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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / August 2005PING: Auntie Marina
Waffles here. Can you have a word with the Helsinki Police please? They are having a terrible effect on Meowmie. She simply has no dignity. She's been watching the athletics currently women's marathon) and the sight of all those policemen on bicycles is having a terrible effect on her. Paw just shakes his head in disbelief and Nathan does too. Meowmie keeps making all sorts of undignified noises and muttering things like "Have you seen the thighs on that one!" and "Phwor, his legs are biteable." and "I wonder if they have a one-of-those-type-calendars featuring those men and their clinchers..." Really, I'd appreciate your help, it is a very undignified place round here. Purrs, Waffles > Waffles here. > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Purrs, Waffles I think you've corrupted your hoomin by making similar remarks about Frank, though in Frank's case it's quite understandable, he a georgeous hunk of boy cat. Purrs, Snoopy > I think you've corrupted your hoomin by making similar remarks about > Frank, though in Frank's case it's quite understandable, he a georgeous > hunk of boy cat. > > Purrs, Snoopy The hoomin was corrupt anyhow. I mean, it's understandable to lust after my deliciously wonderful Frank, the Purride of Finland, but to make such remarks about a hoomin male, especially when they have such a pitiable excuse for fur... well.. it's distasteful.. Purrs, Waffles [["Adrian" <anca@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote in message news:GtKdnVgbrY840GLfRVnyrQ@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > I think you've corrupted your hoomin by making similar remarks about > Frank, though in Frank's case it's quite understandable, he a georgeous > hunk of boy cat. > > Purrs, Snoopy The hoomin was corrupt anyhow. I mean, it's understandable to lust after my deliciously wonderful Frank, the Purride of Finland, but to make such remarks about a hoomin male, especially when they have such a pitiable excuse for fur... well.. it's distasteful.. Purrs, Waffles]] Captain and Stanley here. Our Meowmy's been fretting lately because one of HER favorite hoomins has made his way to Finland. He's from Catnada but he's going to play hockey on the Espoo Blues. He arrived a few days ago. Here he is: http://blues.fi/images/3096_Neil_Little_iso.jpg We saw hockey on TV. It's humans speeding around after a little toy thingy. That's our favorite kind of game. We play it all the time! Meowmy's favorite goalie catches the little toy thingy when it flies toward him. So we guess that humans CAN play like proper cats, when they have a mind to. Anyway, Meowmy would a-purr-eciate it lots and lots if Auntie Christine and Auntie Marina would watch out for her favorite goalie. He's nice to fans and always said "hi" to Meowmy and Paw if they saw him after a game. Plus, if we knew that someone was watching out for him, then maybe Meowmy wouldn't fuss and worry so much. Thanks. Captain and Stanley, for their basket-case Meowmy > Waffles here. > > Can you have a word with the Helsinki Police please? I'll give them a stern talking-to. And maybe spank those bottoms a bit. Aunti Helen want to join me? :oP  SignatureMarina, Frank, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Nikki. marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki > I'll give them a stern talking-to. And maybe spank those bottoms a bit. > Aunti Helen want to join me? :oP Yes please!!! Cheers, helen s Waffles here. That is *not* what I meant... > Waffles here. > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Purrs, Waffles Yoo no wot I fink? Well, hahaha, you dint ask but I tell you anywey! I fink dat sumwon shud frow a bukket of cold water over dat meowmie. Dere are ways ov admyrin and phwor sound rood. I admyr my Mimi by I sez she is not fat, and I giv er vertul edbuts and nosekiss and say she byutiful. wot means this phwor and clinchers and stuf? Boyfriend (the innocent) >> Waffles here. >> [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > Boyfriend > (the innocent) You are too young for those things Boyfriend. Keep the virtual headbutts going. :) > Yoo no wot I fink? Well, hahaha, you dint ask but I tell you anywey! I > fink dat sumwon shud frow a bukket of cold water over dat meowmie. Dere [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Boyfriend > (the innocent) The hoomin 'Phwoar' is the equivalent to the refined purring that Frank causes me to do. Of course, purring is far more refined that the hoomin noise. Clinchers are, I am informed, a type of tyre that goes on a bicycle. I think the rude hoomin was fantasizing along the lines of getting into a clinch with one of the bicycling policemen. She is *rude* indeed. Purrs, Waffles >> Yoo no wot I fink? Well, hahaha, you dint ask but I tell you >> anywey! I fink dat sumwon shud frow a bukket of cold water over [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > Purrs, Waffles I bet if your hoomin ever went to Finland she'd get herself arrested on pupose, norty girl. Purrs Snoopy > I bet if your hoomin ever went to Finland she'd get herself arrested on > pupose, norty girl. > > Purrs Snoopy Now there's a thought... Cheers, helen s > I bet if your hoomin ever went to Finland she'd get herself arrested on > pupose, norty girl. > > Purrs Snoopy Now there's a thought... Cheers, helen s =========================================== I suspect these ladies would give Search and Seizure a whole new meaning. Suz >> Yoo no wot I fink? Well, hahaha, you dint ask but I tell you anywey! I >> fink dat sumwon shud frow a bukket of cold water over dat meowmie. Dere [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > >Purrs, Waffles <gasp> Won't somebody think of the kittens!? Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >> Waffles here. >> [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > Boyfriend > (the innocent) An I givs purss and hedbuts back to my boyfriend. Mimi (Weebles' baby sisfur - who is not fat, just furry fluffy & cute wiof her pink nose and pink toes) |
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