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Debbie Wilson - 23 Jun 2005 22:15 GMT This morning Willow was sick out of the studio window :-) She was happily sleeping on the sill one minute, hork-hork-hork the next - breakfast sailed out of the window.... we were laughing our heads off until I realised that unfortunately the neighbour downstairs had her window open - fortunately she is very understanding as she has 4 dogs, 2 ferrets and a cat of her own. ... I went downstairs, kitchen roll and Trigene in hand, to wipe her window down, we both had a laugh and she said she was wondering why one dog suddenly leapt up and looked at that window, it probably thought it was manna from heaven :-))
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Karen - 23 Jun 2005 22:48 GMT ROFL!! Poor Willow, but, that IS pretty funny.
> This morning Willow was sick out of the studio window :-) > She was happily sleeping on the sill one minute, hork-hork-hork the next [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Deb. Debbie Wilson - 24 Jun 2005 10:50 GMT > ROFL!! Poor Willow, but, that IS pretty funny. It was :-))
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Adrian - 23 Jun 2005 22:51 GMT > This morning Willow was sick out of the studio window :-) > She was happily sleeping on the sill one minute, hork-hork-hork the [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > He only bit the ones he loved, because they tasted good." S. > Greenfield Oh, I'm sorry, but I did LOL at that one. I hope Willow is OK.
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Debbie Wilson - 24 Jun 2005 10:50 GMT > Oh, I'm sorry, but I did LOL at that one. I hope Willow is OK. Oh yes, thank you - she's fine; just one of those kitty hurl-up moments ;-)
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Mary - 23 Jun 2005 23:22 GMT > This morning Willow was sick out of the studio window :-) > She was happily sleeping on the sill one minute, hork-hork-hork hahaha! "hork hork hork" is exactly what it sounds like!!
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> - breakfast sailed out of the window.... we were laughing our heads off > until I realised that unfortunately the neighbour downstairs had her [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > dog suddenly leapt up and looked at that window, it probably thought it > was manna from heaven :-)) Very funny!!
Debbie Wilson - 24 Jun 2005 10:50 GMT > hahaha! "hork hork hork" is exactly what it sounds like!! Funny how your ears get very attuned to that particular sound, isn't it... :-)
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CatNipped - 24 Jun 2005 14:03 GMT > > hahaha! "hork hork hork" is exactly what it sounds like!! > > Funny how your ears get very attuned to that particular sound, isn't > it... :-) Have you seen the commercial for Hi-def TV where you hear that noise off camera and then you see the guys carrying his cat and rushing to the door? It's a BTDT moment! ;>
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> Deb. Debbie Wilson - 24 Jun 2005 14:31 GMT > Have you seen the commercial for Hi-def TV where you hear that noise off > camera and then you see the guys carrying his cat and rushing to the door? > It's a BTDT moment! ;> Haven't had that one over here yet, but it sounds very funny ;-))
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Adrian - 24 Jun 2005 14:38 GMT >> Have you seen the commercial for Hi-def TV where you hear that noise >> off camera and then you see the guys carrying his cat and rushing to [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Deb. As it will be at least a year before we get Hi-Def TV we're not likely to see adverts for it, however funny they are. It may be possible to download it somewher of course.
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Mary - 24 Jun 2005 16:25 GMT > > hahaha! "hork hork hork" is exactly what it sounds like!! > > Funny how your ears get very attuned to that particular sound, isn't > it... :-) Yep! :) And you're trained to MOVE because there is always at least one more set of horks to come!!
Marina - 24 Jun 2005 05:51 GMT > This morning Willow was sick out of the studio window :-) > She was happily sleeping on the sill one minute, hork-hork-hork the next [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > dog suddenly leapt up and looked at that window, it probably thought it > was manna from heaven :-)) ROFL! Poor Willow, she's being sick and everyone's laughing at her. Give her a scritch from me!
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Debbie Wilson - 24 Jun 2005 10:44 GMT
> ROFL! Poor Willow, she's being sick and everyone's laughing at her. Give > her a scritch from me! I will :-)) Poor Willow indeed. She is absolutely fine, though, just one of those 'hairball moments'! Splatted window notwithstanding, it was still preferable to where she was first aiming - down the crevices at the side of my work area, underneath which there is a rat's nest of cables, piles of CDs and half a forest's worth of printer paper... Having said that, *someone* once vomited inside a large flapped box containing mini padded envelopes, which I didn't discover for a long time, until the next time I needed an envelope. Definitely necessary to have a GSOH with cats
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Marina - 24 Jun 2005 13:35 GMT > > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > I needed an envelope. Definitely necessary to have a GSOH with cats > :-))) Oh, I just remembered. I used to live in a place where my bed was on sort of a loft. Underneath the stairs to the loft I had my desk. I was still an undergraduate at uni. One day, Frank projectile vomited from the loft onto the desk. Poor boy, he'd tried to get down and seek out a rug to be sick on, but he got up from the bed too late. Well, I had an essay on the desk that was due back the next morning, and I didn't have my own printer so had printed it out at the computer centre at uni. So when I told my teacher next day that I didn't have my essay because my cat was sick on it, I really was telling the truth.
