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Unofficial Mouser Crew Roster

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Mischief - 21 Apr 2005 04:50 GMT
This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster.

This is serving a few purposes:

One, so we know who's one board, and the other to give me and other
writers characters to include in our writings.  If there is a question
mark near your name, it means I have not heard from you, but either
would like you to be part of the crew, or know you have expressed
interest.

Cap'n Pine Cone, I need a list of your decisions on specific crew
members, such as First Mate, Second Mate, Bos'n, Medical Kitty,
Security, Steward(in charge of food), in charge of Cabin Kits and any
other roles you want.

Crew members/Swabbies/etc.

Mischief
Imp
Kumani
Tyche
Smokey
Frank
Nikki
Fez
Rufous
Tony
Stripey Thing
Mattie Marie
Stinky
Sir Weebles
Persia(?)
Waffles(?)
Lacey(?)
Sergeant Huey(?)
Tennessee
Lizzy
Jasper
Carrie
Chablis
Muscat
Kenzie (the Brave)
Oliver
Sammy
Jessie
Tutu
Tabitha(?)
Boyfriend(?)
Ozzy(?)

These are the cabin kits so far.  If there ends up being too many, some
of the (barely) ones might be moved up

Cabin Kits:
Captain and Stanley (barely)
Mere
IBKFergus
Ernie, Mimi, and Moe (barely)
Ping
Sam (the adventure kitten?)
Harri Roadcat

As mentioned earlier, this is just temporary.  I do not know when the
Mouser sets sail, but it will be a fine voyage this year!

Mischief
HRFLTiger - 21 Apr 2005 11:27 GMT
His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger would like it to be known, that like in
previous voyages he'll be the "furr-eigh sekretary" on account of all
his travel experience.
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten - 21 Apr 2005 13:19 GMT
> This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster.
>
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>
> Mischief

Yes, me an Tabifa would like to come aboard too! I posted a message on
the blog last night (at least I fink I did). Tabifa tried, but she
didn't quite get signed up right.

[Tabitha] Sammy, how many times do I have to tell you, it's "Tabitha"?
There's not a letter "f" in my name!

[Sammy] Yeah, yeah. Whatefur you say, Fluffybutt.

Sammy
Ann - 21 Apr 2005 16:47 GMT
I'm happy to see my name has been added to the crew list. I think is is
going to be fun sailing with other kittens and having someone my own age to
play with.
Sam

Mowie's note:
You have to keep a eye on Sam. He learns fast but is still learning his
maners. One thing he is not happy about is no midnight snacks. He is living
up to his namesake, looking for second breakfast and sacks. He was named
after Samwise from the Lord of the Rigns. His full name is Samwise kitty,
but we call him Sam.
Ann

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see pictures of Sam at http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/ann791/my_photos

> This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster.
>
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>
> Mischief
Enfilade - 21 Apr 2005 18:17 GMT
> Cap'n Pine Cone, I need a list of your decisions on specific crew
> members, such as First Mate, Second Mate, Bos'n, Medical Kitty,
> Security, Steward(in charge of food), in charge of Cabin Kits and any
> other roles you want.

I pity anyone who makes Smokey-poke the steward.

--Fil
Mathew Kagis - 21 Apr 2005 18:46 GMT
> This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster.
>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> Security, Steward(in charge of food), in charge of Cabin Kits and any
> other roles you want.

Shableee here:  I'd lik to put myself up fur Med-cal cat.Cuz I had lotsa
med-cal proplems wen I wuz little.  Paw learned me how to giv anteebiawtics,
make me swallow pills, how to warsh wunds & put those nasty cones on my hed.
I lurrned a bit about sometin paw calls 'Furbal med-cine', cuz he want's me
to be heltheee.  Paw tawt me lots about 'Furs-taed', cuz he uuused to do
sumtin called 'Skeee-ptrul',  I dun't no wwhut that is... But I tink it's
got sumtin to do wit the big scary sticks he keeps in da frunt hall.  So, I
wanna be Mei-cal cat~!
 Muscat mite beee ok as a s'cuity cat, but not HED of s'cuity, hee's too
yung.
Signature

Mathew
Butler to 2 kittens: Chablis & Muscat
En Vino Veritas>

tanada - 21 Apr 2005 21:12 GMT
> Cap'n Pine Cone, I need a list of your decisions on specific crew
> members, such as First Mate, Second Mate, Bos'n, Medical Kitty,
> Security, Steward(in charge of food), in charge of Cabin Kits and any
> other roles you want.

