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Unofficial Mouser Crew Roster
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Mischief - 21 Apr 2005 04:50 GMT This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster.
This is serving a few purposes:
One, so we know who's one board, and the other to give me and other writers characters to include in our writings. If there is a question mark near your name, it means I have not heard from you, but either would like you to be part of the crew, or know you have expressed interest.
Cap'n Pine Cone, I need a list of your decisions on specific crew members, such as First Mate, Second Mate, Bos'n, Medical Kitty, Security, Steward(in charge of food), in charge of Cabin Kits and any other roles you want.
Crew members/Swabbies/etc.
Mischief Imp Kumani Tyche Smokey Frank Nikki Fez Rufous Tony Stripey Thing Mattie Marie Stinky Sir Weebles Persia(?) Waffles(?) Lacey(?) Sergeant Huey(?) Tennessee Lizzy Jasper Carrie Chablis Muscat Kenzie (the Brave) Oliver Sammy Jessie Tutu Tabitha(?) Boyfriend(?) Ozzy(?)
These are the cabin kits so far. If there ends up being too many, some of the (barely) ones might be moved up
Cabin Kits: Captain and Stanley (barely) Mere IBKFergus Ernie, Mimi, and Moe (barely) Ping Sam (the adventure kitten?) Harri Roadcat
As mentioned earlier, this is just temporary. I do not know when the Mouser sets sail, but it will be a fine voyage this year!
Mischief
HRFLTiger - 21 Apr 2005 11:27 GMT His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger would like it to be known, that like in previous voyages he'll be the "furr-eigh sekretary" on account of all his travel experience.
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten - 21 Apr 2005 13:19 GMT > This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster. > [quoted text clipped - 62 lines] > > Mischief Yes, me an Tabifa would like to come aboard too! I posted a message on the blog last night (at least I fink I did). Tabifa tried, but she didn't quite get signed up right.
[Tabitha] Sammy, how many times do I have to tell you, it's "Tabitha"? There's not a letter "f" in my name!
[Sammy] Yeah, yeah. Whatefur you say, Fluffybutt.
Sammy
Ann - 21 Apr 2005 16:47 GMT I'm happy to see my name has been added to the crew list. I think is is going to be fun sailing with other kittens and having someone my own age to play with. Sam
Mowie's note: You have to keep a eye on Sam. He learns fast but is still learning his maners. One thing he is not happy about is no midnight snacks. He is living up to his namesake, looking for second breakfast and sacks. He was named after Samwise from the Lord of the Rigns. His full name is Samwise kitty, but we call him Sam. Ann
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> This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster. > [quoted text clipped - 62 lines] > > Mischief Enfilade - 21 Apr 2005 18:17 GMT > Cap'n Pine Cone, I need a list of your decisions on specific crew > members, such as First Mate, Second Mate, Bos'n, Medical Kitty, > Security, Steward(in charge of food), in charge of Cabin Kits and any > other roles you want. I pity anyone who makes Smokey-poke the steward.
--Fil
Mathew Kagis - 21 Apr 2005 18:46 GMT > This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster. > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Security, Steward(in charge of food), in charge of Cabin Kits and any > other roles you want. Shableee here: I'd lik to put myself up fur Med-cal cat.Cuz I had lotsa med-cal proplems wen I wuz little. Paw learned me how to giv anteebiawtics, make me swallow pills, how to warsh wunds & put those nasty cones on my hed. I lurrned a bit about sometin paw calls 'Furbal med-cine', cuz he want's me to be heltheee. Paw tawt me lots about 'Furs-taed', cuz he uuused to do sumtin called 'Skeee-ptrul', I dun't no wwhut that is... But I tink it's got sumtin to do wit the big scary sticks he keeps in da frunt hall. So, I wanna be Mei-cal cat~! Muscat mite beee ok as a s'cuity cat, but not HED of s'cuity, hee's too yung.
