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Cheryl - 05 Mar 2004 17:22 GMT
I cancelled it because I forgot until it posted that it was in a very sad
thread.  God, I'm so sorry for doing that.  :(

Cheryl
IBen Getiner - 06 Mar 2004 04:10 GMT
> I cancelled it because I forgot until it posted that it was in a very sad
> thread.  God, I'm so sorry for doing that.  :(
>
> Cheryl

Nobody cares, Cherry. Nobody cares...

                             IBen Getiner
MacCandace - 06 Mar 2004 19:12 GMT
<< Nobody cares, Cherry. Nobody cares...

                             IBen Getiner >>

f*ck yourself...again, IBen.

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IBen Getiner - 07 Mar 2004 02:54 GMT
> << Nobody cares, Cherry. Nobody cares...
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Candace
> (take the litter out before replying by e-mail)

The same to you, Candace...

Oh, I forgot... women don't f*ck. They GET f*cked.

                                IBen Getiner
Mary - 07 Mar 2004 03:28 GMT
"IBen Getiner" <lappcatt@aol.com> wrote>
> The same to you, Candace...
>
>  Oh, I forgot... women don't f*ck. They GET f*cked.

Only the women you know, Asswipe. And then, only in your dreams.

>                                  IBen Getiner
IBen Getiner - 07 Mar 2004 23:13 GMT
> "IBen Getiner" <lappcatt@aol.com> wrote>
> > The same to you, Candace...
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> >
> >                                  

Like I said, I don't know you.... yet.  

                                 IBen Getiner
Cheryl - 07 Mar 2004 23:27 GMT
>  Like I said, I don't know you.... yet.  

No one cares, Iben.
jazzy - 08 Mar 2004 19:48 GMT
Iben, are you making threats in here?

> >  Like I said, I don't know you.... yet.

">
> No one cares, Iben.
Cat Protector - 08 Mar 2004 00:26 GMT
Iben, you are a credit to all the idiots in the world. Why don't you just
get off the newsgroup already and allow us to talk cats? It is obvious the
only reason you are here is to disrupt the group.

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> > << Nobody cares, Cherry. Nobody cares...
> >
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>
>                                  IBen Getiner
IBen Getiner - 09 Mar 2004 06:36 GMT
> Iben, you are a credit to all the idiots in the world. Why don't you just
> get off the newsgroup already and allow us to talk cats? It is obvious the
> only reason you are here is to disrupt the group.

I am here to talk katz too. I'll even talk them with YOU. Let's talk
about..... declawing. Front and rear. Shoot.. you people act like we
have it done with no anesthetic or something. I even forked out the
cash for additional pain-killers for the healing process. What else do
you want...?
Talk katz, now...

                           IBen Getiner
Jeannie - 09 Mar 2004 12:10 GMT
> > Iben, you are a credit to all the idiots in the world. Why don't you just
> > get off the newsgroup already and allow us to talk cats? It is obvious the
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>                             IBen Getiner

Iben you are so weird and angry all the time.  What's that all about?
Wendy - 09 Mar 2004 12:39 GMT
> > "Cat Protector" <catprotector@cox.net> wrote in message
> news:<f5P2c.38397$1k.15086@okepread01>...
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> Iben you are so weird and angry all the time.  What's that all about?

After a week of seening IBen's save the balls lose the claws posts I put him
on block. Much quieter and better for my blood pressure.

W
Steve G - 09 Mar 2004 20:46 GMT
(...)

> After a week of seening IBen's save the balls lose the claws posts I put him
> on block. Much quieter and better for my blood pressure.

The problem is that Iben is a rabid left-winger of the most deranged
sort.

His campaign for cats to keep their balls is clearly part of a fluffy
hippy philosophy that suggests all creatures have the right to spread
their seed, man. Go hug a tree, batman.

The declawing IBen so favours is analogous to severe gun control.
Iben's cats may have bollocks but they are emasculated, and incapable
of defending themselves against The Enemy. Heavens, if my cats saw a
bloody Walt Whitman reading liberal pinko, they'd have his ears before
you could say Anne Coulter. On the other claw, Iben's cats would be
purring and wearing Michael Moore t-shirts as soon as the liberal
quoth 'The Golden Apples of the Sun'. So sad.

I'm sure Iben knits his own skirts out of hemp, too.

