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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / June 2005I need a Troll!
Come on, give it your best shot :) Jill  SignatureI used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. > Come on, give it your best shot :) > > Jill "You all are a bunch of sissy wimps. You allow your cats to control your life and your actions. If you had any gumption you would control the cats and make sure they all had daily baths, without benefit of chainmail. You are all a disgrace and should not be called human. All of you should be medicated because you are crazy cat ladies who take in every cat in the neighborhood (usually 60+ cats and kitten) and then animal control has to rescue them so the cats aren't harmed. You should all be put to sleep so the cats can really rule the world, like you seem to think they do." How's that for a spur of the moment try? Diane >> Come on, give it your best shot :) >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Diane ROFL! I love it, Diane! Great trolling! Now I get to tell you all this recipe I sort of concocted (with the help of my friend kili) and cooked in a hotel room last weekend! Chicken Parmesan (or Parmegiana, I'm not quite clear) 2 boneless, skinless chicken breast halves fresh lump Mozzarella, cut off about 4 good slices 1/2 c. freshly grated Parmesan cheese seasoned breadcrumbs 2 cloves garlic, sliced 1/4 to 1/2 cup olive oil (as needed) 1 small jar of plain spaghetti sauce Mrs. Dash Seasoning (the table blend) Cut a pocket in each chicken breast half and stuff a couple of slices of the fresh Mozzarella inside. Coat the chicken with seasoned breadcrumbs and let sit on a plate for a couple of minutes to allow the coating to adhere. Meanwhile, heat olive oil in a skillet. Brown the chicken very well on each side. Top with a couple more slices of the Mozarella and then pour spaghetti sauce around the chicken in the pan. Add the garlic to the sauce. Top the chicken further with grated Parmesan (pile it on). Sprinkle Mrs. Dash on top. Cover and simmer about 10-15 minutes to finish the chicken. Serve over angel-hair pasta with a crispy bread and a salad or vegetable. Serves 2; doubles easily. http://community.webshots.com/photo/74365720/364802145EBhpEK Jill > Come on, give it your best shot :) Cats suck, dogs rule :-) Eiwoy > > Come on, give it your best shot :) > > Cats suck, dogs rule :-) > > Eiwoy I like to COOK cats.... They're a little gamy, but they are very tasty. And you can make nifty hats out of their pelts. Or if you have a lot of cats, you can make fur coats for unsuspecting rich women. *Melissa takes off her troll mask and puts down her club. Wow, If I didn't know I was kidding, I'd sure flame me! =o) Melissa Er - afraid to tell you but they already do (make fur out of cats) and dogs in China. Sold in the UK and other countries often as trim. > Er - afraid to tell you but they already do (make fur out of cats) and > dogs in China. Sold in the UK and other countries often as trim. As a westerner, who regards cats and dogs and horses too, as pets, this is abhorrent to me. I feel I want to do everything in my power to stop it. However, I am not a vegetarian and I eat cows, sheep and pigs so I'm not sure, ethically, that I have any right at all to object (although I desperately want to.) It turns my stomach to know what the dogs in Korea go through when they are taken out for a picnic and hanged alive to make their meat more tasty. Is it so much different from allowing cows to see the other ones in the slaughterhouse being stunned with a gun and having their throat cut just before it's their turn? As a westerner, I still cannot stomach the thought of dogs and cats to eat or skin, it seems so cruel and wicked. If I thought too hard about it, it would make me vomit. Why? We eat cows, sheep, pigs, deer etc, and happily wear leather. Hmmm. I am not a vegetarian. I have eaten my own surplus young male goats reared free range in the past, so I am totally unable to understand why I can't accept eating cats and dogs in another culture. But I just CAN'T. Maybe it's a fault in me, to not understand and respect another culture. I dunno. Tweed > > Er - afraid to tell you but they already do (make fur out of cats) and > > dogs in China. Sold in the UK and other countries often as trim. [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > Tweed Let me only say in my own defense, I would NEVER cook or eat a cat or dog in real life. And I hate the thought of it being done, anywhere. That's a cultural difference I have no intention of bridging. My friend told me more than once her mother