If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
rate its own horror movie?
Here's my guy's lists:
Smokey:
It Came From Outside
Night of the Empty Food Bowl
Kumani:
Dr. Giggles, DVM (Doctor of Veterinary Medicine)
Vaccuum Cleaner of DOOM
Tyche:
Lost in the Closet
My Sister is a Vampire-Werewolf-Mutant-Freak
Nocturne: (yes even Nox has fears)
Revenge of the Humans
House of 1,000 Smokeys
Ours:
Nocturne and the Thermonuclear Weapon
Nocturne and the Siberian Gulag
Nocturne and the Radical Terrorist Organization
Nocturne and the Genesis Device
Nocturne and the Necronomicon
etc, etc, etc....
--Fil
Hopitus - 15 Jul 2005 02:17 GMT
Deadly Duo:
Food Bowl Wars: Revenge of the Sneaky
The Amityville Litterbox
Claws
Night of the Living Hairballs
PsychoCat
A Purr Before Dying
> If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
> rate its own horror movie?
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dopekitty - 15 Jul 2005 03:18 GMT
> If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
> rate its own horror movie?
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Possum:
Night of the Living Dead Mice
The Day The Food Dish was Empty
Tygra:
Snow Dogs
any of the Beethoven movies..
(can you tell she doesn't like dogs?)
Kristy
Kreisleriana - 15 Jul 2005 04:24 GMT
Mine:
"The Cat Who Came to Bed (after eating tuna)"
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John F. Eldredge - 15 Jul 2005 05:12 GMT
>Mine:
>"The Cat Who Came to Bed (after eating tuna)"
While that is a horror movie from the human point of view, cats don't
seem to object to tuna breath.

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Kreisleriana - 15 Jul 2005 14:11 GMT
>>Mine:
>>"The Cat Who Came to Bed (after eating tuna)"
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>While that is a horror movie from the human point of view, cats don't
>seem to object to tuna breath.
That's why it was "Mine."
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sriddles@aol.com - 15 Jul 2005 04:49 GMT
> If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
> rate its own horror movie?
Bootsie: "Massacre on Gopher Mound"
Well, she wouldn't think it was scary, but definitely worth
documenting.
Sherry
badwilson - 15 Jul 2005 07:55 GMT
Hmmm, Vino isn't afraid of too much, he's so easy going. The only
ones I can think of is
"Attack of the New Shoes" and "The Very Tall Visitor". He's always
skittish around new shoes, any shoes really. He's not used to shoes
anymore because we take them off outside and are always barefoot.
He's also mistrustful of tall people, like 6'4" and over. I guess
he's not used to people being that big!
--
Britta
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown
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http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album
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Wayne Mitchell - 15 Jul 2005 13:41 GMT
>If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
>rate its own horror movie?
Heidi:
The Mean Streets
Trouble with Kibbles
Will:
Ozone: The Movie that Will Leave You Gasping

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Karen AKA Kajikit - 15 Jul 2005 15:29 GMT
>If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
>rate its own horror movie?
Our girls only have a few fears... but the big one would have to be
'There's Somebody At The DOOR!' (da na na na)
Also, 'Daddy picked me up and won't put me down'
and 'The Evil Claw-Clippers of Doom'
oh, and 'Car Ride of Horror'

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John F. Eldredge - 16 Jul 2005 04:08 GMT
>>If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
>>rate its own horror movie?
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>Our girls only have a few fears... but the big one would have to be
>'There's Somebody At The DOOR!' (da na na na)
Cinders is of mixed feelings about having me come in the door. I
generally see her dashing out of the room as I come in, only to have
her re-enter the room a few seconds later. My guess is that she
recognizes the sound of my car and comes to greet me, then has a
moment of "Oh no! What if it is a stranger!" as I open the door,
resulting in the dash out of the room, and then she recognizes my
sound and/or scent, and comes back in for some petting.

