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Odd Explosion in the Kitchen (OT)
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jmcquown - 11 Jul 2005 23:59 GMT I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with Persia on the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. I have a glass front door and I swear I thought someone had thrown a brick through it.
I ran to investigate. A corked, empty wine bottle from last week was sitting on the floor, waiting to be taken out with the trash. It had exploded! Glass shards everywhere! After telling Persia to stay out of the kitchen, I picked up the larger pieces of glass and got out the vacuum cleaner and got the small shards off the floor.
What a weird thing to have happen!
Jill
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Enfilade - 12 Jul 2005 00:31 GMT Pressure inside from fermentation of the dregs?
Or feline Molotov cocktail?
You may never know.
--Fil
Magic Mood Jeep© - 12 Jul 2005 00:36 GMT > I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with > Persia on the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. I [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > -- > I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. I'm glad neither of you were in there when it happened. and that Persia obeyed her Mommy and stayed out of there until you could clean it up (I shudder when I think of kitty paws walking on broken glass). Weebs made a fine choise in girlfriends :D
But on another note, this reminds me of way back long ago, I was helping Mom clean the fridge. We removed everything (all the food that could fit went into the cooler, some of the other "won't hurt if it sets out for an hour" food went on the dining room table), all shelves got washed, interior wiped down and then everthing put back. Right about the time we started to put the shelves back we heard a *POP* from the dining room. Didn't think much of it, thought it was either my brother or Dad getting something from the cooler & letting the lid fall back down. We started putting the food back in, that was when we noticed that a can of biscuits (you 'Merkins know what I'm talking about) had explded all over the dining room! We could do nothing but laugh. There were raw biscuits stuck to the walls, china cabinet and sliding glass door to the balcony! The glass was easy to clean up - but the wall.... never realized that biscuit dough was that greasy! Good thing we had sturdy wallpaper!
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whitershadeofpale - 12 Jul 2005 00:56 GMT > I'm glad neither of you were in there when it happened. and that Persia > obeyed her Mommy and stayed out of there until you could clean it up (I [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > up - but the wall.... never realized that biscuit dough was that greasy! > Good thing we had sturdy wallpaper! Have you washed that hand yet
whitershadeofpale - 12 Jul 2005 01:00 GMT > > I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with > > Persia on the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. I > > have a glass front door and I swear I thought someone had thrown a > > brick through it. Wait! I can do better than that.
What in the heck is off topic in this kindergarten group?
HUH?
HUH?
Thought you'd say that.
jmcquown - 12 Jul 2005 01:09 GMT >> I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with >> Persia on the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. >> I ran to investigate. A corked, empty wine bottle from last week was
>> sitting on the floor, waiting to be taken out with the trash. It had >> exploded! Glass shards everywhere! After telling Persia to stay out [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > it up (I shudder when I think of kitty paws walking on broken glass). > Weebs made a fine choise in girlfriends :D She's very smart :)
> But on another note, this reminds me of way back long ago, I was > helping Mom clean the fridge. We removed everything (all the food [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > clean up - but the wall.... never realized that biscuit dough was > that greasy! Good thing we had sturdy wallpaper! That reminds me of an old blonde joke. A can of biscuits (best described for across-the-pond folks as scone dough) exploded from the groceries in the back seat and the blonde felt this lump (biscuit dough) on the back of her head. She thought she'd been shot and sat there holding her "brains" in until the cops arrived.
Jill
LazyRaptor - 12 Jul 2005 01:12 GMT Misadventures with glass bottles...reminds me of the time I went and got a huge order of lasagne at the Italian take-out place. After I get back home I'm sitting at the table with a plateful of mouth-watering lasagne, pouring a big glass of Coke to wash it down with. All of a sudden the glass slips out of my hand and dumps its contents all over my plate of lasagne! Argghh! So I swear and scoop out the contents of the plate into the garbage, refilling it with the rest of the lasagne.
When I sit down again at the table, I grab the Coke bottle for a quick drink before tucking into the food, and by now the cold bottle has been sweating for several minutes and is covered with condensation. What happens next is like a scene from some silly contrived movie as the slippery glass bottle slides right out of my hand, hits the very edge of the plate and flips it into the air sending the entire steaming load of lasagne into my lap, plus the bottle itself!
Yeeeeek! As the burning lasagne starts to fry my tender parts the cold Coke adds its own charm to the whole experience as I frantically swipe at the mess, sending lasagne all over the floor. Then I sit there staring in disbelief at my ruined meal, my sodden pants, and my splattered kitchen floor. After a few shocked moments the complete absurdity of it struck me and I started laughing at the top of my lungs, roaring away for several minutes before I finally sputtered to a stop and began cleaning up.
Some things are so ridiculously awful that you just have to laugh. I hope that you will enjoy this true story of one man's battle with The Evil Coke Bottle Of Doom.
Christina Websell - 12 Jul 2005 01:28 GMT >I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with Persia on > the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. I have a glass [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > What a weird thing to have happen! Lesson: Never recork an empty wine bottle..
