I was going to do round 2, but this morning's fire alarm inspired
today's SPECIAL tag team match:

PBC (Pletsch-Blacquiere Clowder) vs yours truly....

*BELL RINGS.  And keeps ringing.  It's a fire alarm.*

RAGE IN THE CAGE!  Can Fil get 4 cats into their carriers?  She is home
alone and less than 2 minutes away from leaving for work!

ENFILADE grabs KUMANI and flings her into Carrier One!

SMOKEY goes psycho feral!  ENFILADE chases SMOKEY around the living
room but he's too fast!  HE goes into the hall and vanishes into one of
the two back rooms.

ENFILADE grabs NOCTURNE.  Despite threats to her immortal soul--and a
bite--she puts Nox in Carrier Two!  Sorry, Nox!  Your habit of biting
your Meowmie for no reason has desensitized her against the fear of
your mighty jaws!

ENFILADE grabs TYCHE.  TYCHE lands a SCRATCH but FIL won't give up!
TYCHE goes in Carrier Three!

ENFILADE finds SMOKEY and seizes him!  SMOKEY goes limp...but as he is
being put into the large carrier, he tags TYCHE!  She shoots out and
hides!

KUMANI, meanwhile, SCREAMS and rocks her carrier to add distraction!

TYCHE is located.  TYCHE bites ENFILADE.  ENFILADE stuffs TYCHE into
carrier.  SMOKEY makes a break for it.  ENFILADE Blocks SMOKEY.
Meanwhile, TYCHE escapes.

ENFILADE chases TYCHE, at last cornering her behind a drawer and
scooping her.  She stuffs her in on top of SMOKEY, shuts the door, and
carries the PBC downstairs into her car.

The match seems to belong to ENFILADE.

*Enter referee dressed as a fireman*

Ma'am, not only did it take you over fifteen minutes to evacuate your
apartment....but while the cats are intact, you are bleeding in several
locations.  Wound penalty plus time penalty means, this match was won
by PBC.

--Fil

PS.  the fire in my apartment complex was minor.  The cats, however,
HATED driving to work with me.  I had to meet my boss, explain the
story, get permission to go after half an hour, and then carry the
phatass cats back into the clear apartment building.  Kumani is still
bitter about the experience.