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CatNipped - 15 Jul 2005 17:30 GMT
> If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
> rate its own horror movie?
Bandit's:
The Vanished Pillows
Insomnia
Demi's:
The Real World (Demi is afraid of *everything*
Jessie's
The Fish Won't Share Their Food!
Sammy's:
The Slamming Door (poor baby got caught in a slammed door *twice* - she
creeps up to every door in the house and then *runs* through them as fast as
she can!)
Ours:
The Cats Grow Thumbs!
Hugs,
CatNipped
glsummer@neptunelink.com - 15 Jul 2005 18:31 GMT
>If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
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Ooooo, these are good!
Mine? Hmmmm.
Attack of the Giant Cat-Sucking Machine
Das Boot (Dat Steps on Cats Accidentally)
The Closed Door
Ginger-lyn
Home Pages:
http://www.spiritrealm.com/summer/
http://www.angelfire.com/folk/glsummer (homepage & cats)
http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~summer/index.htm (genealogy)
http://www.movieanimals.bravehost.com/ (The Violence Against
Animals in Movies Website)
Krista - 15 Jul 2005 18:42 GMT
> If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
> rate its own horror movie?
(snippety)
Hubert:
The Day Nobody Paid Attention to the Kitten
Visitors! They Might See Me!
Night of No Jingly Balls
Tallulah:
The Cat Carrier Is Out In Plain Sight!
The Day the Cat Had To Take Some Medicine
Running Out of Gooshyfood
Catnip On My Scratcher! (Lula *really hates* catnip)
Krista - 15 Jul 2005 18:44 GMT
Oh and plus also:
Lula and Hubie both:
The Closed Door
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Krista
Karen - 15 Jul 2005 19:07 GMT
I am so enjoying all of these!
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> Krista
Gennie - 15 Jul 2005 19:14 GMT
Marietta: Day of the Broken Can Opener
Gennie
John Rahn - 15 Jul 2005 19:20 GMT
Oreo:
Vaccuum Of Doom
Cosmo:
The Empty Dish
Dusty:
The Kitten From Hell That Invades Her Universe
Enfilade - 15 Jul 2005 19:31 GMT
I forgot one that all our cats can agree on:
MomDad's Pregnant Again (We're Having More Bitties)
--Fil
CATherine - 15 Jul 2005 21:50 GMT
>If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
>rate its own horror movie?
Everyone has such good ideas. But I haven't watched a horror movie in
many years. All I could think of is:
The Howling (of coyotes)
The Mouse That Roared (a real title of a comedy but a good horror
title for a cat)
The Birds Get Revenge
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CATherine
Christina Websell - 15 Jul 2005 22:31 GMT
> If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
> rate its own horror movie?
KFC:
The Fire Went Out
Raining All Over Britain
Pigeons Extinct
BF:
Two Visitors in One Day
Big Rats Rule
Dry Food Banned
Tweed
Melissa Houle - 16 Jul 2005 00:12 GMT
> If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
> rate its own horror movie?
Snipped for bandwidth, but I like your examples. =o)
For Panther:
101 Kittens (All pouncing and picking on ME)
Night of the Emergency Vet Trip
The Suitcase From Hell
Francesca's:
Back to the Pound (Not that she has to fear this in real life)
The Kittens That Would Not Stop Nursing
It (the Vacuum cleaner) Came From the Closet (And Chased Me)
Nina
Day of No Toys
Things that Go Crash in the Night
The Killer Bedsheets
All three
The Day No Food Was Served.
Meliss
Pamela Shirk - 16 Jul 2005 00:58 GMT
> If cats made horror movies, what would yours think was scary enough to
> rate its own horror movie?
All of mine: Day of the TED
Berfert (RB): The Birds
The Incredible Shrinking Cat
Tanada: 101 Persians
Trapped
Merlin: I know my name was Tiger
QC: Bridge of the kitten Qui
Pine Cone: The White Metal Monster That Ate Kitties
SGT Huey: The Carpet Dragon
Sonya: Baby Story
Qui Gun Kit: The Evil In The Squirt Bottle
Pam S. who has nightmares where she is surrounded by cats and the cops are
at the doors