>> Just wanted to say hello to my girlfriend, hope you are orlrite and
>> to say wat an appy boy I am coz my meowmie home agen! Stan just not
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> Hi der, boyfriend (named Boyfriend - Weeble fink dat funny & laf - but I
> fink Weeble is dummy)!
Phoo! If Weeble laff at my name, remind im what 'is is.
> I miss you when your Mommy gone.
I miss you too. No puter in der out..
>I glad she OK.
So me too but I fink she not better yet, coz she walk very slow still but
she can feed us kitties so dat orlrite.
> I so glad you back, Mommy say I been not eatin so much! I not gonna be
> fluffy cat alla time.
Well, it nice dat you like yoor food but not like it too much, Mimi, in case
yoo get poorly fatcat.
>toys to play wif. Dey like the plastic rings Mommy geves me offa da milk
>jugs. Dey fun. I gotted one, Ernie gotted one and Moe, Weeble and Lizzie
>shares one (but Weeble prefer His Purple Puffball). Mommy laff when I take
>it inna baftub. I plays wif it all ofur da howse. It fun.
Meowmie got toys for me and Kitty. Balls and pretend mousies and such and
fevvers on a stick. We nevver play wiv dem cos we can go inder out and get
reel mousies and birdies, vo meowmie tells us off if we get birdies cos she
likes dem. Hey, but I say we like dem too! To ete! Meowmie say she like
to watch dem. We not shoor wy cos she never catches and etes dem.
We bofe fink balls are stoopid - wot dey for??
> Mommy come home da ofur day smelling like strange kitties - and doggies.
> Mommy say she go to da aminal shelter and help dem inna office doin
> paperwork, but she also play wif da kitties dey have der before she leev -
> dey not gots no Mommy or Daddy. Dey is all alone and Mommy say she like
> to make dem feel better.
Dat a nice fing for your meowmie to do. At first, when I come here, my
meowmie dint want me, she say she catch me in a trap and take me to shelter,
cos I was just so fritened I wunt let er nere me in the beginning. She say
one cat, Kitty FC, quite enuff.
Den she reelize wot a nice kitty I am, and she say now she luv me.
>lotsa doggies. She don't play wif da doggies much, just one or two, cuz
>she no we not like da doggie smell on her.
Dat very funny. Unka Stan say to meowmie dat wen I wipe me round is legs,
is d-fings at ome go crazy wen e goes back. I stopped doing it ennyweh coz
I don't need im ennymore, Meowmie is ome!
Hedbuts and cheekstrokes
Boyfriend