Humm, I need to dig up last year's roster.  The fat wench no longer has
my files on her computer, too lazy to transfer them over.  (Pine Cone
that isn't fair.  I didn't have a way to transfer them over.  The Fa..
Meowmie)

Too many of our number are gone this year.  Let's see.

We'll try Jessie as First Mate.  She is a tough little lady and I
wouldn't want to mess with her.

Carrie will be Second Mate.  She's got a lot of needed personality and
is good at slapping a kit back into line.

HRFL Tiger will be our Ambassador At Large as he was last year.  He did
a pretty good job of getting us out of England before we ended up in the
pound.  He also helped us get away from those Siamese Temple Cats that
were claiming to be the best.  HA!  We showed them who was boss.

Bos'n, we need a bos'n.  Smokey, you were our Bos'n last year, are you
interested in doing it again?

Kitty Schottland and Selena did medical last year.  I don't see either
on this year's roster, so if Chablis and Tony are interested, I'd be
happy to welcome them to their new posts.

Nikki is in charge of stores and teaching those who are interested in
water vole hunting. She is also in charge of the clean up squad.

The fat wench does the cooking and complaining.

Waffles and Frank are in charge of Security, and hunting.

Sgt. Huey is in charge of training and kit discipline.  Be warned kits,
he's looking for his next promotion, so he'll be tough on any
misconduct.  He will be assisted by Corporal Sammy and Corporal Tabitha.

We need our legal staff back.  They really worked well with HRFL Tiger
in getting us out of a few scrapes.  With this year's crop of kits, we
may need them even more.

Ok, that's all the positions I can think of for now.  I'll get back to
you later if there are changes or additions.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
CatNipped - 21 Apr 2005 21:19 GMT
> We'll try Jessie as First Mate.  She is a tough little lady and I wouldn't
> want to mess with her.

Thank you Cap'n, I'll keep the sailors in line or their ears will be
shredded!

Purrs,

Jessie

> Sgt. Huey is in charge of training and kit discipline.  Be warned kits,
> he's looking for his next promotion, so he'll be tough on any misconduct.
> He will be assisted by Corporal Sammy and Corporal Tabitha.

YAY!  I got me a premot..., er, proment..., er, I got bumped up in rank!!!
Watch out you swabbies, I'm right on your tails!  <OW, Jessie, leave my ears
alone!>

Nose Kisses,

Sammy
Julie Cook - 21 Apr 2005 21:29 GMT
>> Cap'n Pine Cone, I need a list of your decisions on specific crew
>> members, such as First Mate, Second Mate, Bos'n, Medical Kitty,
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>
> Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

We keep sticking our claws into Meowmy to make her get the 'puter out of
the bag and turn it on but she hasn't been receptive lately. Last night
Barnabus draped himself around her neck and pulled her hair out and she
still wouldn't get the 'puter out but we'd like to join this year -
Hobbes, Selena, Lacey (who is on the list), Barnabus and myself.

I had thought that working late night security patrol (so that I could
swap Tall Tom Tales with Rocky) was exactly where I wanted to be
assigned.  Unfortunately, Rocky made a different journey since last year
and I'm not going to get to meet him quite yet. I'd still like to work
security. I was a top notch neighborhood Tom for years before my current
life indoors and I even kept up my patrol despite having my pelvis, and
sternum and ribs broken - no sissy medic for me, thank you very much.

Respectfully submitted,
Samuel R. Thunderpaws
Gabey8 - 21 Apr 2005 23:06 GMT
Hoomin note: HISSPIT on freakin' Blogger for being so all-fired slow today!
I checked their status.blogger.com page and their "known issues" page, and
they are aware that their system is acting up. Meanwhile, I'm trying to
figure out where to save my post until I can add it to Blogger without
getting error messages.
Mathew Kagis - 21 Apr 2005 23:09 GMT
<SNIP>

> Kitty Schottland and Selena did medical last year.  I don't see either
> on this year's roster, so if Chablis and Tony are interested, I'd be
> happy to welcome them to their new posts.