Steve.
Cathy Friedmann - 09 Mar 2004 20:49 GMT
> (...)
> > >
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> The problem is that Iben is a rabid left-winger of the most deranged
> sort.

Yet he's homophobic, is convinced that their cat's m*sturbating when he (the
cat) kneads on his wife, etc.  Go figure.  I don't think I *want* to, in his
case.

Cathy

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Laura R. - 10 Mar 2004 01:18 GMT
circa 9 Mar 2004 12:46:06 -0800, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav, Steve
G (news@stevethepsycho.co.uk) said,
> The problem is that Iben is a rabid left-winger of the most deranged
> sort.

Given his homophobic, pseudo-macho sh*t, I doubt his politics have
much to do with his psychosis.

Laura
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Diane L. Schirf - 10 Mar 2004 02:51 GMT
> circa 9 Mar 2004 12:46:06 -0800, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav, Steve
> G (news@stevethepsycho.co.uk) said,
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Given his homophobic, pseudo-macho sh*t, I doubt his politics have
> much to do with his psychosis.

For some reason, I thought the post was a parody. :)

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MacCandace - 10 Mar 2004 03:11 GMT
<< For some reason, I thought the post was a parody. :) >>

Actually, no, he is a dangerous cretin...and a white supremacist, to boot.

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Diane L. Schirf - 10 Mar 2004 03:19 GMT
> << For some reason, I thought the post was a parody. :) >>
>
> Actually, no, he is a dangerous cretin...and a white supremacist, to boot.

No, I meant the one calling IBen a commie. :)

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MacCandace - 10 Mar 2004 03:23 GMT
<< No, I meant the one calling IBen a commie. :) >>

Oh...perhaps.  Sorry, I didn't know if Steve was around when IBen posted
previously so I assumed it was a real post...Sorry if it was a parody, Steve.

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Cathy Friedmann - 10 Mar 2004 03:40 GMT
> << No, I meant the one calling IBen a commie. :) >>
>
> Oh...perhaps.  Sorry, I didn't know if Steve was around when IBen posted
> previously so I assumed it was a real post...Sorry if it was a parody, Steve.

That's okay, I also took it as for real, & so was left wondering..

Cathy

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Steve G - 10 Mar 2004 15:45 GMT
> > << No, I meant the one calling IBen a commie. :) >>
> >
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> That's okay, I also took it as for real, & so was left wondering..

I'm not sure how I could have made it any more parody-esque, without
stapling a sign to it with 'THIS IS A PARODY' written in 645 point
boldface type and attaching a MIDI file consisting of the trappist
monk parody chant.

And incidentally, Iben didn't fall for it.

Doh!

Steve.
Cathy Friedmann - 10 Mar 2004 15:54 GMT
> > > << No, I meant the one calling IBen a commie. :) >>
> > >
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> boldface type and attaching a MIDI file consisting of the trappist
> monk parody chant.

Yeah, well... don't mind me, I tend to be rather literal.

Plus there was no ;-) or <g> at the end.  Since one can't hear a tone of
voice on Usenet...

Cathy

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> And incidentally, Iben didn't fall for it.
>
> Doh!
>
> Steve.
IBen Getiner - 11 Mar 2004 05:12 GMT
> > "Cathy Friedmann" <clfr@adelphia.net> wrote in message
>  news:<c2m31p$1ui01n$1@ID-103542.news.uni-berlin.de>...
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>
> --

Shut you pie-hole. You're wrecking my hash buzz.
Steve G - 11 Mar 2004 15:58 GMT
(...)

> Plus there was no ;-) or <g> at the end.  Since one can't hear a tone of
> voice on Usenet...

I've never used smilies or similar - I think emoticons are the Devil's
Arse Boiled In Beetroot.

Steve.
Laura R. - 10 Apr 2004 23:44 GMT
circa 11 Mar 2004 07:58:37 -0800, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav,
Steve G (news@stevethepsycho.co.uk) said,
> I've never used smilies or similar - I think emoticons are the Devil's
> Arse Boiled In Beetroot.

A common trait amongst Brits, I've found.

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jeannie - 10 Apr 2004 22:47 GMT
> circa 11 Mar 2004 07:58:37 -0800, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav,
> Steve G (news@stevethepsycho.co.uk) said,
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Laura

Not necessarily a bad thing either.

