I swear, the boy is closer to being booted than any cat I've seen.

A
Pain
In
The
a.s!

But his big boy whiskers are coming in so long and thick. He looks like a
gruff grizzled mountainman with a handlebar mustache. It's a shame that his
whiskers are his saving grace tonight, gorgeous as they are. (It's all I see
in the dark, some white whiskers, his fangs and a pair of eyes) But I swear,
if he sticks those claws into my leg for attention while I'm at the computer
one more time............

..... I'll have eight more holes in my leg and that's about it.

Grace