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Rigging The Mouser

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O J - 04 May 2005 10:58 GMT
"Well me hearties,  how goes the work?"  

Smokey, the Bos'n could see that new ropes had been fitted for the
sail crew to stand on while they let out or folded up the sails.  His
question was more of a greeting than an inquiry.

"We'll have to keep at it if we want to be ready to sail on time,"
said the agile Sumo who walked on the 80 foot high spars as if they
were laying on the deck.  His work was impeccable with the knots tied
just so and the ends seized to prevent fraying.

"Just one more mast to go Mr. Bos'n," chimed in Roxy.  She was another
aerialist like Sumo who showed no fear of high places.  We should be
done by the end of the week.

"Aye, but there be more riggin' to be done," said Smokey in the
nautical style that he affected whenever he got within sight of any
body of water larger than a puddle.  "This trip, Cap'n Pine Cone wants
to try setting up the ship to trawl for shrimp with a net.  The Cap'n
be tired of hearing cats complain about all the fish in the ocean and
us having to live on canned gooshy food and crunchies.  Aye, with any
luck, we'll be havin' fresh shrimpies on our dinner plates."

"I've never rigged a net before," offered Squidget.  "I wonder just
how  we're going to go about it."

"Truth be told, I've never rigged one either, but how hard can it be?"
replied Smokey.  

(How hard indeed?? -- O J)

"Now then, there be another matter that needs tending to.  I've heard
the scuttlebutt and I want it stopped right now!"

"What do you mean?" squeaked little Squidget in  the tiny voice that
accounted for part of her name.

"There's to be no more talk of a treasure map showing where the famous
old Finnish pirate, Erik The Scary, hid his loot on Marina's island.
It's just an old wives tale and there's to be no more talk of it.  If
the crew or especially the new crop of cabin kits gets wind of such a
thing, all ship's discipline will go to hell."

(to be continued)
((by anyone))

Regards and Purrs,
O J
Marina - 04 May 2005 16:27 GMT
> "There's to be no more talk of a treasure map showing where the famous
> old Finnish pirate, Erik The Scary, hid his loot on Marina's island.
> It's just an old wives tale and there's to be no more talk of it.  If
> the crew or especially the new crop of cabin kits gets wind of such a
> thing, all ship's discipline will go to hell."

<Frank ghosts over the Atlantic to visit the Mouser and seeks out
Squidget. When he finds her, he gently puts his arm around her and
steers her away from the other cats> Look here, little girl, where did
you hear that? You had better just forget all about that, you hear me?
Or you will have to deal with Nikki. Failing that, you will have to deal
with Waffles. I've been searching for 16 years now and have found
noth... Errm. I mean, there is no treasure. Do you hear me? Read my
lips. There. Is. No. Treasure. The map's a fake... Errrm I mean, there
is no map. There. Is. No. Map. Remember this, little girl. I mean,
forget this. Or else. Forget you ever saw me. Or Nikki will *make* you
forget. <Frank steps back into his teleporter and transports back home
and settles back down on the bed to dream of Waffles and the treasure>

Hoomin note: legend actually has it that 'our' island was used by
smugglers to store their goods on. There are also traces of viking
activity around there.

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Margaret Fine - 04 May 2005 22:35 GMT
>> "There's to be no more talk of a treasure map showing where the famous
>> old Finnish pirate, Erik The Scary, hid his loot on Marina's island.
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> smugglers to store their goods on. There are also traces of viking
> activity around there.

What Frank doesn't know is that it is Nikki's cyber son who has let the
cat...er... map out of the bag.  Fascinated with all things Finnish now
that he has discovered his true heritage Oliver spends many hours every
day in communication with the computers on the Mother Ship.  He uses the
air conditioner duct as a conduit.  He searches the computer for any
mention of Finland or the Island trying to learn more about himself.
One day a simple slip of the tongue (he really should stop trying to
groom himself while using the computer) and the computer thinks Oliver
said "Find:Treasure" instead of "Find:Turku."  The duct started to
vibrate and a  bright white light streamed out of the duct, bouncing
around Oliver's living room.  When the light finally receded Oliver was
both horrified and fascinated to see an image burned into Meowmie's
throw pillow.

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tanada - 05 May 2005 01:16 GMT
> "Well me hearties,  how goes the work?"  
>
[quoted text clipped - 44 lines]
> Regards and Purrs,
> O J

Can I get you to post this on the blogspot?  Please send me an email and
I'll send you an invite.

Pam S. fascinated by such a good story
 
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