Something fun

 If Error Messages Were Haiku:

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

 The Web site you seek
 cannot be located
 but endless more exist

 Chaos reigns within.
 Reflect, repent and reboot.
 Order shall return.

 Aborted effort:
 Close all that you have.
 You ask way too much.

 First snow, then silence.
 This thousand dollar screen dies
 so beautifully.

 With searching comes loss
 And the presence of absence:
 "My Novel" not found.

 The Tao that is seen
 Is not the true Tao, until
 You bring fresh toner.

 Windows NT crashed.
 I am the Blue Screen of Death.
 No one hears your screams.

 Stay the patient course
 Of little worth is your ire
 The network is down

 A crash reduces
 Your expensive computer
 To a simple stone.

 Yesterday it worked
 Today it is not working
 Windows is like that

 Three things are certain:
 Death, taxes and lost data
 Guess which has occurred.

 You step in the stream,
 but the water has moved on.
 This page is not here.

 Out of memory.
 We wish to hold the whole sky,
 But we never will.

 Having been erased,
 The document you're seeking
 Must now be retyped.

 Rather than a beep
 Or a rude error message,
 These words: "File not found."

 Serious error.
 All shortcuts have disappeared.
 Screen. Mind. Both are blank.