Jeannie
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say it" - Voltaire

Jeannie
MacCandace - 11 Mar 2004 03:27 GMT
<< And incidentally, Iben didn't fall for it.

Doh!

Steve. >>

Well, it was a well-written parody, you should be flattered.

Candace
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MacCandace - 10 Mar 2004 03:10 GMT
<< I'm sure Iben knits his own skirts out of hemp, too.

Steve. >>

Actually, I hate to disagree, but IBen is no liberal.  He is a rabid
right-winger, in fact, he is an Aryan Supremacist...therefore, scum of the
earth.

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IBen Getiner - 10 Mar 2004 08:58 GMT
> << I'm sure Iben knits his own skirts out of hemp, too.
>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> "One does not meet oneself until one catches the reflection from an eye other
> than human."  (Loren Eisely)

Bet she's married to a black guy. GD afrophiles....

                               IBen Getiner
Jeannie - 10 Mar 2004 08:59 GMT
Judging by his anger and general weirdness, I honestly thought Iben was
about 14!

Jeannie

> << I'm sure Iben knits his own skirts out of hemp, too.
>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> "One does not meet oneself until one catches the reflection from an eye other
> than human."  (Loren Eisely)
Diane L. Schirf - 10 Mar 2004 11:32 GMT
> Judging by his anger and general weirdness, I honestly thought Iben was
> about 14!

Good guess!

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Laura R. - 11 Mar 2004 05:28 GMT
circa Wed, 10 Mar 2004 08:59:53 -0000, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav,
Jeannie (jean@NOSPAMspackman) said,
> Judging by his anger and general weirdness, I honestly thought Iben was
> about 14!

Nah, that's his wife/cousin.

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PawsForThought - 10 Mar 2004 16:14 GMT
>From: maccandace@aol.comlitter  (MacCandace)

><< I'm sure Iben knits his own skirts out of hemp, too.
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>Candace

Absolutely!
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Cat Protector - 10 Mar 2004 19:03 GMT
He also has anger problems, and hates everyone. Time and time again he says
he has a wife that worships him and his cat does as well. Either both are
plastic or rubber toys or he is one of those that actually beats them for
control. Iben is a despicable creature on this board.

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> Actually, I hate to disagree, but IBen is no liberal.  He is a rabid
> right-winger, in fact, he is an Aryan Supremacist...therefore, scum of the
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> "One does not meet oneself until one catches the reflection from an eye other
> than human."  (Loren Eisely)
Mary - 10 Mar 2004 20:19 GMT
blah blah blah blah blah

Now then, you flaming idiot, try to get your little mind around this:

What your fellow moron "Iben" wants most of all is attention.

Your refusal to ignore him is giving him exactly what he wants.

Get it? Now please consider shutting the f*ck up. You are annoying
enough
when you are blabbering on about cats. Off-topic you are damned near
unbearable. Somebody .. not me, of course .. needs to just haul off
and slap some sense into you.
equalizer - 10 Mar 2004 21:30 GMT
>blah blah blah blah blah
>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>unbearable. Somebody .. not me, of course .. needs to just haul off
>and slap some sense into you.

Thanks. I just blew steak and A1 sauce all over my monitor.......

eq
Laura R. - 11 Mar 2004 05:27 GMT
circa Wed, 10 Mar 2004 16:30:57 -0500, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav,
equalizer <> (equalizer <>) said,
> >blah blah blah blah blah
> >
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> Thanks. I just blew steak and A1 sauce all over my monitor.......

<GUFFAW> Well, now, so did I. :-)

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IBen Getiner - 11 Mar 2004 10:20 GMT
> blah blah blah blah blah
>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> unbearable. Somebody .. not me, of course .. needs to just haul off
> and slap some sense into you.

Ahh ... another fan of the little sissy cretin. I can't say, then,
that you're a total idiot. At least we both recognize a piece of total
DUNG when we see it. It's just that I don't need to step in it it to
know that it's a TURD. You did.
He knows just how much I value his (or anybody's) opinions. Just like
you soon will. I'm not here to socialize with you simple-Simons, you
know.

                              IBen Getiner
IBen Getiner - 10 Mar 2004 08:57 GMT
> (...)
> > >
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
> Steve.

HAHH..!! Really good! Nice inverted analogies. Nice try, too.

