Welcome to the very first match of the Feline Wrestling Federation!
Where we know not only that RAW is WAR, but also that DAB is BAD!

Today's contestants are SMOKEY and KUMANI!

SMOKEY:  Yeah!  I'm a feral, baby!  I lived in a forest eating wild
aminaminals so I'm not afraid of ANYTHING!  Bring it ON!

KUMANI:  I dedicate this match to my stupid SISTER whom I love very
much.  I will lick her for good luck!

*The two kitties are put in the ring!*

SMOKEY:  Better run, better hide!

KUMANI:  *takes a hesitent step forward...then stops, expression
shocked*

SMOKEY:  Yeah, scared, aren't ya?  You SHOULD be!

KUMANI:  *rasping*  UK-i-ta-UK-i-ta-UK-i-ta...

SMOKEY:  *cocks head quizzically*  What's goin' on?  What's...

KUMANI: BLAH!  *bonks Smokey off the head with a GIANT hairball*

SMOKEY flops down on the mat and is out for the count!!

Winner:  KUMANI!

KUMANI:  My new wrestling name is Triple H.  Where H stands for
Hairball!

--Fil
(who is considering doing these semi-daily until we get a champion...)