Longest Sustained Crash--a "crash" being when they are washing
and suddenly stop, with one leg high in the air, and freeze.
Like a computer crash!

Farthest Standing Projectile Vomiting

Farthest Running Projectile Vomiting

Highest Litter Fling

Cats are naturals for the standing Broadjump and the Standing High
Jump. =o)

Nina will be hot stuff in the Screen Door Climb. =o)

Power Napping.  They'd better make a gold medal for every contestant at
the games. =o)

Melissa

Mouse throwing - cat holds mouse's tail between his/her teeth, turns
in a circle 3 times gathering speed and then lets the mouse
go.........the cat whose mouse land furthest away wins (and gets to
eat all the other contestants mice).

I have long dreamed of a cat showing up during gymnastics to demonstrate
how things should be done. Clifford (RB) did have something of a balance
beam routine, in which he'd go upstairs hanging from the underside of
the banister railing. When he became aware of someone watching, he would
turn and give what we could only describe as the Demented Mary Lou
Retton Grin.

He did do high bar routines in the closet. I know of no Olympic gymnast
that would walk on that bar between flips.

A scored event (like ice dancing or rythmic gymnastics)
interrupting your human for treats. Points given for:
    how fast you can get your human to stop whatever s/he is doing to give
you treats
    degree of difficulty/irritation factor of manouver (knocking potted
plants off of shelf - 7; causing entire shelf to rip out of the wall - 10)
    more points awarded if you can get treats *and* skritches
    disqualified if you are shut out of the room/house with no treats.

Kibble hockey: individual and as a team sport

Caroline S.

(OK, no more posting, any of you. ;^)  I really have to study full time
for this Bar exam. 3 weeks to go AH!!!!)
   

Waffles would take the gold for ratting...

Francis would take the gold for purring (volume, duration & whisker
vibration)

Marble would take the gold for cat of small brain.

Cheers, helen s

The sound asleep to food dish dash.

Joy

How about hide and you seek?  We seem to have some world class hiding cats
here.  Only none of them would bother to leave their hiding places for end
of game or medal presentation.

Jo

Some people already know of this, but for those who don't-there is
already an Olympic event for cats-The Silly Sleeping Pose Olympics.

http://www.themoggy.com/olympics.htm

BTW-congrats to London on the Olympics!  From what I understand, the
English would be well served by getting advice from the folks who put
on the Olympics in Sydney.  I understand the Aussies were recognized by
everyone as doing a superb job.

The Hundred Foot Zoom -- time trials rather than heats, because
even the cats wouldn't know when it's going to happen.

Pinballing -- shortest time to bounce off every piece of
furniture in the room.

The Human Trampoline Event -- points for the loudest grunts and
most air expelled upon landing and take-off.

The Under-sofa Crawl -- non-aquatic swimming event.

Thanks for such a great response. I will try to get some of them on the
mogular diary over the next few days.

Mognusticat Servant.

http://mogular.blogspot.com

Both Teti and his father are well trained wheelbarrow cats, i.e. they run on
their forefeet while I hold (and gently push) the hind legs. What about a 20
yds race? Points both for time and style, not falling over and so on... If
you don't believe it, it's true. When Loomis (Teti's father) was just a
kitten, I started to teach him this. He enjoys it so much, that even now,
when he is living with my ex-wife, he demands that she continues to walk
with him this way.

It always ends with the cat rolling over on his back and starting a
friendly, little fight... Cats have got a lot of humor, that's for sure!

Hans