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Get Up Off Your Dead a.ses - YOU'RE IN THE LAND OF THE LIVING NOW!

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whitershadeofpale - 12 Jul 2005 01:47 GMT
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!

THIS IS YOUR MOVING DAY.

THE MOVE IS ON!!! NOW
RIGHT
NOW

Get Up Off Your Dead a.ses - YOU'RE IN THE LAND OF THE LIVING NOW!

I've almost had enough of this place.

You sit over here and swap coined phrases?...ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!

This is getting very surreal.

I'm going to kill file the whole lot of you, if you don't get up
off your dead a.ses and help make a difference.

HOW IN THE HECK IS ANY POST OFF-TOPIC HERE.

You talk about crapping in the bathroom
You talk about the thing 1 and 2 being sexual symbols
You talk about not corking old wine bottles

IS THIS FOR REAL? THA HELL?

ALL OF YOU! BOW BEFORE ME NOW.

ONE BY ONE, YOU WILL APPROACH ME IN REVERENCE.

YOU WILL NOT ADDRESS ME, YOU WILL NOT LOOK ME IN THE EYES.

YOU WILL KNEEL, YOU WILL KISS MY RING.

Upon this, I will commission you to be WITTY and CLEVER
You are hereby commissioned, admonished, exhorted, anointed and
appointed, to devise
Clever schemes to help bridge the gap between Conan and Awaiting homes.

Are we going to let this tail-hole named Dan, get by with this?

Is this as good as it gets over here?

Who did that!
Who just posted Troll Cajun Spice?
See what I mean...How bout something real, something now, something
ALIVE.
thickeruncut.............. - 12 Jul 2005 03:02 GMT
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!
GET UP!

THIS IS YOUR MOVING DAY.

THE MOVE IS ON!!! NOW
RIGHT
NOW

Get Up Off Your Dead a.ses - YOU'RE IN THE LAND OF THE LIVING NOW!

I've almost had enough of this place.

You sit over here and swap coined phrases?...ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!

This is getting very surreal.

I'm going to kill file the whole lot of you, if you don't get up
off your dead a.ses and help make a difference.

HOW IN THE HECK IS ANY POST OFF-TOPIC HERE.

You talk about crapping in the bathroom
You talk about the thing 1 and 2 being sexual symbols
You talk about not corking old wine bottles

IS THIS FOR REAL? THA HELL?

ALL OF YOU! BOW BEFORE ME NOW.

ONE BY ONE, YOU WILL APPROACH ME IN REVERENCE.

YOU WILL NOT ADDRESS ME, YOU WILL NOT LOOK ME IN THE EYES.

YOU WILL KNEEL, YOU WILL KISS MY RING.

Upon this, I will commission you to be WITTY and CLEVER
You are hereby commissioned, admonished, exhorted, anointed and
appointed, to devise
Clever schemes to help bridge the gap between Conan and Awaiting
homes.

Are we going to let this tail-hole named Dan, get by with this?

Is this as good as it gets over here?

Who did that!
Who just posted Troll Cajun Spice?
See what I mean...How bout something real, something now, something
ALIVE.

OP by whitershade of pale aka LPF
Mark Edwards - 12 Jul 2005 12:53 GMT
"thickeruncut.............." shat:

> I'm going to kill file the whole lot of you, if you don't get up
> off your dead a.ses and help make a difference.

Okay. Please do.

Mark Edwards
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Yoj - 12 Jul 2005 21:32 GMT
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Joy

**Don't believe everything you think**

> GET UP!
> GET UP!
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> See what I mean...How bout something real, something now, something
> ALIVE.
 
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