was tricked into buying a fur coat made of cats,(It was in the 1920's) and was completely horrified when she discovered what it really was. Yesterday was a bad day, and I was in a terrible mood. It was all to easy to step into troll mode. I apologize for any distress I caused anyone. I took things too far. Melissa ......Yesterday was a bad day, and I was in a terrible mood. It was > all to easy to step into troll mode. I apologize for any distress I caused > anyone. > I took things too far. > > Melissa All is forgiven.... Jill was only joking about this thread, after all. Lets all smile about it :) Cathy SignatureI don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it I'm cool with that. =o) Thanks. Melissa > ......Yesterday was a bad day, and I was in a terrible mood. It was >> all to easy to step into troll mode. I apologize for any distress I [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Lets all smile about it :) > Cathy Yeah, and did anyone even READ my yummy recipe and look at the photo? ;) Jill >> ......Yesterday was a bad day, and I was in a terrible mood. It was >>> all to easy to step into troll mode. I apologize for any distress I [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Jill I read the recipe, was too busy drooling on my keyboard to reply. Yummy and easy. My kind of recipe. I just now looked at the picture and it looks as good as it sounds. Jo >> ......Yesterday was a bad day, and I was in a terrible mood. It was >>> all to easy to step into troll mode. I apologize for any distress I [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Jill Yep, It sounded *so* yummy and I wanted to make it, until I remembered my perfect cholesterol blood result of 4.1 ;-) Tweed >>> ......Yesterday was a bad day, and I was in a terrible mood. It was >>>> all to easy to step into troll mode. I apologize for any distress [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > Tweed Ooops! Sorry! Then you definitely don't want to see the bratwurst and potatoes and courgettes I did on the grill tonight. I hope you're feeling better. I'm glad you're at home again with your babies :) Jill >Ooops! Sorry! Then you definitely don't want to see the bratwurst and >potatoes and courgettes I did on the grill tonight. I do though! SignatureCathi >> Ooops! Sorry! Then you definitely don't want to see the bratwurst >> and potatoes and courgettes I did on the grill tonight. >> > I do though! http://community.webshots.com/photo/74365720/366215173gWkcmB Jill Yum, yum, yum Charleen > >> Ooops! Sorry! Then you definitely don't want to see the bratwurst > >> and potatoes and courgettes I did on the grill tonight. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Jill >>>> ......Yesterday was a bad day, and I was in a terrible mood. It was >>>>> all to easy to step into troll mode. I apologize for any distress [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Jill Progress is slower than I hoped with pain and what I am allowed to do. I was just too ambitious. It is great to be home, although I can't do a lot except potter about and see to the cats and feed myself from the microwave. The cats seemed pleased I was home, although it's hard to say for sure. Kitty will always manage as she lived outside on her wits for years. She did at least open her mouth with her silent miaow when she saw me. Boyfriend was absent on my return but I did the "cat whistle" from the back door which brought him back in two minutes. His eyes grew wide like saucers when he saw me and he was in two minds whether to run away. The lad decided to be brave and trust his meowmie, he came in and ate. Then he forgave me for being away and pressed himself all over me. Tweed Please do not overdo it, Christina! You need your rest and let the kitties take care of you for a change. Best wishes and healing purrs, SignaturePolonca & Soncek > Progress is slower than I hoped with pain and what I am allowed to do. I > was just too ambitious. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Tweed >> ......Yesterday was a bad day, and I was in a terrible mood. It was >>> all to easy to step into troll mode. I apologize for any distress I [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >Jill The recipe looks divine. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Yeah, and did anyone even READ my yummy recipe and look at the photo? ;) Jill =========================================== I read the recipe (I'm a foody, but alas, also lactose intolerant), but didn't look at the picture. I was a bad girl today (Sunday), and aide, her daughter and I went to this little breakfast place. I had a spinich & feta omelette with Amrican fries & bacon. Its this little house that was turned into a restaurant. Its always crowded and you never see adds for it, guess why. > Yeah, and did anyone even READ my yummy recipe and look at the photo? ;) > > Jill > I did both Jill. I'm impressed with both!