In honour of the upcoming Father's Day, Kumani and Tyche have written
the following letter to my partner:

Dear MomDad:

Happy Father's Day!

We weren't sure about this Father's Day thing since you are also our
biological mother, but we had to give Mom something for Mother's Day,
so you had to wait.

And it serves you right for the terrible lies you tell about finding us
in a garbage pile when we were three weeks old and not being our
biological mother.  That's just silly.

I know it is weird that we are different species, and we know mutating
into a human must be hard for you.  But we still love you, MomDad.

Thank you for feeding us your milk and licking us clean.  (Cotton balls
have nothing to do with it, MomDad.)  And for teaching us all the
things that REAL CATS know like how to type and how to pet their loved
ones!  ALL CATS DO THAT!  Except Smokey because he is stupid and Nox
because she is evil.

IT was pretty smart of you to delegate the teaching of hunting skills
to Smokey and Nox though. This is why you are the greatest MomDad Ever.

We love you MomDad.

Tyche & Kumani