> GETTING ORGANIZED STEPHANIE DENTON
> Experts' tips ease spring cleaning
>
> April 27, 2005
>
> QUESTION: I've made a deal with two girlfriends. We are
> all going to help each other spring-clean our homes. We
> plan to rotate to a different house each of the next
> three weeks. Do you have any time-and money-saving tips
> for us to keep in mind?
>
> ANSWER: The Maids Home Services, a leader in the
> residential home-cleaning industry since 1980, suggests
> these unique cleaning tips that really work and require
> nothing more than items you already have in your home.
> They're sure to make your house sparkle for the spring:
>
> Remove vents and wash in soapy, hot water, using a paint-
> brush to reach between slats, if needed. Rinse and dry
> well.
VENTS??? i'd have to use a ladder to reach the vents under my soffits.
nah, the spiders can have the vents.
> Use baby oil on stainless-steel sinks and faucets and
> lemon oil to clean shower doors to make them sparkle.
SPARKLE???? are shower doors supposed to sparkle? mine didn't do that when
they were new.
> Use a toothbrush to clean hard-to-reach areas.
WITH OR WITHOUT TOOTHPASTE???? toothbrushes are too short to reach most
hard to reach places, and those places are generally ceiling high.
> To remove dirt and grime from wicker furniture, wash
> with a solution of two tablespoons of ammonia and one
> gallon of water.
DIRT AND GRIME???? i thought that was patina! dang!
> The best way to get the candle wax off a glass table is
> to soften it with a hair dryer, and remove the residue
> with a soft cloth. Once you have absorbed all the wax,
> polish your table as usual.
i tried this one. NOT A GOOD TIP! i kept hitting the candle wax with the
hair drier to soften it up, but the glass top broke before the wax got soft.
i had to use a broom and dust pan, instead of a soft cloth, to remove the
residue. but, i did polish the rest of the table as usual.
> Use air freshener to clean mirrors. It does a good job
> and leaves a lovely smell.
this was kind of self-defeating, because i left noseprints on the mirror,
while testing to see if it was true.
> Keep leather furniture supple by polishing with a
> solution to prevent yellowing.
WHAT SOLUTION TO PREVENT YELLOWING???? i think my black leather hasn't
learned how to yellow, yet. lucky me!
> Clean the television and computer screens with a used
> dryer sheet; this will reduce the static and prevent dust
> resettling.
maybe, but it doesn't get the "BWAHAHAHA" stains off!
> Baking soda works great for carpet deodorizing; just
> sprinkle onto the carpet before going to bed and vacuum
> in the morning.
DON'T EVEN TRY THIS, if you have cats and they use baking soda based cat
litter. trust me.
Cheryl Perkins - 29 Apr 2005 18:42 GMT
>> Use baby oil on stainless-steel sinks and faucets and
>> lemon oil to clean shower doors to make them sparkle.
> SPARKLE???? are shower doors supposed to sparkle? mine didn't do that when
> they were new.
I'm trying to figure out how to turn on the faucets now that I've oiled
them.
Cheryl

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Catnipped - 29 Apr 2005 19:06 GMT
> > GETTING ORGANIZED STEPHANIE DENTON
> > Experts' tips ease spring cleaning
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> DON'T EVEN TRY THIS, if you have cats and they use baking soda based cat
> litter. trust me.
ROTFLMAOWTIME! I still like Tim Allen's cleaning technique - use duct tape
to secure all knickknacks, then go through the house with your leaf blower!
;>
Hugs,
CatNipped
Hopitus - 29 Apr 2005 19:27 GMT
ROFLMAO @ all your cleaning tips! When I first moved to MileHigh, CAT gave
me a tip that is funny but
*does* work - not for cleaning, but for what used to knock me off my feet
and piss off my cats when I went to pet them: big static here! When I
visited my relatives I used to think it was from dragging your feet on the
carpeted floors, but uh-uh....it's *no humidity* here that's the culprit!
Take a dryer sheet (Snuggle makes cat smell
good, too) and rub your cat all over (well I skip their face) with
it.....then pet at leisure w/no fear of static shocks to either you or
annoyed cat.....my friends in FL would be ROFL @ hearing about this.
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> CatNipped
polonca12000 - 30 Apr 2005 19:10 GMT
Thanks for the laugh!
Best wishes,

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> > GETTING ORGANIZED STEPHANIE DENTON
> > Experts' tips ease spring cleaning
[quoted text clipped - 71 lines]
> DON'T EVEN TRY THIS, if you have cats and they use baking soda based cat
> litter. trust me.