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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / August 2005Purrs for the 3 Stooges, please.
No - not the ones from TV, the ones that laze about my house more often than not. Ernie, Mimi & Moe have their yearly checkup in less than one hour. TED will tell me Mimi is fat (her nickname is not Butterball for naught), and that Moe is peachy and Ernie is huge (weighs a full 2-3 pounds more than his littermates). I'm sure all will be OK with the furry ones, but it is in the 90's F outside, and DH took the vehicle with AC leaving me with the Jeep - and I've never taken any critter in this kind of heat, nor have I taken them anywhere with the top down on the Jeep (OK - the top is not really down, but all window panels have been removed). It's not that long of a drive, but I do have to go through some very busy intersections (the kind that are crammed full of fidjits) in order to get there. With 3 upset kitties in carriers, and a bag of tomatoes that vet tech said she would love to have (we have 2 tomato plants and have more tomatoes than we can eat - I don't even like tomatoes - and I think Mom & MIL are getting sick of them...). I do not look forward to it. I guess that the purrs are for me, to calm my nerves enough to drive and not wreck on the way. Speaking of which, I need to get the fuzzy ones loaded up and on their way NOW!  SignatureThe ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)© email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep Magic Mood Jeep© skrev i meddelandet ... >No - not the ones from TV, the ones that laze about my house more often than >not. [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] >wreck on the way. Speaking of which, I need to get the fuzzy ones loaded up >and on their way NOW! Purrs! Take care! Elisabet and Hugo Katt Well, that would make me nervous too. And even with a/c in that heat it can be stressful so purrs on the way. > No - not the ones from TV, the ones that laze about my house more often than > not. [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > wreck on the way. Speaking of which, I need to get the fuzzy ones loaded up > and on their way NOW! Purrs for *all* of you one their way! Hugs, CatNipped > No - not the ones from TV, the ones that laze about my house more often than > not. [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > wreck on the way. Speaking of which, I need to get the fuzzy ones loaded up > and on their way NOW! >No - not the ones from TV, the ones that laze about my house more often than >not. [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] >wreck on the way. Speaking of which, I need to get the fuzzy ones loaded up >and on their way NOW! - Steadying purrs for all. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > Ernie, Mimi & Moe have their yearly checkup in less than one hour. > TED will tell me Mimi is fat (her nickname is not Butterball for > naught), and that Moe is peachy and Ernie is huge (weighs a full 2-3 > pounds more than his littermates). Purrs that it all went well (you're probably on the way home as this is sent) Gordon & the FF I am sweating as I type this (heat+humidity=deoderant not working!) and chugging a nice cold lemonade. I had a nice 3-part harmony (every third howl was all three in unison - made me glad I had the Jeep opened up, otherwise I'd be deaf now), and I'm sure I pissed off a bajillion people behind me by driving slowly, and constantly checking the back seat where Ernie & Mimi were in their carriers (Moe was in the front seat beside me), both there and back. Corralling them was easy: Ernie was napping in one of the carriers, Mimi was napping on my desk and Moe was in the "window seat" at the end of my desk - all I had to do was zip Ernie in his, picked up Mimi (she protested being moved)) and got her in and zipped up before she was fully awake, and the same with Moe (maybe I should have just tossed a bottlecap in for Moe, that would have gotten her into the carrier lickety-split!). The hard part was getting all three carriers and a bag of 'maters to the Jeep in a timely manner so cats didn't have to suffer the heat - and then all into TED's office much the same way (then back to the Jeep, and then into the house......except less the bag of 'maters). All three are in good health (TED said "this makes for a boring visit")... BUT - Ernie has a bit of chub on him, Mimi is just plain fat (there's a reason one of her nicknames is Butterball), but Moe is perfect. And Ernie spit out his wormer pill THREE times! Once he tried to hid it under his foot, silly stinker. And my pocketbook is $187-and-change lighter. Thanks for all the purrs - they were appreciated! > No - not the ones from TV, the ones that laze about my house more > often than not. [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > and not wreck on the way. Speaking of which, I need to get the fuzzy > ones loaded up and on their way NOW! > Mimi is just plain fat (there's a reason one of her nicknames is > Butterball) Hey, who is dis person who call my girlfriend Mimi fat? She not fat, she cuddly. To dis Ted person, I say I poo on yore sandwiches. So put dat in yore pipe and smoke it Ted. Noboddy call Mimi fat wile I arownd. Boyfriend Sorry to be nasty but it not gud enuf to say dis bout Mimi >> Mimi is just plain fat (there's a reason one of her nicknames is >> Butterball) [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Boyfriend > Sorry to be nasty but it not gud enuf to say dis bout Mimi Oh, Boyfriend, fangoo so furry much for sticking up for me - dat meen ol Ted. He call me Fat. I cry alla way home! I efun cry after we gotted home!!!! He furry meen man, dat Ted is! He look in my eers, he look in my I's, he look in my mouf - he efun look at my bum (I not liyk wen peepuls looks der - dat *MY* bum!), den he stab me inna legs wif a sharp fing, twiced!!! An den he shove a pill in my mouf an mayd me swallow it - and den he squirt sum yukky yellow goo in my mouf! Yuk yuk yuk. I not fat!!!! Hmpf. Meen man!!! An it was hot onna way home. I cry an cry an cry - and Moe cry an Ernie cry. Moommy say my MamaKat was out inna yard and look at us all wonderin wot we was all cryin bowt. We cry cuz da meen man name Ted call me fat!!!! He say dat Ernie fat too - but he not say Moe fat! Moe say dat cuz she chase bodelcaps alla time, and she keep her girly figyur. I's a girl - my figyur girly too!!! I wuz hopin my big brofur Weeble wood defend me wen I tol him how meen Ted was, but he just yawn an stretch an went bak to his nappie. Dis mornin, Lizzie chase him - so der - dat teech him to ignor us girls. At lees my boyfriend, Boyfriend, is willing to defend me! Boyfriend is so furry sweet!!! I gives him purrs and nose kissies Mimi (Weeble's baby sisfur) Lots of purrs, SignaturePolonca & Soncek > No - not the ones from TV, the ones that laze about my house more often than > not. [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > wreck on the way. Speaking of which, I need to get the fuzzy ones loaded up > and on their way NOW! |
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