lol okay

Sorry I worded that wrong up there it's my dog that's names maggot, it's a
cute story...

I was on an excavtion in a northern area, and it was bloody cold in the end
of June, we rented a house and the landlady had gotten a new puppy the day
we arrived.  He was only about 2 weeks old (that's not uncommmon in remote
areas) his eyes weren't open yet and he couldn't walk, he just bounced
everywhere.  Well, she wanted to keep him in a box on the front steps, but I
wouldn't have that, so I took him in and he slept with me for the summer.
Well, he was nameless and everyone had a choice name, but we couldn't agree.
So one day, my friend and I were defleshing a rotting whale for sample
comparison of bones, current and historic and prehistoric.  The whale was
covered in maggots, little balls of them everywhere.  I was amazed at how
they would jump when they travelled.  They were just like the puppy.  And he
was all white like the maggots.  So he became Maggot :)  After the
excavation was over I spoke to the landlady and explained that I had paid
all his vet bills over the summer, drove him 4 hours out of town for his
appointments, bought all his food and took care of all his needs and asked
if I could keep him.  She happily agreed after a few days of whining how
much she'd miss him.  lol right!  Hence, he is a happy little Maggot living
the good life with his three kitty brothers to terrorize him when they deem
it necessary!