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I retrieved the headers,
and what did I see,
a line for Ol' "Nomen",
placed there just for me.

A challenge I thought,
as I learned of my "outing".
A battle of wits.
Some intellectual jousting.

So I shined up my armor,
and I sharpened my lance,
and I saddled my steed,
who excitedly pranced.

I rode out through the gates,
as I dreamed of the battle,
And I rode through the field,
and I rode past the cattle.

And I rode down the road,
with my lance by my side.
This will be an adventure,
I was thinking with pride.

I rode in the arena,
and onto the field.
The sun shone off my armor,
of the finest forged steel.

With the crowds in the stands,
and the King on his throne.
Then I saw my opponent.
my heart sank like a stone.

For there sat a monkey,
just yankin' his bone!