A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said:
'If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess.' He bent over,
picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, 'If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an
entire week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it
to his pocket.

The frog cried out, 'If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want!'
Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and returned it to his
pocket.

Finally the frog asked, 'What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything
that you want. Why won't you kiss me?'

The man said, 'Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.'

Theresa
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