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tanada - 21 Apr 2005 21:12 GMT > Cap'n Pine Cone, I need a list of your decisions on specific crew > members, such as First Mate, Second Mate, Bos'n, Medical Kitty, > Security, Steward(in charge of food), in charge of Cabin Kits and any > other roles you want. Humm, I need to dig up last year's roster. The fat wench no longer has my files on her computer, too lazy to transfer them over. (Pine Cone that isn't fair. I didn't have a way to transfer them over. The Fa.. Meowmie)
Too many of our number are gone this year. Let's see.
We'll try Jessie as First Mate. She is a tough little lady and I wouldn't want to mess with her.
Carrie will be Second Mate. She's got a lot of needed personality and is good at slapping a kit back into line.
HRFL Tiger will be our Ambassador At Large as he was last year. He did a pretty good job of getting us out of England before we ended up in the pound. He also helped us get away from those Siamese Temple Cats that were claiming to be the best. HA! We showed them who was boss.
Bos'n, we need a bos'n. Smokey, you were our Bos'n last year, are you interested in doing it again?
Kitty Schottland and Selena did medical last year. I don't see either on this year's roster, so if Chablis and Tony are interested, I'd be happy to welcome them to their new posts.
Nikki is in charge of stores and teaching those who are interested in water vole hunting. She is also in charge of the clean up squad.
The fat wench does the cooking and complaining.
Waffles and Frank are in charge of Security, and hunting.
Sgt. Huey is in charge of training and kit discipline. Be warned kits, he's looking for his next promotion, so he'll be tough on any misconduct. He will be assisted by Corporal Sammy and Corporal Tabitha.
We need our legal staff back. They really worked well with HRFL Tiger in getting us out of a few scrapes. With this year's crop of kits, we may need them even more.
Ok, that's all the positions I can think of for now. I'll get back to you later if there are changes or additions.
Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
CatNipped - 21 Apr 2005 21:19 GMT > We'll try Jessie as First Mate. She is a tough little lady and I wouldn't > want to mess with her. Thank you Cap'n, I'll keep the sailors in line or their ears will be shredded!
Purrs,
Jessie
> Sgt. Huey is in charge of training and kit discipline. Be warned kits, > he's looking for his next promotion, so he'll be tough on any misconduct. > He will be assisted by Corporal Sammy and Corporal Tabitha. YAY! I got me a premot..., er, proment..., er, I got bumped up in rank!!! Watch out you swabbies, I'm right on your tails! <OW, Jessie, leave my ears alone!>
Nose Kisses,
Sammy
Julie Cook - 21 Apr 2005 21:29 GMT >> Cap'n Pine Cone, I need a list of your decisions on specific crew >> members, such as First Mate, Second Mate, Bos'n, Medical Kitty, [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > > Cap'n Pine Cone esq. We keep sticking our claws into Meowmy to make her get the 'puter out of the bag and turn it on but she hasn't been receptive lately. Last night Barnabus draped himself around her neck and pulled her hair out and she still wouldn't get the 'puter out but we'd like to join this year - Hobbes, Selena, Lacey (who is on the list), Barnabus and myself.
I had thought that working late night security patrol (so that I could swap Tall Tom Tales with Rocky) was exactly where I wanted to be assigned. Unfortunately, Rocky made a different journey since last year and I'm not going to get to meet him quite yet. I'd still like to work security. I was a top notch neighborhood Tom for years before my current life indoors and I even kept up my patrol despite having my pelvis, and sternum and ribs broken - no sissy medic for me, thank you very much.
Respectfully submitted, Samuel R. Thunderpaws
Gabey8 - 21 Apr 2005 23:06 GMT Hoomin note: HISSPIT on freakin' Blogger for being so all-fired slow today! I checked their status.blogger.com page and their "known issues" page, and they are aware that their system is acting up. Meanwhile, I'm trying to figure out where to save my post until I can add it to Blogger without getting error messages.
Mathew Kagis - 21 Apr 2005 23:09 GMT <SNIP>
> Kitty Schottland and Selena did medical last year. I don't see either > on this year's roster, so if Chablis and Tony are interested, I'd be > happy to welcome them to their new posts.