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Debbie Wilson - 24 Jun 2005 13:55 GMT > Oh, I just remembered. I used to live in a place where my bed was on > sort of a loft. Underneath the stairs to the loft I had my desk. I was [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > when I told my teacher next day that I didn't have my essay because my > cat was sick on it, I really was telling the truth. LOL!! But had Frank read it? Was it fair comment? ;-)))
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Marina - 24 Jun 2005 15:55 GMT > LOL!! But had Frank read it? Was it fair comment? ;-))) Maybe that's what put him into such a deep sleep he didn't wake up in time to make it off the loft. :oP
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Howard C. Berkowitz - 26 Jun 2005 01:21 GMT > > > > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > when I told my teacher next day that I didn't have my essay because my > cat was sick on it, I really was telling the truth. I can't remember whether I was at the copy edit or galley stage for one of my books, but I had it spread out, each chapter in a pile, on my dining table. Clifford (RB), who generally had a rather solid digestive tract, jumped on the table and ...decorated...two chapters.
As I attempted to disinfect and deodorized, I looked carefully at the chapters in question. Was he being a critic? Were the topics somehow unfeline?
Eventually, I called the managing editor. It is entirely too mind twisting to thing of my cat call as sheepish, but there you have it. As I put it, my editorial assistant had applied a hairball to two chapters. Could John Wiley & Sons do without the title pages of those chapters, or did they want me to send back the copy with, shall we say, feedback of a more literal sort than usually send back from authors?
She reassured me that she had two editorial assistants that occasionally gave the same sort of feedback, and loss of those pages, especially since _I_ had no corrections on them, would not derail the publication process.
Helen Miles - 24 Jun 2005 22:33 GMT Having said that,
> *someone* once vomited inside a large flapped box containing mini padded > envelopes, which I didn't discover for a long time, until the next time > I needed an envelope./// That's Pandoras favorite trick... wasn't her was it? ;o)
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Debbie Wilson - 25 Jun 2005 09:42 GMT > That's Pandoras favorite trick... wasn't her was it? ;o)
:-) I believe it was Bracken on that occasion... Pandora spent all the time she was here hiding behind the computer screen!
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Exocat - 24 Jun 2005 09:36 GMT What a considerate girl for ejecting the mess outdoors!
I wish mine would: Bandit invariably heads for living-room carpet where I'll find it difficult to clean up, while Snowball is a great snarfer first thing & then hurls it up right there at the bowl, sometimes right back in it, causing much wastage.
But who'd be without them.......
BTW please tell your DH that from the hill above my house I can look over the Tamar Valley and view the hills behind Tavistock, which is just 5 miles away. It's still a nice little town despite the best efforts of the planners to blight it.
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> This morning Willow was sick out of the studio window :-) Debbie Wilson - 24 Jun 2005 10:44 GMT > What a considerate girl for ejecting the mess outdoors! > > I wish mine would: Bandit invariably heads for living-room carpet where > I'll find it difficult to clean up, while Snowball is a great snarfer > first thing & then hurls it up right there at the bowl, sometimes right > back in it, causing much wastage. Surely this is where any self-respecting d*g would come along and recycle..... ;-)
> BTW please tell your DH that from the hill above my house I can look > over the Tamar Valley and view the hills behind Tavistock, which is just > 5 miles away. It's still a nice little town despite the best efforts of > the planners to blight it. Ahh - lovely! I will tell him, he will be envious! We know those hills well - went holidaying at Moortown several times, and have stayed at 'April Cottage' B&B in Tavy town centre, lovely. Tavy is a really nice town, I love it - and have had many a delicious pasty from one particular baker's on the main street. :-))
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Exocat - 24 Jun 2005 15:57 GMT Adopts Homer Simpson voice:
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM PPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!
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> Ahh - lovely! I will tell him, he will be envious! We know those hills > well - went holidaying at Moortown several times, and have stayed at > 'April Cottage' B&B in Tavy town centre, lovely. Tavy is a really nice > town, I love it - and have had many a delicious pasty from one > particular baker's on the main street. :-)) Debbie Wilson - 24 Jun 2005 16:11 GMT > Adopts Homer Simpson voice: > > AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM > PPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!
:-))) Indeed. ;-) Deb.
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Karen AKA Kajikit - 24 Jun 2005 19:22 GMT >This morning Willow was sick out of the studio window :-) >She was happily sleeping on the sill one minute, hork-hork-hork the next [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >dog suddenly leapt up and looked at that window, it probably thought it >was manna from heaven :-)) LOL! She probably thought she was being considerate in removing the mess from the house so you didn't have to clean it up! Thank goodness Scouty and Silver are shorthairs - cat barf is not a regular part of our lives!
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