I have also sent this on to Joy !!...Enjoy ..:-))

1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
pee on your computer." -- Bruce Graham

2. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -Unknown

3. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this." - Anonymous

4. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow." --Jeff Valdez

5. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb

6. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley

7. "One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway

8. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message -- and get back
to you later." -- Mary Bly

9. "Cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -
-Joseph Krutch

10. "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." -
-Faith Resnick

11. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
owned by cats." - Anonymous

12. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats
is infinitely superior." - - Hippolyte Taine

13. "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; unless my cats are there to
welcome me." - Unknown

14. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and
cats. -- Albert Schweitzer

15. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul

16. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

17. "Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

18. You will always be lucky if you make friends with strange cats."
--Colonial American proverb

19. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask
for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch

20. "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."

21. "My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes."

22. "Cats aren't clean; they're just covered with cat spit."