                             IBen Getiner
IBen Getiner - 10 Mar 2004 08:50 GMT
> > "Cat Protector" <catprotector@cox.net> wrote in message
>  news:<f5P2c.38397$1k.15086@okepread01>...
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> Iben you are so weird and angry all the time.  What's that all about?

Look.... This is the way I AM. I'm SICK and TIRED of people like YOU
who think everybody should wear a smiley-face all the time. I am a
very happy man. I have a wife of would die for me. I have a cat who
worships me (no lie..he'z more like a son than he is a cat). I am a
very happy person. It's just that I have no patients for stupidity.
The ignorant I can deal with (like you), but the stupid I DETEST.
Sorry if you can't dig it, but you know what the kitty said.....

                         

                              IBen Getiner
Jeannie - 10 Mar 2004 09:36 GMT
> > > "Cat Protector" <catprotector@cox.net> wrote in message
> >  news:<f5P2c.38397$1k.15086@okepread01>...
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>
>                                IBen Getiner

You just keep doing what your doing Iben, I find your posts highly amusing!

Jeannie
Cat Protector - 10 Mar 2004 19:00 GMT
I can't believe any woman in their right mind would be married to this guy.
Of course she might be made of rubber which is why he thinks she worships
him. He also doesn't know how to spell cat correctly. And he is also
dillusional if he thinks the cat worships him and obeys him. Is it possible
that the cat is a plastic toy?

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> > "Jeannie" <jean@NOSPAMspackman@daikatana.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:<c2kc9d$h6m$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>...
[quoted text clipped - 29 lines]
>
> Jeannie
equalizer - 10 Mar 2004 21:25 GMT
>I can't believe any woman in their right mind would be married to this guy.
>Of course she might be made of rubber which is why he thinks she worships
>him. He also doesn't know how to spell cat correctly. And he is also
>dillusional if he thinks the cat worships him and obeys him. Is it possible
>that the cat is a plastic toy?

You spelled delusional wrong.

eq
Laura R. - 11 Mar 2004 05:29 GMT
circa Wed, 10 Mar 2004 16:25:21 -0500, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav,
equalizer <> (equalizer <>) said,
> >I can't believe any woman in their right mind would be married to this guy.
> >Of course she might be made of rubber which is why he thinks she worships
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> You spelled delusional wrong.

He forgot to compare the spelling against his report card.

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IBen Getiner - 11 Mar 2004 05:09 GMT
> > "Jeannie" <jean@NOSPAMspackman@daikatana.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
>  news:<c2kc9d$h6m$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk>...
[quoted text clipped - 29 lines]
>
> Jeannie

I don't give a hoot WHAT you find amusing!! This is a cat group for
the discussion of health problems that beleaguer cats. Not a social
extravaganza.
Jeannie - 11 Mar 2004 09:52 GMT
> I don't give a hoot WHAT you find amusing!! This is a cat group for
> the discussion of health problems that beleaguer cats. Not a social
> extravaganza.

Sorry Dr. Iben, I thought rec.pets.CATS.HEALTH+BEHAV was a "social
extravaganza"(???)....my mistake.

Beleaguer....Extravaganza....Have you just found a dictionary and thesaurus
by any chance?

Jeannie
Cat Protector - 11 Mar 2004 18:02 GMT
I guess Iben failed to see that most if not all of his posts had nothing to
do with cats. I guess he prefers to call the kettle black.

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>
> > I don't give a hoot WHAT you find amusing!! This is a cat group for
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Jeannie
kittykrazy - 10 Mar 2004 15:36 GMT
It's just that I have no patients for stupidity.
The ignorant I can deal with (like you), but the stupid I DETEST.
Sorry if you can't dig it, but you know what the kitty said..... (snip)

****************************************************

This kitty couldn't help but point out that you spelled PATIENCE wrong. I'm
sure this newsgroup is used to dealing with YOUR ignorance. (rolls eyes at
Iben Getiner)

Getiner,

Maybe you need to "get her" more often. Getting laid would work wonders for
someone such as yourself. Before you call someone ignorant in a newsgroup,
you may want to use a little thing called "Spellcheck". That way you won't
look like a complete idiot.

Now get back to your patient's Dr. Iben!
Jeannie - 10 Mar 2004 16:41 GMT
> It's just that I have no patients for stupidity.
> The ignorant I can deal with (like you), but the stupid I DETEST.
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> Now get back to your patient's Dr. Iben!

LOL.  (Dr.) Iben is an uneducated fool!
 
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