Paw Is Totally Unfair

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tanada - 26 Apr 2005 05:23 GMT

This is Sgt. Huey here. I have a serious complaint to make about my
paw. Tonight I gave him an honor and let him smell my feet. Was Paw
thrilled? Did he sniff my feet? NO! He just shoved them off of his
face and told me to let him read. PAW IS UNFAIR!!! He finally rubbed
my head with his chin and let me curl up next to his shoulder. But I
ask you, is this anyway to treat a cat that is giving you one of the
highest honors a cat can give? See if I let him sniff my butt.

Sgt. Huey

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CatNipped - 26 Apr 2005 15:27 GMT

> This is Sgt. Huey here. I have a serious complaint to make about my paw.
> Tonight I gave him an honor and let him smell my feet. Was Paw thrilled?
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> anyway to treat a cat that is giving you one of the highest honors a cat
> can give? See if I let him sniff my butt.

I agree Huey, he should have felt honored by the offer! I wouldn't let him
sniff my butt after that either!!! ;>

Hugs,

CatNipped

> Sgt. Huey

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Katz - 26 Apr 2005 17:22 GMT

> This is Sgt. Huey here. I have a serious complaint to make about my
> paw. Tonight I gave him an honor and let him smell my feet. Was Paw

> thrilled? Did he sniff my feet? NO! He just shoved them off of his

> face and told me to let him read. PAW IS UNFAIR!!! He finally rubbed
> my head with his chin and let me curl up next to his shoulder. But I

> ask you, is this anyway to treat a cat that is giving you one of the
> highest honors a cat can give? See if I let him sniff my butt.

Daisy frequently honors me w/her butt, even though I rudely decline. In
bed, I get to smell her feet in my face as much as I want. Yippee!

Katz

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Gabey8 - 26 Apr 2005 18:11 GMT

Look at the bright side. At least he doesn't make a razzberry noise on your
paws when you put them in his face, like a CERTAIN MEOWMY around here
does. Then she tells me, "I razzed your paw". As if I couldn't already
figure that out. Sigh. Hoomins -- what're ya gonna do with them?

Stanley

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Melissa Houle - 27 Apr 2005 07:39 GMT

> Look at the bright side. At least he doesn't make a razzberry noise on your
> paws when you put them in his face, like a CERTAIN MEOWMY around here
> does. Then she tells me, "I razzed your paw". As if I couldn't already
> figure that out. Sigh. Hoomins -- what're ya gonna do with them?
>
> Stanley

Forgive demI guess. Think of all the empty foodboles thare wood be without
dem My Meowmie seems to have a paw fetish. One of her nicks for me is
"Little Soft White Paws." She likes Mama's Little Brown Paws, too. But she
never likes it when I sit on her newspaper, protect her from the newspaper
greeblings, or stick my muzzle in her ear. I just don't get why she no
appreeshiate how nice and kleenI keep my behind!
Nina

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