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OT: Embarrassment Warp Factor 10

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wafflycat - 29 May 2005 23:01 GMT
Oh dear, oh dear....

Tonight I went to collect Nathan from a friend's house. His friend's mum
opened her front door to me. She hasn't seen me since I've lost 64lbs.She
said, "Come in! Heck, you've lost weight! But you've still got boobs! Lucky
you, how did you manage that?" I laughed & said, "Oh yes, 36F, eat your
heart out Jordan!" (1) and walked in. As we walked into her sitting room, I
said, "Only thing is, when I take my bra off, I bruise my knees."

At that point, a male voice said, "Hi. Blimey! You have got boobs!"

It was the dad of one of Nathan's other friends... I went the same colour as
my t-shirt, a shade of deep red-peach...

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

Cheers, helen s
Catnipped - 29 May 2005 23:05 GMT
> Oh dear, oh dear....
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> Cheers, helen s

ROTFLMAO!  Now you sould like my standard operating instructions:  "Running
Lori: open mouth, insert foot!"!  ;>

Hugs,

CatNipped
Christine Burel - 30 May 2005 03:29 GMT
Oh, talk about a conversation opener - LOL!  That's got to be hard to
recover from!
Christine
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dopekitty - 30 May 2005 04:45 GMT
> Oh dear, oh dear....
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Hehehe

As another well endowed woman, i so completely identify with this, but
I'm not quite as easily embarrassed about it.  I think i've just gotten
used to it.

Kristy
Adrian - 30 May 2005 12:18 GMT
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Oooh. Thanks for the laugh! I hope you didn't embarrass Nathan. ;-)
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Steve Touchstone - 31 May 2005 07:03 GMT
>Oooh. Thanks for the laugh! I hope you didn't embarrass Nathan. ;-)

But, isn't a parent's duty to embarass their offspring
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wafflycat - 31 May 2005 14:11 GMT
>>Oooh. Thanks for the laugh! I hope you didn't embarrass Nathan. ;-)
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> But, isn't a parent's duty to embarass their offspring

Thankfully, Nathan is aware of the clause in the parental job description
that it is an essential that offspring are regularly embarrassed. He's very
understanding for a teenager ;-)

Cheers, helen s
Lesley - 31 May 2005 15:30 GMT
Thankfully, Nathan is aware of the clause in the parental job
description
that it is an essential that offspring are regularly embarrassed

And it doesn't stop. Many years ago my grandad was at my parents house
for Xmas and when dad offered me a lift back to Dave he said he'd like
to come along for the ride. I live where my grandparents and parents
grew up so perhaps he wanted to see the old place one last time (He
died the following October)....

So dad gives grandad a tour of the area and he's sitting in the car
remarking on how the old neighbourhood has changed when we pass a pub
and he says "Didn't that used to be called the "Seven Stars?""

So I said "Yes I think it did."

"I remember it well!" he annouced, "I got banned from there for
starting a fight when I was drunk!"

My dad looked as if he wished the ground would swallow him up
whole.....See you can embarrass your offspring even when you're 90+!!!!

Lesley

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SuzQ - 01 Jun 2005 12:41 GMT
said, "Only thing is, when I take my bra off, I bruise my knees."

At that point, a male voice said, "Hi. Blimey! You have got boobs!"

It was the dad of one of Nathan's other friends... I went the same colour
as
my t-shirt, a shade of deep red-peach...

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

Cheers, helen s
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If you've got it flaunt it ;o)
Suz&Spicey
Katz - 01 Jun 2005 16:20 GMT
LOL. I've gone the other way. I had a breast reduction (can identify
w/that 36F), & have since GAINED weight. I shudder to think what I
would  look like now if I hadn't had the surgery. Gasp!

Katz
 
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