> TANKS Cap'n!!!!  I'll du ya purrrrroud!!!

Shableeeeee
Owner of Paw: Mathew
Mischief - 22 Apr 2005 04:30 GMT
Haven't heard from Kitty Schottland, but Selena is now on the roster,
so we may need to modify the medical kitties

Also there are at least three cats named  Sam or Sammy that I can see.
We need a way to differentiate between them.

Mischief
Dan M - 22 Apr 2005 15:43 GMT
> Haven't heard from Kitty Schottland, but Selena is now on the roster,
> so we may need to modify the medical kitties
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>
> Mischief

My Sam has been posting as Samuel (I think), so that might help.

Dan
tanada - 22 Apr 2005 21:20 GMT
> Haven't heard from Kitty Schottland, but Selena is now on the roster,
> so we may need to modify the medical kitties
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>
> Mischief

Well there is Miss Sammy, who owns Catnipped; Samuel Redkitten who owns
Dan and Nancy M.; and Samuel Thunderpaws who is in charge of Julie Cook.
 Does that help any?

BTW, are you interested in being in charge of piloting this year?  we
need a good navigator.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
CatNipped - 22 Apr 2005 21:24 GMT
>> Haven't heard from Kitty Schottland, but Selena is now on the roster,
>> so we may need to modify the medical kitties
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Dan and Nancy M.; and Samuel Thunderpaws who is in charge of Julie Cook.
> Does that help any?

Or you could use my long name, Samantha!

Nose Kisses,

Sammy, er, Samantha

> BTW, are you interested in being in charge of piloting this year?  we need
> a good navigator.
>
> Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
Mischief - 23 Apr 2005 19:28 GMT
Yes, that helps a little.  besides this is just a pool of names for our
stories.  Everyone else can go totally wild.

I would be honored to be navigator Cap'n!

When do we set sail?

Mischief
tanada - 24 Apr 2005 00:53 GMT
> Yes, that helps a little.  besides this is just a pool of names for our
> stories.  Everyone else can go totally wild.
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>
> Mischief

Ordinarily, we'd leave at the beginning of June, but this year we're
getting ready faster than usual, so we may set sail sooner.  Maybe Mid-May.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. digging through sea charts
Marina - 24 Apr 2005 11:22 GMT
> Ordinarily, we'd leave at the beginning of June, but this year we're
> getting ready faster than usual, so we may set sail sooner.  Maybe Mid-May.

<Frank and Nikki are startled awake where they were sleeping in a
sunbeam on the bed> Wha.... Huh... ? So soon? My goodness, we have to
ghost over to the island and make it ready for you people. We weren't
going to go there until the end of June.

Hoomin note: the Mouser wasn't expected until the end of August last
year, so they'll be at the island at the end of July at the earliest
this year, so take it easy. You have plenty of time to prepare for them,
and you can help Mere to find her sealegs by then. As a complement to
Mischief's reposting of last year's adventures, here's the story of
Frank and Nikki (well, Nikki mostly) preparing for the Mouser's visit at
the island last year (hope the links to the pics still work):

Out on an island - not too big and not too small, but just right - outside
the southwestern coast of Finland, two black and white cats are bustling
about. They are preparing everything for whern the Mouser arrives with all
their cat friends from around the world. Well, Frank is more excited because
Waffles is going to 'port over for a romantic weekend before the Mouser
comes and while her hoomin is in Bordeaux, cycling and sampling the product.
He can't wait, and though he should be on the lookout for the Mouser (it's
his turn), what he is really looking for is the twinkling of Waffles'
teleporter.

http://tinyurl.com/6zdh2

Nikki twitches her tail in irritation. "That Waffles thinks she's the be-all
and end-all in hunting. I'm at least as good as she is, probably better,
only I don't get to practice my skills all year round like she does." Nikki
goes around and checks that all the vole holes are fresh, meaning they are
inhabited, so that she can lead the kitties from the Mouser on a little
hunt. They will want to stretch their legs after the long voyage on board.
She stands on her back paws and thoughtfully scratches at a pine tree -
"hmmm. yes. Very nice, firm but yielding bark, and a little moss to tickle
you nicely between your toes."

