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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / May 2005Macho macho cat
Ugh. Me Stosh. Me want woman. Me pull woman by hair. She got nice long braid and I got nice strong teeth. She make yell and scream and I pull and STOSH!!! get the hell off my keyboard you little Juvie! My little macho man has taken a new tack in hair attack. Now instead of getting his paws entangled, he simply likes to sink his teeth into it and pull, like a d*g playing on some rubber tug toy. I am forced into a bun for a good long time to come. I hope this works. My last several messages seem never to have popped up. I've had puter trouble. Blessed be, Baha -- Three thousand years ago, cats were deified in ancient Egypt. To this day, they have not forgotten. >Ugh. Me Stosh. Me want woman. Me pull woman by hair. She got nice long braid >and I got nice strong teeth. She make yell and scream and I pull and [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] >Blessed be, >Baha There must be something in the air bringing out the macho in our boys. Stinky resumed his determined "swagger around the house yowling" patrol last night. I am sure the outside cats snicker at him, and say among themselves "Yeah, sure, wussy boy." ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > There must be something in the air bringing out the macho in our boys. > Stinky resumed his determined "swagger around the house yowling" > patrol last night. I am sure the outside cats snicker at him, and say > among themselves "Yeah, sure, wussy boy." ;) Stosh has taken on the job of patrolling the house, a position of great responsibility and profound importance. At night he makes quite a show of checking every room and every window, and if he sees so much as a leaf in the wind he'll swish his tail and grumble at it. Then he'll march into the room, swaggering and proud, and curl up with me as I go to sleep, as if to say he's done his job, and Mama can rest. I think the outside cats laugh at him too, as they sneak up to the window to shmooze with one of the Ladies; Odessa lately has a suitor coming about and she's been yappier with the start of spring, and the swain is frustrated because Mama is overprotective and won't let her out. Blessed be, Baha > > There must be something in the air bringing out the macho in our boys. > > Stinky resumed his determined "swagger around the house yowling" [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > overprotective > and won't let her out. While Mr. Clark has only had to deal with minor hoomin ailments, he and a friend's alpha cat, Schiz, take seriously their duties both as NCO In Charge [1] and Head Nurse. When one of the two-legged kittens in Schiz' family was seriously ill at home, the three cats determined he was never to be left alone. Schiz, however, remained the primary attendant. He developed a new sound, which summoned one of the other two when he needed to visit the litter box or ingest the raw materials for litter box input. He would not move from the bedside until his relief would arrive. [1] A classic like from an experienced non-commissioned officer to a newly arrived officer is "Sir, you COMMAND this unit. My responsibility is to RUN it." >>> There must be something in the air bringing out the macho in our >>> boys. Stinky resumed his determined "swagger around the house [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >> great responsibility and profound importance. At night he makes >> quite a show of checking every room and every window, and if he sees >> so much as a leaf in the wind he'll swish his tail and grumble at >> it. Then he'll march into the [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > and a friend's alpha cat, Schiz, take seriously their duties both as > NCO In Charge [1] and Head Nurse. When one of the two-legged kittens > in Schiz' family was seriously ill at home, the three cats determined > he was never to be left alone. > > Schiz, however, remained the primary attendant. He developed a new > sound, which summoned one of the other two when he needed to visit the > litter box or ingest the raw materials for litter box input. He would > not move from the bedside until his relief would arrive. Although Schiz is undeniably a most faithful and wonderful nurse cat, I had to laugh at this post. This is where having German as your first language doesn't come in handy because I instinctively read his name as sh.ts. ;-) -- Britta "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album I was wondering if someone else was going to catch that! LOL Blessed be, Baha > >>> There must be something in the air bringing out the macho in our > >>> boys. Stinky resumed his determined "swagger around the house [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] > Check out pictures of Vino at: > http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album (snip) >Although Schiz is undeniably a most faithful and wonderful nurse cat, >I had to laugh at this post. This is where having German as your >first language doesn't come in handy because I instinctively read his >name as sh.ts. ;-) If he gets another cat, he should name it "Grins"-- then he'll have-- oh well, you know. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > >>> There must be something in the air bringing out the macho in our > >>> boys. Stinky resumed his determined "swagger around the house [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > first language doesn't come in handy because I instinctively read his > name as sh.ts. ;-) His hoomin is a psychologist. It was for his initial, apparently schizophrenic personality. Don't worry about it being a first language. For some time when GEN H. Norman Schwarzkopf was becoming well-known to the public, I kept reading Scheisskopf. > > Schiz, however, remained the primary attendant. He developed a new > > sound, which summoned one of the other two when he needed to visit [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > name as sh.ts. ;-) > -- On the other hand, this is not a bad cat name, depending on the cat! Here shitsy, come on, sh.ts! Off the table you little ... ;) >>> Schiz, however, remained the primary attendant. He developed a new >>> sound, which summoned one of the other two when he needed to visit >>> the litter box or ingest the raw materials for litter box input. He >>> would not move from the bedside until his relief would arrive. >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > On the other hand, this is not a bad cat name, depending on the > cat! Here shitsy, come on, sh.ts! Off the table you little ... ;) Yes, besides "Little Bastard", "Little sh.t" is the next most common name we call Vino. ;-) -- Britta "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album Didn't you once have a posting about how Stinky will walk aroudn the house screaming "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR A$$!!!!"" And if you come into the room he'll stop mid-threat to give a "Hello Mommy" meow? Nowadays, if a cat is so bold as to walk on the wall outside my bedroom window, Mischief won't hiss and growl, but will whine, loudly, until i wake up and look out the window Then she'll whine some more as if to say, "Don't you see the intruder? Don't you SEE?? If you let me out I'll be glad to take care of it!!!" Cats......... Kristi >Didn't you once have a posting about how Stinky will walk aroudn the >house screaming "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR A$$!!!!"" > >And if you come into the room he'll stop mid-threat to give a "Hello >Mommy" meow? Yes, and a head-butt. ;) >Nowadays, if a cat is so bold as to walk on the wall outside my bedroom >window, Mischief won't hiss and growl, but will whine, loudly, until i [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Cats......... Very sweet, LOL Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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