At Sea
The fat wench ghosted away for a few days, so I haven't been able to get her
to write for me. She didn't even send a replacement, so I was stuck with
Mrike, Gem and The Blonde Wench as staff until she got back today.
Needless to say, PawRob and the fat wench missed some of the excitement. We
saw whales!! They were huge and very tasty looking. It was so exciting that
cats were climbing the rigging and pushing each other out of the crow's
nest. Cats were flying everywhere. It's a good thing that we land on our
feet.
However, one of our crew members wasn't as lucky as the rest of us were.
Mimi was climbing the rigging to watch the whales when Sammy slipped and
landed on top of her. Sammy was able to grasp the lines, but Mimi went into
the briny deeps. I thought Boyfriend was going to go in after her. Gem
grabbed a fish net and scooped her up out of the water before she could
drown. I don't think Mimi was very appreciative as she hisspit at both Gem
and Sammy, who climbed down from the rigging to apologize. Mimi has quite a
temper when she gets wet.
We watched the whales for over an hour. I think they were playing with us.
Then we found a feeding frenzy of our own on deck. Someone had tipped over
the bait bucket and a bunch of kits were playing with the bait. Fish hockey
may be fun, but is very messy for those who have to do clean up and not a
good example for the kits. I made the kits clean up and put Marvin, one of
the strays that came on board with us at Roanoke Island, in charge of the
bucket. He could stand to gain a few ounces. Poor Cat is fur and bones.
We're getting along well and should be in England in a couple of days. We're
looking forward to dry land and the chance to visit our British cousins.
Unlike Hoomins, we don't care where the cat comes from, so long as s/he
knows who is in charge. After England, we'll be heading to Frank's Island.
Some of the crew keep looking at a map that purports to be of buried
treasure on the island. I'll believe it when I see it. I think the treasure
is the island itself and the felines who own it.
Respectfully,
Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
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Posted by Cap'n Pine Cone esq. to Mouser Tails at 6/10/2005 10:20:00 AM
Christina Websell - 10 Jun 2005 21:57 GMT
> At Sea
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> Posted by Cap'n Pine Cone esq. to Mouser Tails at 6/10/2005 10:20:00 AM
Kitty FC says come ere if you in England, lots of room for kitties but not
much for hoomins unless dey sleep in der sheds or en-ouses, and she want to
know why Boyfriend dint dive in after Mimi. E needs a good excuse or when he
wake up in der morning - BOP side of der ears!
KFC
P.S. Just reelized we ain't anywhere neer der sea so you cant come. /sorry,
seemed a gud idea at der time.
Pamela Shirk - 12 Jun 2005 00:58 GMT
> Kitty FC says come ere if you in England, lots of room for kitties but not
> much for hoomins unless dey sleep in der sheds or en-ouses, and she want
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> P.S. Just reelized we ain't anywhere neer der sea so you cant come.
> /sorry, seemed a gud idea at der time.
We tend to keep the hoomins very busy when we land. Often we have to lock
the fat wench up as she wants to go sight seeing and we can't have her
neglecting her duties. PawRob are often getting supplies for us and Gem and
The Blonde Wench are in their own little world.
As for us cats, I took a poll and we'd all like to visit your farm and see
the chickens and birds and rats and all the other animals. We'll ghost over
this week when we dock near Waffles' house. The 22nd is a full moon and we
want to be at Frank and Miranda's island so that we can sing for Miss Nikki
and all our other friends that we've lost in the last year.
As for Boyfriend, he was smart not to dive in, as that would make two cats
we had to bring out of the briny deep.
Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
Helen Miles - 12 Jun 2005 11:25 GMT
> As for us cats, I took a poll and we'd all like to visit your farm and see
> the chickens and birds and rats and all the other animals. We'll ghost over
> this week when we dock near Waffles' house. The 22nd is a full moon and we
> want to be at Frank and Miranda's island so that we can sing for Miss Nikki
> and all our other friends that we've lost in the last year.///
I'll be joining you on the voyage in England. You need a diplocat if
you're going to Europe, because they're a funny bunch with wierd
accents.
HRFL Tiger