My cat doesn't like my penis !!!

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Gerry Lintonice - 20 Oct 2005 12:01 GMT

Whenever I masturbate before my cat, it will become angry and bite my
willy.

I think this is not normal.A good cat should swallow my cum.

What can I do now?

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if 6 were 9 - 20 Oct 2005 14:58 GMT

swallow it yourself.

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Juls - 09 Nov 2005 23:01 GMT

> Whenever I masturbate before my cat, it will become angry and bite my
> willy.

He thinks it's a grain of rice and he was taking a bite.

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§cratch - 09 Nov 2005 23:05 GMT

> Whenever I masturbate before my cat, it will become angry and bite my
> willy.
>
> I think this is not normal.A good cat should swallow my cum.
>
> What can I do now?

If you would stroke it rather than beat it he would not get the
impression that you are
killing a vewy vewy small animal! Therefore he would not try to help
you.

nasty f.cker!

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paulfoel - 10 Nov 2005 10:22 GMT

> Whenever I masturbate before my cat, it will become angry and bite my
> willy.
>
> I think this is not normal.A good cat should swallow my cum.
>
> What can I do now?

Gerry,

No school today then ???

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splikydip@otmale.com - 13 Nov 2005 10:24 GMT

You best change your name to Claude Balls...

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A Cat - 08 Jun 2006 07:09 GMT

>Whenever I masturbate before my cat, it will become angry and bite my
>willy.
>
>I think this is not normal.A good cat should swallow my cum.
>
>What can I do now?

You must have one funky looking dick....most cats ignore human sex
organs. I suggest you take the mickey mouse ears off it when you jerk
off.

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~2¢Worth~ - 08 Jun 2006 14:41 GMT

You must be confusing cats with dogs. Dogs will eat anything.

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> >Whenever I masturbate before my cat, it will become angry and bite my
> >willy.
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> organs. I suggest you take the mickey mouse ears off it when you jerk
> off.

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