Nikki goes down to the little bay by Grandmeowmie's house. She peers into
the reeds for a while, then she plunges into the water and swims over to
where the water voles usually hang out. She stays at a good distance; after
all, she's not hunting now, and she doesn't want to scare them away. There
they are! This is where she will give her demonstration in under-water
hunting to the young cats. She swims back to shore and climbs up on the
warm, smooth cliff to dry herself. Suddenly she has an idea. She will dare
Waffles to swim out and nab a water vole! Nikki snickers to herself. We'll
see who's the tough hunter catlady then.

On the other side of the headland, Frank is still sitting on his big stone,
pretending to keep an eye out for the Mouser, but dreaming of the weekend
with Waffles. They will lay in the sun and roll around on the cliffs. He
can't wait to escort her to his den where they will SENSORED SENSORED
SENSORED.

Nikki comes back from her round and sees Frank lying on the stone, obviously
not keeping watch or doing anything useful. She jumps up on the boulder
beside him and bites his tail.
"Ouch! What'd you do that for??"
"Don't give me that martyred look. I'm not as stupid as our hoomin. That
won't work with me. Here I am, working my tail off, making sure everything
is ready when our friends arrive, and here you are, lying around and mooning
over your precious Waffles. Are you really going to let me do all the work
around here?"
"No, I... well, you see..." Frank pulls himself together. "Now look here,
you can't talk to me like that. I'm the older one, and it's my right to be
the boss and tell you what to do around here. In fact, I'm the oldest cat on
the island so you should all look up to me and revere me."
Nikki snorts as she remembers the fiasco with Kasper... and the time Linus
chased her and Frank did nothing... well, at least he chased away that
stupid d*g that time.

Frank and Nikki both jump off their boulders and go out on the headland to
keep watch for any sign of the good ship Mouser (or Waffles' teleporter).

http://tinyurl.com/6omco

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Ann - 22 Apr 2005 21:24 GMT
You can use Sam's full name, Samwise. If he posts I'll have him use that
name.
Ann

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> Haven't heard from Kitty Schottland, but Selena is now on the roster,
> so we may need to modify the medical kitties
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Mischief
Richard Miller - 23 Apr 2005 17:59 GMT
>Humm, I need to dig up last year's roster.  The fat wench no longer has
>my files on her computer, too lazy to transfer them over.  (Pine Cone
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>Carrie will be Second Mate.  She's got a lot of needed personality and
>is good at slapping a kit back into line.

Reporting for duty, Cap'n!  I've had plenty of experience of slapping my
own kits back into line.  That was a long time ago but, like many
things, it's a skill that you never forget.

>We need our legal staff back.  They really worked well with HRFL Tiger
>in getting us out of a few scrapes.  With this year's crop of kits, we
>may need them even more.

Might I be so bold as to suggest Jasper for this?  After all, one of our
hoomins is in the legal profession, and Jasper's assimilated a great
deal of useful legal knowledge over the years, mostly by sitting on
important legal papers when the hoomin is trying to read them.

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Carrie

Cathi - 24 Apr 2005 07:36 GMT
NB: For some reason our reply isn't showing up either on RPCA or Google.
Carrie requested that her thanks to Cap'n PC be noted, so here we are
again

Cathi (slave)

>Humm, I need to dig up last year's roster.  The fat wench no longer has
>my files on her computer, too lazy to transfer them over.  (Pine Cone
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>Carrie will be Second Mate.  She's got a lot of needed personality and
>is good at slapping a kit back into line.

Reporting for duty, Cap'n!  I've had plenty of experience of slapping my
own kits back into line.  That was a long time ago but, like many
things, it's a skill that you never forget.

>We need our legal staff back.  They really worked well with HRFL Tiger
>in getting us out of a few scrapes.  With this year's crop of kits, we
>may need them even more.

Might I be so bold as to suggest Jasper for this?  After all, one of our
hoomins is in the legal profession, and Jasper's assimilated a great
deal of useful legal knowledge over the years, mostly by sitting on
important legal papers when the hoomin is trying to read them.

Signature

Carrie

tanada - 24 Apr 2005 18:00 GMT
> Might I be so bold as to suggest Jasper for this?  After all, one of our
> hoomins is in the legal profession, and Jasper's assimilated a great
> deal of useful legal knowledge over the years, mostly by sitting on
> important legal papers when the hoomin is trying to read them.