> TANKS Cap'n!!!! I'll du ya purrrrroud!!! Shableeeeee Owner of Paw: Mathew
Mischief - 22 Apr 2005 04:30 GMT Haven't heard from Kitty Schottland, but Selena is now on the roster, so we may need to modify the medical kitties
Also there are at least three cats named Sam or Sammy that I can see. We need a way to differentiate between them.
Mischief
Dan M - 22 Apr 2005 15:43 GMT > Haven't heard from Kitty Schottland, but Selena is now on the roster, > so we may need to modify the medical kitties [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Mischief My Sam has been posting as Samuel (I think), so that might help.
Dan
tanada - 22 Apr 2005 21:20 GMT > Haven't heard from Kitty Schottland, but Selena is now on the roster, > so we may need to modify the medical kitties [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Mischief Well there is Miss Sammy, who owns Catnipped; Samuel Redkitten who owns Dan and Nancy M.; and Samuel Thunderpaws who is in charge of Julie Cook. Does that help any?
BTW, are you interested in being in charge of piloting this year? we need a good navigator.
Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
CatNipped - 22 Apr 2005 21:24 GMT >> Haven't heard from Kitty Schottland, but Selena is now on the roster, >> so we may need to modify the medical kitties [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Dan and Nancy M.; and Samuel Thunderpaws who is in charge of Julie Cook. > Does that help any? Or you could use my long name, Samantha!
Nose Kisses,
Sammy, er, Samantha
> BTW, are you interested in being in charge of piloting this year? we need > a good navigator. > > Cap'n Pine Cone esq. Mischief - 23 Apr 2005 19:28 GMT Yes, that helps a little. besides this is just a pool of names for our stories. Everyone else can go totally wild.
I would be honored to be navigator Cap'n!
When do we set sail?
Mischief
tanada - 24 Apr 2005 00:53 GMT > Yes, that helps a little. besides this is just a pool of names for our > stories. Everyone else can go totally wild. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Mischief Ordinarily, we'd leave at the beginning of June, but this year we're getting ready faster than usual, so we may set sail sooner. Maybe Mid-May.
Cap'n Pine Cone esq. digging through sea charts
Marina - 24 Apr 2005 11:22 GMT > Ordinarily, we'd leave at the beginning of June, but this year we're > getting ready faster than usual, so we may set sail sooner. Maybe Mid-May. <Frank and Nikki are startled awake where they were sleeping in a sunbeam on the bed> Wha.... Huh... ? So soon? My goodness, we have to ghost over to the island and make it ready for you people. We weren't going to go there until the end of June.
Hoomin note: the Mouser wasn't expected until the end of August last year, so they'll be at the island at the end of July at the earliest this year, so take it easy. You have plenty of time to prepare for them, and you can help Mere to find her sealegs by then. As a complement to Mischief's reposting of last year's adventures, here's the story of Frank and Nikki (well, Nikki mostly) preparing for the Mouser's visit at the island last year (hope the links to the pics still work):
Out on an island - not too big and not too small, but just right - outside the southwestern coast of Finland, two black and white cats are bustling about. They are preparing everything for whern the Mouser arrives with all their cat friends from around the world. Well, Frank is more excited because Waffles is going to 'port over for a romantic weekend before the Mouser comes and while her hoomin is in Bordeaux, cycling and sampling the product. He can't wait, and though he should be on the lookout for the Mouser (it's his turn), what he is really looking for is the twinkling of Waffles' teleporter.
http://tinyurl.com/6zdh2
Nikki twitches her tail in irritation. "That Waffles thinks she's the be-all and end-all in hunting. I'm at least as good as she is, probably better, only I don't get to practice my skills all year round like she does." Nikki goes around and checks that all the vole holes are fresh, meaning they are inhabited, so that she can lead the kitties from the Mouser on a little hunt. They will want to stretch their legs after the long voyage on board. She stands on her back paws and thoughtfully scratches at a pine tree - "hmmm. yes. Very nice, firm but yielding bark, and a little moss to tickle you nicely between your toes."
