She just jumped up onto my shoulder and dangled over my back - not
because she loves me so much she wanted to be close to me, or because
she wanted me to pet her - just because she wanted to chew on the end
of my ponytail! She stuck her claws into my shoulder for balance too.
Ow!!!!!!!!!!

And now the little monster is back on the desk licking the inside of
my lemonade glass because it's sweet... scratch that - she's chewing
on the container that I stand the remote controls in. And now it's the
fabric flower-on-a-pen that a friend gave me!

I think somebody must be bored today :P