I just had to share this from one of the other newsgroups I frequent
(alt.religion.kibology).

The group is a bit surreal at times, as a couple other folks here will
tell you (grin). For instance, several members have recorded some
off-the-wall songs, and have even put together a couple of albums.

I was listening to some of the songs on the website, and just had to
share this one. Lyrics are by Talysman, the arrangement is by jwgh.
The MP3 version is at:

    http://www.interrobangcartel.com/songs/kittenknit.mp3

Here are the lyrics:

Kitten Knittin' Blues

   goin' down to the drug store, buy me a skein of yarn
   goin' down to the drug store, buy a big ol' skein of yarn
   gonna knit me a kitten, even if you don't give a darn

   got a pair o' round needles, listen to them purr!
   got a pair o' round needles, hear them summabitches purr!
   gonna knit me a kitten and cover him up with fur

   don' want no store-bought kitten,
   can't stand them kitten farms,
   I wants me a homemade kitten
   with all those kitten charms

   so I guess I'll knit me a kitten
   any color fur I choose
   I can barely wait for my kitten
   that's why I got me the blues

   gonna knit me a kitten, just a couple more months to go
   gonna knit me a kitten, just eight or nine months to go
   gonna knit a siamese or maybe even a calico

   I'm a gettin' closer, I can almost hear the mews
   I'm a gettin' closer, I swear I can hear those mews
   I can't wait to finish, I got the kitten knittin' blues

   no, I can't wait to finish, that's why I got
   the kitten knittin' BLUES!

Enjoy.

Hugs and Purrs,
Mark