=========================================== > I read the recipe (I'm a foody, but alas, also lactose intolerant), but > didn't look at the picture. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > & bacon. Its this little house that was turned into a restaurant. Its > always crowded and you never see adds for it, guess why. Suz, Where is this delcious sounding place? For I will be back you know and anxious to try new places! Charleen > I was a bad girl today (Sunday), and aide, her daughter and I went > to this little breakfast place. I had a spinich & feta omelette with > Amrican fries & bacon. Its this little house that was turned into a > restaurant. Its always crowded and you never see adds for it, guess > why. Er, what are American fries? ... It just occured to me this might be that weird political thing going on. Originally I just wondered if you were European and wanted to distinguish different types of fries. As far as I know, fries (pommes frites) are more or less the same throughout Europe and the US, except that people in Europe (as well as my parents) like to ruin them with mayo. Signaturemonique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully pictures: http://www.bounceswoosh.org/rpca >> > Er - afraid to tell you but they already do (make fur out of cats) and >> > dogs in China. Sold in the UK and other countries often as trim. [quoted text clipped - 46 lines] > > Melissa You have no need at all to apologise to me. We should all be reminded about these things and this is the group to let you do it, surely, without censure. You never really thought that I believed you would eat a cat, did you? I'm sure we all laughed at your joke. Tweed (hug Melissa, who thinks it all went wrong) > Come on, give it your best shot :) > > Jill Have you seen Andy's Chuckle of the Day in RFC? That should do it..... ;) http://tinyurl.com/9yshd Cathy - ducking and running away (Sorry Andy) SignatureI don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it >> Come on, give it your best shot :) >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Cathy - ducking and running away (Sorry Andy) That's funny! Jill > Come on, give it your best shot :) Cats shouldn't be spayed. Yours, Mira.... umm, I mean Frank. Yeah, Frank the Troll wrote this. >> Come on, give it your best shot :) > > Cats shouldn't be spayed. > > Yours, Mira.... umm, I mean Frank. Yeah, Frank the Troll wrote this. ROTFL! Is Miranda still trying to remove her stiches, or has the collar foiled her? SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. >>>Come on, give it your best shot :) >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Is Miranda still trying to remove her stiches, or has the collar foiled > her? The collar has foiled her attempts, and totaly depressed her. Poor girl. I think the pain medication wore off and she is now feeling a bit sore, and she might have overdone the jumping a bit yesterday (how do you stop a monkey cat???) when the pain meds were still effective. So she is being very subdued today, but I hope she'll soon bounce back (Frank doesn't...). SignatureMarina, Frank and Miranda. In loving memory of Nikki. marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >>>> Come on, give it your best shot :) >>> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > effective. So she is being very subdued today, but I hope she'll soon > bounce back (Frank doesn't...). Purrs for Miranda, I'm sure it will only take a couple days before she's back to her old bouncy self. SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. Continued healing purrs and best wishes for Miranda to start feeling much better really soon, SignaturePolonca & Soncek > The collar has foiled her attempts, and totaly depressed her. Poor girl. > I think the pain medication wore off and she is now feeling a bit sore, > and she might have overdone the jumping a bit yesterday (how do you stop > a monkey cat???) when the pain meds were still effective. So she is > being very subdued today, but I hope she'll soon bounce back (Frank > doesn't...). > Come on, give it your best shot :) > > Jill Dinner last night was done on the grill, finished 30 minutes before the sky fell out due to residual rain from Tropical Storm Arlene: http://community.webshots.com/photo/74365720/366215173gWkcmB Jill |
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