Welcome aboard Carri and Jasper.  We can use both of you as part of the
crew.  Carri, you already know your job, Jasper would you be in charge
of our legal staff?  We needed a lot of legal assistance last year, and
may need it again this year.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
HRFLTiger - 24 Apr 2005 19:19 GMT
> Welcome aboard Carri and Jasper.  We can use both of you as part of the
> crew.  Carri, you already know your job, Jasper would you be in charge
> of our legal staff?  We needed a lot of legal assistance last year, and
> may need it again this year.///

So, I take it that I'm the free-roaming "Diplomatic Corps" (when i'm
not conserving energy) as I'm furr-eign sekretary then, rather than
plain legal corps?

His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger.
tanada - 24 Apr 2005 19:46 GMT
>>Welcome aboard Carri and Jasper.  We can use both of you as part of
>
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>
> His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger.

YUP!!

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
Gabey8 - 21 Apr 2005 22:31 GMT
Captain:

WHEEEE! The mop looks like a giant wand toy! STRINGIES ON A STICK! Get
'em! Get 'em!

::scamper scamper::
Hey, it's hard to STOP on this wet floor!
::sliiiiiiide::
::CRASH::
::thump bonk bump::
I got the stringies! I got the stringies!
::CHOMP drag drag drag::

Stanley:

Captain! It's a swab, not a mop! It's a deck, not a floor! That's... um,
say, that DOES look like stringies on a stick, doesn't it? Gimme that
mo... er, swab!
::scamper scamper pounce::
::wrestle wrestle::
::thump clunk thud::

[Everyone stares. Captain and Stanley look up from the jumbled heap
consisting of themselves, the swab, some detached stringies, and some
formerly-neatly-stacked supply boxes]

"What?"
Christina Websell - 22 Apr 2005 23:28 GMT
> This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster.
>
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>
> Mischief

Boyfriend would like to come if
a)  he does not have to be *too* brave
b) he can teleport back daily to see if his meowmie needs him as she is
poorly.
c)  Mimi is on the voyage (!)
d) he can wear an important uniform.
tanada - 24 Apr 2005 00:56 GMT
> Boyfriend would like to come if
> a)  he does not have to be *too* brave
> b) he can teleport back daily to see if his meowmie needs him as she is
> poorly.
> c)  Mimi is on the voyage (!)
> d) he can wear an important uniform.

I dunno about uniforms, we tend to wear our natural fur around here, but
Boyfriend can always ghost back to check on you whenever he wants, and
he can be as brave as he wants.  We can always use someone to try to
catch those pesky sea gulls.  I don't know about Mimi, she hasn't sent
word about joining us yet.  Does that help any?  Boyfriend and KFC are
always welcome to join us.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
Victor Martinez - 24 Apr 2005 06:18 GMT
> Boyfriend can always ghost back to check on you whenever he wants, and

Right! Fez *insists* he must sleep with momma Luna every night. Rufous
says he *must* sleep with his daddies every night as well.
So, they will be adventurous sea-kitties during the day only; at night,
it's back to being tame house cats. :)

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Kreisleriana - 23 Apr 2005 04:07 GMT
>This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster.
>
[quoted text clipped - 26 lines]
>Mattie Marie
>Stinky

Stinky is very mewsical.  He sings and plays the piano. ;)

Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
Howard Berkowitz - 25 Apr 2005 20:55 GMT
Mr. Clark offers his services either in kitten education, or in general
nursing and psychotherapy. Indeed, were there a need for mental health
triage, he is quite reliable on finding the most upset person in a room,
standing on their lap with a paw hugging each shoulders, and thoroughly
kissing them.

Rhonda would be most pleased to have a role in publicity or as Social
Director.

If there is a need for a Staff Philosopher, Ding thinks he volunteers,
in the universe of the Mouser. He is well qualified to assist in
navigation, especially extradimensional, and if it is uncertain if a
destination or route exists. He is experienced in analyzing whether he
exists.
tanada - 25 Apr 2005 22:57 GMT
> Mr. Clark offers his services either in kitten education, or in general
> nursing and psychotherapy. Indeed, were there a need for mental health
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> destination or route exists. He is experienced in analyzing whether he
> exists.
tanada - 25 Apr 2005 22:59 GMT
> Mr. Clark offers his services either in kitten education, or in general
> nursing and psychotherapy. Indeed, were there a need for mental health
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> destination or route exists. He is experienced in analyzing whether he
> exists.