Nikki goes down to the little bay by Grandmeowmie's house. She peers into the reeds for a while, then she plunges into the water and swims over to where the water voles usually hang out. She stays at a good distance; after all, she's not hunting now, and she doesn't want to scare them away. There they are! This is where she will give her demonstration in under-water hunting to the young cats. She swims back to shore and climbs up on the warm, smooth cliff to dry herself. Suddenly she has an idea. She will dare Waffles to swim out and nab a water vole! Nikki snickers to herself. We'll see who's the tough hunter catlady then.
On the other side of the headland, Frank is still sitting on his big stone, pretending to keep an eye out for the Mouser, but dreaming of the weekend with Waffles. They will lay in the sun and roll around on the cliffs. He can't wait to escort her to his den where they will SENSORED SENSORED SENSORED.
Nikki comes back from her round and sees Frank lying on the stone, obviously not keeping watch or doing anything useful. She jumps up on the boulder beside him and bites his tail. "Ouch! What'd you do that for??" "Don't give me that martyred look. I'm not as stupid as our hoomin. That won't work with me. Here I am, working my tail off, making sure everything is ready when our friends arrive, and here you are, lying around and mooning over your precious Waffles. Are you really going to let me do all the work around here?" "No, I... well, you see..." Frank pulls himself together. "Now look here, you can't talk to me like that. I'm the older one, and it's my right to be the boss and tell you what to do around here. In fact, I'm the oldest cat on the island so you should all look up to me and revere me." Nikki snorts as she remembers the fiasco with Kasper... and the time Linus chased her and Frank did nothing... well, at least he chased away that stupid d*g that time.
Frank and Nikki both jump off their boulders and go out on the headland to keep watch for any sign of the good ship Mouser (or Waffles' teleporter).
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Ann - 22 Apr 2005 21:24 GMT You can use Sam's full name, Samwise. If he posts I'll have him use that name. Ann
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> Haven't heard from Kitty Schottland, but Selena is now on the roster, > so we may need to modify the medical kitties [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Mischief Richard Miller - 23 Apr 2005 17:59 GMT >Humm, I need to dig up last year's roster. The fat wench no longer has >my files on her computer, too lazy to transfer them over. (Pine Cone [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >Carrie will be Second Mate. She's got a lot of needed personality and >is good at slapping a kit back into line. Reporting for duty, Cap'n! I've had plenty of experience of slapping my own kits back into line. That was a long time ago but, like many things, it's a skill that you never forget.
>We need our legal staff back. They really worked well with HRFL Tiger >in getting us out of a few scrapes. With this year's crop of kits, we >may need them even more. Might I be so bold as to suggest Jasper for this? After all, one of our hoomins is in the legal profession, and Jasper's assimilated a great deal of useful legal knowledge over the years, mostly by sitting on important legal papers when the hoomin is trying to read them.
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Cathi - 24 Apr 2005 07:36 GMT NB: For some reason our reply isn't showing up either on RPCA or Google. Carrie requested that her thanks to Cap'n PC be noted, so here we are again
Cathi (slave)
>Humm, I need to dig up last year's roster. The fat wench no longer has >my files on her computer, too lazy to transfer them over. (Pine Cone [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >Carrie will be Second Mate. She's got a lot of needed personality and >is good at slapping a kit back into line. Reporting for duty, Cap'n! I've had plenty of experience of slapping my own kits back into line. That was a long time ago but, like many things, it's a skill that you never forget.
>We need our legal staff back. They really worked well with HRFL Tiger >in getting us out of a few scrapes. With this year's crop of kits, we >may need them even more. Might I be so bold as to suggest Jasper for this? After all, one of our hoomins is in the legal profession, and Jasper's assimilated a great deal of useful legal knowledge over the years, mostly by sitting on important legal papers when the hoomin is trying to read them.
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tanada - 24 Apr 2005 18:00 GMT > Might I be so bold as to suggest Jasper for this? After all, one of our > hoomins is in the legal profession, and Jasper's assimilated a great > deal of useful legal knowledge over the years, mostly by sitting on > important legal papers when the hoomin is trying to read them. Welcome aboard Carri and Jasper. We can use both of you as part of the crew. Carri, you already know your job, Jasper would you be in charge of our legal staff? We needed a lot of legal assistance last year, and may need it again this year.
Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
HRFLTiger - 24 Apr 2005 19:19 GMT > Welcome aboard Carri and Jasper. We can use both of you as part of the > crew. Carri, you already know your job, Jasper would you be in charge > of our legal staff? We needed a lot of legal assistance last year, and > may need it again this year./// So, I take it that I'm the free-roaming "Diplomatic Corps" (when i'm not conserving energy) as I'm furr-eign sekretary then, rather than plain legal corps?
His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger.
tanada - 24 Apr 2005 19:46 GMT >>Welcome aboard Carri and Jasper. We can use both of you as part of > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger. YUP!!
Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
Gabey8 - 21 Apr 2005 22:31 GMT Captain:
WHEEEE! The mop looks like a giant wand toy! STRINGIES ON A STICK! Get 'em! Get 'em!
::scamper scamper:: Hey, it's hard to STOP on this wet floor!
::sliiiiiiide:: ::CRASH:: ::thump bonk bump:: I got the stringies! I got the stringies!
::CHOMP drag drag drag:: Stanley:
Captain! It's a swab, not a mop! It's a deck, not a floor! That's... um, say, that DOES look like stringies on a stick, doesn't it? Gimme that mo... er, swab!
::scamper scamper pounce:: ::wrestle wrestle:: ::thump clunk thud:: [Everyone stares. Captain and Stanley look up from the jumbled heap consisting of themselves, the swab, some detached stringies, and some formerly-neatly-stacked supply boxes]
"What?"
Christina Websell - 22 Apr 2005 23:28 GMT > This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster. > [quoted text clipped - 62 lines] > > Mischief Boyfriend would like to come if a) he does not have to be *too* brave b) he can teleport back daily to see if his meowmie needs him as she is poorly. c) Mimi is on the voyage (!) d) he can wear an important uniform.
tanada - 24 Apr 2005 00:56 GMT > Boyfriend would like to come if > a) he does not have to be *too* brave > b) he can teleport back daily to see if his meowmie needs him as she is > poorly. > c) Mimi is on the voyage (!) > d) he can wear an important uniform. I dunno about uniforms, we tend to wear our natural fur around here, but Boyfriend can always ghost back to check on you whenever he wants, and he can be as brave as he wants. We can always use someone to try to catch those pesky sea gulls. I don't know about Mimi, she hasn't sent word about joining us yet. Does that help any? Boyfriend and KFC are always welcome to join us.
Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
Victor Martinez - 24 Apr 2005 06:18 GMT > Boyfriend can always ghost back to check on you whenever he wants, and Right! Fez *insists* he must sleep with momma Luna every night. Rufous says he *must* sleep with his daddies every night as well. So, they will be adventurous sea-kitties during the day only; at night, it's back to being tame house cats. :)
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Kreisleriana - 23 Apr 2005 04:07 GMT >This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster. > [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] >Mattie Marie >Stinky Stinky is very mewsical. He sings and plays the piano. ;)
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Howard Berkowitz - 25 Apr 2005 20:55 GMT Mr. Clark offers his services either in kitten education, or in general nursing and psychotherapy. Indeed, were there a need for mental health triage, he is quite reliable on finding the most upset person in a room, standing on their lap with a paw hugging each shoulders, and thoroughly kissing them.
Rhonda would be most pleased to have a role in publicity or as Social Director.
If there is a need for a Staff Philosopher, Ding thinks he volunteers, in the universe of the Mouser. He is well qualified to assist in navigation, especially extradimensional, and if it is uncertain if a destination or route exists. He is experienced in analyzing whether he exists.
tanada - 25 Apr 2005 22:57 GMT > Mr. Clark offers his services either in kitten education, or in general > nursing and psychotherapy. Indeed, were there a need for mental health [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > destination or route exists. He is experienced in analyzing whether he > exists. tanada - 25 Apr 2005 22:59 GMT > Mr. Clark offers his services either in kitten education, or in general > nursing and psychotherapy. Indeed, were there a need for mental health [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > destination or route exists. He is experienced in analyzing whether he > exists. Welcome aboard me hearties. We can use all crew members in all capacities. I'm sure that there will be plenty of need for all of your skills. Just don't dump the bait buckets. The hoomins are complaining and we haven't left the dock yet.
Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
Jo Firey - 27 Apr 2005 01:23 GMT Upon further reflection, and after seeing that Jake has the local Blue Jay Wars well in hand, I would like to offer my services such as they are to the crew.
Maybe I could be of some help with the many kittens who seem to have an urge to go to sea. But perhaps not too much sense.
I'm a tiny girl cat but I'm tough and strong. I can knock a cat twice my size to the floor for a good ear cleaning when called for. I spent the first eighteen months of my life surviving by my wits, and raised four healthy youngsters. I know what is good to eat, how to find it, how to catch it and which parts make the best meal. My hunting patience and skills are unsurpassed. I'm also quite skilled and locating and testing potable water. Perhaps I could serve as some sort of den mother to a group of the younger and more unruly kits.
Available to serve at your pleasure
Molly
> This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster. > [quoted text clipped - 62 lines] > > Mischief melizabeth - 27 Apr 2005 12:49 GMT I have no idea what is going on and am too lazy to look...but Ms. Willow would like to join the crew. She is an ex-feral who has routed many a d*g. She may be able to serve as an Educational Officer. Various courses may include:
*How to look innocent when you are not *Stealth Puking *Canines: friends, foes, or fools? *Feline Yoga: stretching exercises to assist in getting a good rest *Advanced Mooching *Belly dancing
tanada - 27 Apr 2005 19:36 GMT > I have no idea what is going on and am too lazy to look...but Ms. Willow > would like to join the crew. She is an ex-feral who has routed many a d*g. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > *Advanced Mooching > *Belly dancing Excellent. We have to have a complete system of continuing education in place for all of our cats. Ms Willow can be education coordinator for the Mouser. Those who are interested in teaching a course can contact Willow.
Cap'n Pine Cone esq. The fat wench insisted on educational material, so I'm stuck
Karen - 27 Apr 2005 20:03 GMT Hee Hee. Cruise Director.
> > I have no idea what is going on and am too lazy to look...but Ms. Willow > > would like to join the crew. She is an ex-feral who has routed many a d*g. [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > Cap'n Pine Cone esq. The fat wench insisted on educational material, so > I'm stuck Sir Weeble Wobblybottom - 27 Apr 2005 20:23 GMT > Hee Hee. Cruise Director. > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] >> Cap'n Pine Cone esq. The fat wench insisted on educational material, >> so I'm stuck I would like to join the Mouser, I could teach all the bitties the fine art of toilet paper and paper towel shredding, so that they might return home and protect their loved ones from these evil intruders! Mommy & Daddy should know by now that there is a *much* better way of cleaning one's 'down there' area!
Ernie (Weeb's 'baby' brother, even though I'm bigger than him)
Note from Mommy: Ernie has found the 'hiding' place where we *were* keeping the roll while not in use, since anything left on the holder has become confetti in a very short time. I came home from lunch w/ Mom & Older sister to find that he's taken it down from the wicker tower (it was only 1/8 of a roll, and too hard to get down from the top shelf, so I had it on the shelf right over the tank), and found it lying nearby, completely and utterly destroyed. I guess it's back up on the top shelf and we'll have to do the 'twist-and-reach' if we forget to get it down *before* we sit LOL (the hard part is remembering to put it back up when finished)
At least TP makes a smaller pile than PT - I remember one morning walking into the office to find a 2.5 cubic foot pile of shredded PT under DH's desk (not much left of the cardboard tube either). I just sat in the middle of the floor, I was laughing so hard. I still don't know who did it, since they *all* enjoy PT. I have caught Ernie at the TP though (on & off the holder), so I *know* he'd be a good teacher of that skill.
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