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mlbriggs - 12 Jul 2005 01:40 GMT > I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with Persia on > the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. I have a glass [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Jill Several years ago, my favorite glass lamp exploded. It was not turned on and had not been turned on for several weeks. The only thing I could think of was perhaps the sound of a jet plane going over could have caused it. Any other ideas? MLB
Melissa Houle - 12 Jul 2005 06:41 GMT > I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with Persia on > the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. I have a glass [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > -- > I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. That's pretty bizarre! A Kamikaze wine bottle. The strangest thing that happened to me was to have a glass shower door give up the ghost--loudly--in the middle of the night for no discernable cause. Luckily, I was able to shut the bathroom door before the cats got in there to investigate. It scared me silly! To this day, I don't know what caused it.
Melissa
Nan - 12 Jul 2005 14:36 GMT >> I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with Persia on >> the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. I have a glass [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > >Melissa We had a glass fIREPLACE door explode. Fortunately the door was made of tempered glass so it didn't break into sharp pieces.
Purrs and Hugs,
Nan
Adrian - 12 Jul 2005 11:59 GMT > I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with > Persia on the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. I [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Jill Thank goodness neither you or Persia were next to it when it happened.
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polonca12000 - 12 Jul 2005 13:40 GMT I'm so glad to hear you weren't hurt. Best wishes,
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> I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with Persia on > the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. I have a glass [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Jill sriddles@aol.com - 12 Jul 2005 14:48 GMT > I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with Persia on > the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. I have a glass [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Jill Oh, man, I bet that scared you to death. I'm sure there's a scientific explanation, and I also bet Howard can tell us exactly what it is!!
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Howard C. Berkowitz - 13 Jul 2005 02:33 GMT > > I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with Persia > > on [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Sherry <--- Thinks Howard is handier than a dictionary To borrow from Robert A. Heinlein, "The Gods breathed on it and caused it need to alter its place."
Duke of URL - 15 Jul 2005 01:58 GMT > I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with > Persia on the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. I [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > What a weird thing to have happen! Not really. Wine is just rotted grape juice - leave some in a sealed container where it will get warm and it continues to ferment. More gas. More pressure...
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badwilson - 15 Jul 2005 03:35 GMT >> I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with >> Persia on the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. I [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > container where it will get warm and it continues to ferment. More > gas. More pressure... No, at the end of the wine making process, fermentation stops and due to the addition of various chemicals, it wouldn't keep fermenting. Also, a few drops in a bottle wouldn't really do that and even if it did, you'd think that the pressure would pop the cork out first, before the bottle explodes. -- Britta "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album
Jo Firey - 15 Jul 2005 04:07 GMT >>> I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with >>> Persia on the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > before the bottle explodes. > -- I know you know a lot about wine Britta. And that makes sense or wine shops would be a terrible mess. Still gotta wonder what did happen.
Jo
badwilson - 15 Jul 2005 04:39 GMT >>>> I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with >>>> Persia on the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > > Jo Well, I don't know nearly as much as I would like to know. If this Aussie visa comes through, I'm going to take some courses at a winery college. I can't wait! I have no clue as to what happened, it's a total mystery. <Insert Twilight Zone music here> -- Britta "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album
Duke of URL - 15 Jul 2005 19:41 GMT >>> I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with >>> Persia on the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. I [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > did, you'd think that the pressure would pop the cork out first, > before the bottle explodes. I disagree. There is still yeast present - that's why winos get so upset if their rackful of bottles in the cellar is jostled. The yeast has to be settled to the bottom. Pop the cork? Yes, it would. Unless the cork fit really, really tight! And of course screwtops won't pop off.
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badwilson - 16 Jul 2005 02:55 GMT >>>> I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with >>>> Persia on the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this EXPLOSION. >>>> I have a glass front door and I swear I thought someone had thrown
>>>> a brick through it. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > I disagree. There is still yeast present - that's why winos get so > upset if their rackful of bottles in the cellar is jostled. The yeast
> has to be settled to the bottom. > Pop the cork? Yes, it would. Unless the cork fit really, really > tight! And of course screwtops won't pop off. That's not yeast that settles in the bottom, it's sediment. And most newer storebought wines won't have that anyway, it gets filtered out at the winery. The wine most people buy is only a couple of years old too. And I doubt Jill would be able to re-cork the bottle that tightly by hand and why would she, she's only throwing it out. And I think she said it was a cork not a screwtop. Who knows? -- Britta "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album
jmcquown - 16 Jul 2005 10:28 GMT > >>>> I was sitting here minding my own business, reading the ng, with > >>>> Persia on the pillow to my left. Suddenly I heard this [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > hand and why would she, she's only throwing it out. And I think she > said it was a cork not a screwtop. Who knows? Defnitely a cork. I can only surmise the bottle was somehow damaged or stressed as I've put corks back in empties in the past and never had this happen. From now on I'll just toss the cork separately.
Jill
> -- > Britta > "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown > Check out pictures of Vino at: > http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album
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