Welcome aboard me hearties.  We can use all crew members in all
capacities.  I'm sure that there will be plenty of need for all of your
skills.  Just don't dump the bait buckets.  The hoomins are complaining
and we haven't left the dock yet.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
Jo Firey - 27 Apr 2005 01:23 GMT
Upon further reflection, and after seeing that Jake has the local Blue Jay
Wars well in hand, I would like to offer my services such as they are to the
crew.

Maybe I could be of some help with the many kittens who seem to have an urge
to go to sea.  But perhaps not too much sense.

I'm a tiny girl cat but I'm tough and strong.  I can knock a cat twice my
size to the floor for a good ear cleaning when called for.  I spent the
first eighteen months of my life surviving by my wits, and raised four
healthy youngsters.  I know what is good to eat, how to find it, how to
catch it and which parts make the best meal.  My hunting patience and skills
are unsurpassed.  I'm also quite skilled and locating and testing potable
water.  Perhaps I could serve as some sort of den mother to a group of the
younger and more unruly kits.

Available to serve at your pleasure

Molly

> This is based on the responses I've gotten about the crew roster.
>
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>
> Mischief
melizabeth - 27 Apr 2005 12:49 GMT
I have no idea what is going on and am too lazy to look...but Ms. Willow
would like to join the crew.  She is an ex-feral who has routed many a d*g.
She may be able to serve as an Educational Officer.  Various courses may
include:

*How to look innocent when you are not
*Stealth Puking
*Canines: friends, foes, or fools?
*Feline Yoga: stretching exercises to assist in getting a good rest
*Advanced Mooching
*Belly dancing
tanada - 27 Apr 2005 19:36 GMT
> I have no idea what is going on and am too lazy to look...but Ms. Willow
> would like to join the crew.  She is an ex-feral who has routed many a d*g.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> *Advanced Mooching
> *Belly dancing

Excellent.  We have to have a complete system of continuing education in
place for all of our cats.  Ms Willow can be education coordinator for
the Mouser.  Those who are interested in teaching a course can contact
Willow.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. The fat wench insisted on educational material, so
I'm stuck
Karen - 27 Apr 2005 20:03 GMT
Hee Hee. Cruise Director.

> > I have no idea what is going on and am too lazy to look...but Ms. Willow
> > would like to join the crew.  She is an ex-feral who has routed many a d*g.
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> Cap'n Pine Cone esq. The fat wench insisted on educational material, so
> I'm stuck
Sir Weeble Wobblybottom - 27 Apr 2005 20:23 GMT
> Hee Hee. Cruise Director.
>
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>> Cap'n Pine Cone esq. The fat wench insisted on educational material,
>> so I'm stuck

I would like to join the Mouser, I could teach all the bitties the fine art
of toilet paper and paper towel shredding, so that they might return home
and protect their loved ones from these evil intruders!  Mommy & Daddy
should know by now that there is a *much* better way of cleaning one's 'down
there' area!

Ernie (Weeb's 'baby' brother, even though I'm bigger than him)

Note from Mommy:  Ernie has found the 'hiding' place where we *were* keeping
the roll while not in use, since anything left on the holder has become
confetti in a very short time.  I came home from lunch w/ Mom & Older sister
to find that he's taken it down from the wicker tower (it was only 1/8 of a
roll, and too hard to get down from the top shelf, so I had it on the shelf
right over the tank), and found it lying nearby, completely and utterly
destroyed.  I guess it's back up on the top shelf and we'll have to do the
'twist-and-reach' if we forget to get it down *before* we sit LOL (the hard
part is remembering to put it back up when finished)

At least TP makes a smaller pile than PT - I remember one morning walking
into the office to find a 2.5 cubic foot pile of shredded PT under DH's desk
(not much left of the cardboard tube either).  I just sat in the middle of
the floor, I was laughing so hard.  I still don't know who did it, since
they *all* enjoy PT.  I have caught Ernie at the TP though (on & off the
holder), so I *know* he'd be a good teacher of that skill.

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