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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / May 2005Alfie is a horror!
So I thought I was keeping the smallest, quietest, most reserved kitten of the 3. However, over the past 2 days, Alfie has been hanging out with his mentor and hero, HRFL Tiger. HRFL Tiger has been teaching him EVERY bastard cat trick in the book. Bear in mind Alfie is 1 1/2lbs & 6 weeks old.... So far, HRFL has shown him how to 1) Scream loudly when there is a door closed between you and the slave. 2) Open the kitchen cupboards (I caught Alfie trying to show Lola the new trick at play time this morning) 3) Push things off the shelf onto the floor for attention. 4) Smack the dog effectively. 5) Puke up your dinner in a hard to clean spot on the cream sofa. 6) Protest loudly and squirm whilst having your claws clipped. 7) Get stoned on catnip. HRFL Tiger is training a hoolikitten extrodinare!!! Helen M (Frazzled) > So I thought I was keeping the smallest, quietest, most reserved kitten > of the 3. However, over the past 2 days, Alfie has been hanging out with [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Helen M (Frazzled) I'd be worried about the health of any "calm" kitten. These days, Beatrice is certainly not calm when she is awake. I'll have to try and get some video of her frolicking. No way would she tolerate having claws trimmed at six weeks! BTW what does "HRFL" stand for? > I'd be worried about the health of any "calm" kitten. These days, Beatrice > is certainly not calm when she is awake. I'll have to try and get some video > of her frolicking. No way would she tolerate having claws trimmed at six > weeks! > > BTW what does "HRFL" stand for? HRFL stands for "His Royal Feline Lordship". And HRFL has worked out that my 6'2" special forces brother who is home at the moment is more of a sap than me when it comes to wrapping someone about his paw! If I don't give him what he wants, he just walks up to Jay, whinges and says "The Evil b*tch is being mean - I want...!" And he usually gets, with my bro telling me how mean I am... <VBG> Helen M >So I thought I was keeping the smallest, quietest, most reserved kitten >of the 3. However, over the past 2 days, Alfie has been hanging out with [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > >HRFL Tiger is training a hoolikitten extrodinare!!! OMG, that is hysterical!!!! He is such an apt pupil. And Tiger is such a good kitty uncle--- sort of. ;) PLEEEEEEEZ let us see pics of 1 1/2 pound Alfie!! Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > So I thought I was keeping the smallest, quietest, most reserved > kitten of the 3. However, over the past 2 days, Alfie has been [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Helen M (Frazzled) LOL No, Alfie is a good student! One must never mistake a kitten for "quiet". It simply doesn't compute. Even my older cat, Persia, is up to something when she's "quiet". Jill lol -- it's a plot -- 'course you did name him "Alfie," maybe he's living up to the name. Christine > So I thought I was keeping the smallest, quietest, most reserved kitten > of the 3. However, over the past 2 days, Alfie has been hanging out with [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Helen M (Frazzled) >>So I thought I was keeping the smallest, quietest, most reserved kitten of the 3. That was the beginning of your problem right there. My roomie and I have a running joke between us. Me: Kristen, look at these adorable pics of bitties!!! Can we get a bitty, PLEASE??!! Kristen: No, absolutely not. Me: But they're so CUTE!!! How much trouble can one little bitty get into? (I'm totally being sarcastic, and i say it just to annoy the heck out of her hehehe) Kristen: They can get into PLENTY of trouble, and besides don't forget they become CATS. Me: C'mon, just one little bitty...... Normally at this point, she's giving me the look of death and contemplating throwing something at me. But I'm her roommate and her best friend so not only am i allowed, i'm obligated to mess with her. hehehehehe Bitties are soooooooo cute....... I WANT A BITTY!!!! Kristi >Bitties are soooooooo cute....... I WANT A BITTY!!!! Which reminds me, I DID take some pix of Spot's bitties. Don't hold your breath, though, as the camera isn't digital and I haven't developed anything yet. I'll post a link when I get them developed, probably putting them on a new page at my sadly neglected web site.  SignatureSteve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy and Little Bit stouchst@JUNKsirinet.net [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html > So I thought I was keeping the smallest, quietest, most reserved kitten > of the 3. However, over the past 2 days, Alfie has been hanging out with [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Helen M (Frazzled) LOL! It's always the "Quiet ones" isn't it? <G> Alfie was psyching you out, Helen. <G> Now he's Tiger's star pupil. Melissa > Helen Miles <helen.miles@virgin.net> wrote >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > LOL! It's always the "Quiet ones" isn't it? <G> Alfie was psyching you > out, Helen. <G> Now he's Tiger's star pupil. <nod> Mere was the "quiet one" of her litter, and look at everything she gets up to. Alfie is a good adept. SignatureMarina, Frank, Nikki, and Mere marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >So I thought I was keeping the smallest, quietest, most reserved kitten >of the 3. However, over the past 2 days, Alfie has been hanging out with [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > >Helen M (Frazzled) HRFL Tiger is a good teacher. I bet he is smirking "My son, the hoolikitten!" Every male wants son to follow in his footsteps. Just hope Alfie doesn't grow up and continue the dynasty! -- CATherine Pics Helen? Suz&Spicey |
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