a noise when you fart, it just sounds like a
>bicycle pump.
>pfffffffff

See above.

You have a nice night obsesso. Don't let me keep you up.

Sweet dreams cupcake.

GIT - R - DONE
hamandcheese@betweentheknees.com - 28 Nov 2005 19:06 GMT
>Daddys dead
>Mommas in Jail.

sister's in the corner
screamin tail for sale

With apologies to Elvis.

-mhd
cybercat - 28 Nov 2005 19:27 GMT
> >Daddys dead
> >Mommas in Jail.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> With apologies to Elvis.

Why, was it Elvis' sister? ;)
hamandcheese@betweentheknees.com - 28 Nov 2005 20:40 GMT
>> >Daddys dead
>> >Mommas in Jail.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>Why, was it Elvis' sister? ;)

No, but if you hum it an Elvis tune comes to mind.

Jailhouse Rock

-mhd
whitershadeofpale - 28 Nov 2005 20:42 GMT
> Sweet dreams cupcake.
>
> GIT - R - DONE

what a bafoon!
Lamey - The cable guy - 28 Nov 2005 21:18 GMT
>> Sweet dreams cupcake.
>>
>> GIT - R - DONE
>
>what a bafoon!

You snipped the spanking you got. Ya coward.

GIT - R - DONE
cheryl_is_freak - 28 Nov 2005 22:06 GMT
> < insert masturbation lame here >

is this after you dung your own head?
give yourself a plate job much?
Lamey - The cable guy - 28 Nov 2005 22:48 GMT
>> < insert masturbation lame here >
>
>is this after you dung your own head?
>give yourself a plate job much?

You still drinking? Go get a job   Looser!

GIT - R - DONE
cheryl_is_freak - 29 Nov 2005 00:48 GMT
> You still drinking? Go get a job   Looser!
>
> GIT - R - DONE

You must be one dumb inbred mutherfucker
I burned you a new a.shole and you come whimpering back with
drinking? eh? I don't drink as a habit. You wet LUSH!

Maybe you can get somebody to lick that nasty skunk tonight. Go get you
a crackhead
they'll do anything for a hit. Maybe you can get Cyberat to give you a
rim job.

What's wrong, that hot a.s shower couldn't get all the funk off of your
brain?
Still guilt ridden? still empty inside? Food don't even taste good no
more?
Blood pressure up? Bills on your back? Damn kids grown and can't even
buy a f.cking
loaf of bread, you have to send money! What did you do wrong!!!

It's just a reflection of you, that's all. I want you to take a good
long look.
Dirty a.s carpet all in the cold a.s house! You ripe same clothes
wearing
hillbilly backwoods lia-f.cking-bility.
Lamey - The cable guy - 30 Nov 2005 15:56 GMT
>> You still drinking? Go get a job   Looser!
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>I burned you a new a.shole and you come whimpering back with
>drinking? eh? I don't drink as a habit. You wet LUSH!

When did this a.shole burning take place? < looks behind > Same old
a.shole. Pleze try again obsesso.

>Maybe you can get somebody to lick that nasty skunk tonight. Go get you
> a crackhead
>they'll do anything for a hit. Maybe you can get Cyberat to give you a
>rim job.

That reminds me, Your sister left her pipe here last night.

>What's wrong, that hot a.s shower couldn't get all the funk off of your
>brain?
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>buy a f.cking
>loaf of bread, you have to send money! What did you do wrong!!!

Are you having an out of body experence? Or just reflecting?

>It's just a reflection of you, that's all. I want you to take a good
>long look.
>Dirty a.s carpet all in the cold a.s house! You ripe same clothes
>wearing
>hillbilly backwoods lia-f.cking-bility.

I got you dancing like a monkey on a leash, Keep it up obsesso, it
makes me laff.

GIT - R - DONE
rikijo - 30 Nov 2005 16:07 GMT
>>> You still drinking? Go get a job   Looser!
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 34 lines]
>
> GIT - R - DONE

Yo Bill, I need a good quote from you for the blog..
GIT R DONE!
cybercat - 30 Nov 2005 17:53 GMT
> >> You still drinking? Go get a job   Looser!
> >>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> When did this a.shole burning take place? < looks behind > Same old
> a.shole. Pleze try again obsesso.

lol
bebo - 11 Dec 2005 16:21 GMT
"Lamey - The cable guy" <Getrdone@redneck.com> wrote in
> That reminds me, Your sister left her pipe here last night.

lucky you, you get to scrape the bowl
John Doe - 28 Nov 2005 07:32 GMT
Off-topic nym-shifting troll
see also:
"whitershadeofpale" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net>

> Path: newssvr25.news.prodigy.net!newsdbm05.news.prodigy.com!newsdst02.news.prodigy.com!newsmst01b.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.com!newscon06.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.net!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!postnews.google.com!z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
> From: "cheryl_is_freak" <cheryl_is_freak yahoo.com>
[quoted text clipped - 40 lines]
> bicycle pump.
> pfffffffff
whitershadeofpale - 28 Nov 2005 13:30 GMT
> Off-topic nym-shifting troll
> see also:
> "whitershadeofpale" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net>

nope, it won't me doo doo man

that's raunchy, I have better tasted than that.
Lamey - The cable guy - 28 Nov 2005 14:04 GMT
>> Off-topic nym-shifting troll
>> see also:
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>that's raunchy, I have better tasted than that.

You're f.cking retarded. Ya better hurry, The short bus is about to
leave.

GIT - R - DONE
whitershadeofpale - 28 Nov 2005 14:09 GMT
> You're f.cking retarded. Ya better hurry, The short bus is about to
> leave.
>
> GIT - R - DONE

I see your spelling is getting better, I guess you've cooled off a
little better now.

Wow, I read some of your other posts, you look like you was trembling.

You shouldn't let a total stranger do this to that old milky heart.

but I see in another post, you're pointing fingers...
If I got something to say, I just say it.

go have some buttermilk hey? You could probably help JD out with his
task.
Lamey - The cable guy - 28 Nov 2005 15:33 GMT
>> You're f.cking retarded. Ya better hurry, The short bus is about to
>> leave.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>I see your spelling is getting better, I guess you've cooled off a
>little better now.

Spelling lame....minus 10 points, try again pleze.

>Wow, I read some of your other posts, you look like you was trembling.

I look? So you see people on usenet? Obsessed with it are you? You can
stop dancing now, I have to go to work, Some of us have jobs.

>You shouldn't let a total stranger do this to that old milky heart.

You would be surprised little boy, You're no stranger, I know more
then you may think.

>but I see in another post, you're pointing fingers...
>If I got something to say, I just say it.

Wanna explain that obsesso? The voices of usenet must be yelling at
you.

>go have some buttermilk hey? You could probably help JD out with his
>task.

You could put down the bottle and try posting something worth reading.

GIT - R - DONE
Lumpy - 28 Nov 2005 18:05 GMT
> > Off-topic nym-shifting troll
> > see also:
> > "whitershadeofpale" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net>
>
> nope, it won't me doo doo man

It won't me either! lol!
whitershadeofpale - 28 Nov 2005 19:21 GMT
> > > Off-topic nym-shifting troll
> > > see also:
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> It won't me either! lol!

ROFLMNO

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