My dear Waffles, I'm happy to visit you any time. Kittens aren't that
bad, if you get to them and start training them at an early stage. The
current kitten washes my ears for me. I'm planning on teaching the new
one how to wake the hoomin up at five in the morning, so I can retire
from that duty. That would leave me all the more time for you, my love.

Yours as Ever,
Frankie