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Magic Mood Jeep© - 23 Jun 2005 15:35 GMT

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/4642788/detail.html

Police: Man Fills Out Job Application, Robs Restaurant

POSTED: 8:47 am EST June 23, 2005

LAS VEGAS -- Police in Las Vegas said they didn't have too much trouble
finding the guy who robbed a pizza parlor.

According to authorities, Alejandro Martinez left behind a job application
with his real name and address. Clark County prosecutor Frank Coumou said he
chalks it up to either inexperience or plain stupidity.

Investigators said Martinez ordered a pizza and started filling out the
application. Then he allegedly pulled a gun and demanded money. A clerk
handed over $200.

Investigators not only have the application, they say a witness also wrote
down the plate number on Martinez's getaway car. He now faces burglary and
robbery charges.

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Gabey8 - 23 Jun 2005 18:06 GMT

[[ http://www.theindychannel.com/news/4642788/detail.html

Police: Man Fills Out Job Application, Robs Restaurant

POSTED: 8:47 am EST June 23, 2005

LAS VEGAS -- Police in Las Vegas said they didn't have too much trouble
finding the guy who robbed a pizza parlor.

According to authorities, Alejandro Martinez left behind a job
application

with his real name and address. Clark County prosecutor Frank Coumou said
he
chalks it up to either inexperience or plain stupidity.

Investigators said Martinez ordered a pizza and started filling out the
application. Then he allegedly pulled a gun and demanded money. A clerk
handed over $200.

Investigators not only have the application, they say a witness also
wrote

down the plate number on Martinez's getaway car. He now faces burglary
and

robbery charges.]]

So I guess he's not getting the job, either. :o)

Donna, Captain, and Stanley

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JBHajos - 23 Jun 2005 21:25 GMT

>Police: Man Fills Out Job Application, Robs Restaurant

Then there was the guy who pushed a note to a bank teller demanding
money - - and properly signed his name to the note.

And another fella in Florida who went in to rob a Burger King - -
while wearing his McDonald's uniform with his name tag attached.

Jeanne

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Magic Mood Jeep© - 24 Jun 2005 00:05 GMT

>> Police: Man Fills Out Job Application, Robs Restaurant
>>
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>
> Jeanne

LOL - but not quite as good as this one:

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/4633878/detail.html

Suspects Busted After DNA Found On McDonald's Leftovers

POSTED: 9:47 am EST June 21, 2005

SUFFOLK, Va. -- You haven't seen this one yet on CSI.

Authorities in Virginia said DNA on leftover burgers has led to the bust of
three men charged with robbing a McDonald's. Police in Suffolk said the
robbers ordered food while they waited for the McDonald's to clear.

The Virginian-Pilot reported that forensics experts managed to isolated DNA
left on the burger scraps.

Marcellus Jones, Thomas Cribbs IV and Dexter Webb are now facing multiple
charges, including armed robbery

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Howard C. Berkowitz - 24 Jun 2005 01:48 GMT

> >> Police: Man Fills Out Job Application, Robs Restaurant
> >>
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> Marcellus Jones, Thomas Cribbs IV and Dexter Webb are now facing multiple
> charges, including armed robbery

Does anyone know if, anywhere on line, there is the recording of a 911
call from a hysterical burglar, crying for the police to save him from
the demon?

Apparently, the bald burglar was sneaking through a darkened house when
a resident Siamese, perched on a high place, suddenly let out his full
battle cry and made a four-paw, all-claw, landing on the burglar's head,
raked a few times, then began jumping on and off in the dark.

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CatNipped - 24 Jun 2005 03:24 GMT

> > >> Police: Man Fills Out Job Application, Robs Restaurant
> > >>
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> battle cry and made a four-paw, all-claw, landing on the burglar's head,
> raked a few times, then began jumping on and off in the dark.

Oh, how funny! I would love to hear that.

Not long ago, rpch+b got invaded by some dumb@$$ "hackers" - it was when
Bandit was going through her burns and I was asking for help and advice in
dealing with her injuries. I kill-filed most of them, but I was glad when
someone else replied to "buzzard" when "buzzard" replied to one of my posts
about Bandit with, "just step on her head and get it over with". It made me
laugh out loud because I pictured him *TRYING* to step on Bandit's head and
winding up like the guy who was over at my house and poked his foot at
Bandit because he didn't believe our warnings to stay away from her, and
ended up standing on the *back* of my sofa, hugging the wall, and screaming,
"Get her away from me, get her away from me!" LOL

Hugs,

CatNipped

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Seanette Blaylock - 24 Jun 2005 03:13 GMT

jbhajos@earthlunk.not (JBHajos) had some very interesting things to
say about Re: OT - Humor - one for America's dumbest Criminals:

> Then there was the guy who pushed a note to a bank teller demanding
>money - - and properly signed his name to the note.

I saw something about him today.

> And another fella in Florida who went in to rob a Burger King - -
>while wearing his McDonald's uniform with his name tag attached.

[snork] Got a link?

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Seanette Blaylock - 24 Jun 2005 03:13 GMT

"Magic Mood Jeep©" <nobody@nowhere.net> had some very interesting
things to say about OT - Humor - one for America's dumbest Criminals:

As the guy at the next desk at work commented, "I somehow don't think
he'll be getting called in for an interview". ;-)

>http://www.theindychannel.com/news/4642788/detail.html
>
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