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Kittens on the Mouser
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Mischief - 17 Apr 2005 23:13 GMT hey there,
last year i mentioned all the cats here in my Voyages of the Mouser series and a few kittens, namely Sammy and Tabitha.
To help me in my creativity i believe this years kittens that are on this year's voyage are
Captain Stanley Kumani and Tyche? Silver and Scout?
Then there are the usual members, Sammy, Schmoggleberry, Selena, Lacey, Hobbes, Tiger, Ozzy, Frank, Nikki, Boyfriend, Kitty Schottland, Sergant Huey. Tanada, Waffles, and of course Capn Pine Cone.
Then there's Smokey, Nocture, Bandit, Snowball, Jessie, Persia, and Sir Weebles if they are coming.
If there are any other kitties who would like to be part of hte stories please let me know. I know most of you and a little about the kittie's personality, but help me out here, I can't just create out of thin air. :)
So basically I need a crew roster.
Kristi
Mischief - 17 Apr 2005 23:17 GMT Sorry, forgot Harri Roadcat as a kitten too
Enfilade - 18 Apr 2005 03:48 GMT > Sorry, forgot Harri Roadcat as a kitten too Well, Kumani and Tyche are in fact almost 2 years old. Just because they /act/ like kittens--just because they will always be DP's bitties--doesn't mean they are actually itty bitty. (any more).
But they would love to go!!
Smokey: Well, would the Mouser take in an old castaway? He asks only for a couch and food. YOu can distinguish him from any other Smokeys on board by dubbing him Smokey-poke. He looooves to poke you know....
As for Nocturne...I don't know if it would be wise to put her on the Mouser. Not only would she insist on being its Captain, but its God as well. Maybe it would be wiser to make her the despotic queen of a remote South Seas Island, where she can honestly believe she is the ruler of all creation (until the ship arrives...)
--Fil
Gabey8 - 19 Apr 2005 20:53 GMT [[Well, Kumani and Tyche are in fact almost 2 years old. Just because they /act/ like kittens--just because they will always be DP's bitties--doesn't mean they are actually itty bitty. (any more).
But they would love to go!! ]]
That's OK -- Captain and Stanley just turned 1 year old, but they still get the zoomies, chase toys, and wrestle themselves into exhaustion 24/7. Then they zonk out for a nap, sleeping so soundly that I don't think they'd move if firecrackers went off right next to them.
As long as we can keep the young'uns aware of the fact that rope is not, in fact, giant string and is not something to be chased, all should be well. :o)
Donna
Victor Martinez - 18 Apr 2005 03:04 GMT > So basically I need a crew roster. Fez and Rufous!
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Yowie - 18 Apr 2005 03:22 GMT > hey there, > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > So basically I need a crew roster. Shmoggleberry has retired, and this year is happy to be a consultant but would otherwise prefer to spend his days on dry land. However, IBKFergus wold be happy to join on the Australian leg of thevoyage. She's very profecient at hunting the dish sponge, d*g food and Cary's ankles. She probably still qualifies as a kitten because she's only about 5 months old.
Yowie
Marina - 18 Apr 2005 03:44 GMT > So basically I need a crew roster. Mere would like to report for duty. She has never been on a ship, and also has yet to see the ocean. She's an excellent climber, so the rigging will be no problem for her. Frank is coming if he can share the usual private cabin with Waffles, and Nikki will come if she won't have to share *anything* with any annoying kittens. The Mouser has usually stopped at our island to pick up the cats there. We're hoping this will be OK this year, too. Frank and Nikki have been good hosts in the past, offering good hunting, scratching trees, and fishing for those so inclined. Nikki would be willing to give her customary course in underwater hunting.
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Bridget - 18 Apr 2005 14:32 GMT My crew are wanting to join this year. And I suppose I will let them this year, providing they get good enough doubles.
Tony, 11 years old, doesn't really want to do anything but have the experience. Will be more than happy to cuff any younger cats that get in his way, but prefers to be left alone. During bouts of thoughtfullness, he will probably climb any rope available. They are his vocation. If he gets annoyed, he will knock things off of surface areas. Just because he can. He says he will only go if he can share a bunking in space with the Stripey Thing.
Stripey Thing, 3 years old, good natured thing extrodinaire. Plays well with the kittens and gets along well with older cats. Loves to play fetch. I'm sure that can be put into a job for him somehow. He does have a tendency to leave his toys in the food bowl making it difficult for other to feed after him. His siblings havn't broken him of that, maybe living with others will. One of his favorite things is to lick any other living being with great force. He might be useful in cleaning up kits who have gotten into trouble. In such an instance, he won't believe his luck.
Mattie Marie, 1 year old, excitable thing extrordinaire. You may be able to put her into a hammock to start sleeping, but my bet is she ends up sleeping on some hoomin's overextended bladder before the night is over. Her other alternative is the office chair. Should one of those be lacking, she'll be finding a human pretty quickly. Plays well with others is part of her report card, sleeps well alone, is not. And all you have to do is look at her to turn on her purr. And it is loud and cute. Touch her and the volume goes up even higher.
Bridget
> hey there, > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Kristi Kreisleriana - 18 Apr 2005 14:51 GMT >hey there, > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > >So basically I need a crew roster. <Stinky, raising a paw> You forgot about me, Miss Kristi. I think I'd like to go this year. Thank you. Love, Stinky
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Mischief - 18 Apr 2005 14:54 GMT oh yes, I'm sorry, Stinky, much apologies
Mischief
Kreisleriana - 18 Apr 2005 15:15 GMT >oh yes, I'm sorry, Stinky, much apologies > >Mischief Thanks, Mischief. Let me tell you about my boy, as he is very modest. He is fourteen years old, but very fit, vigorous and active, and he still plays and gets the zoomies. But he also is a great relaxer, and loves his naps and meatloafing time. His disposition is just about as sweet as a cat can be. He is very cuddly. He is an excellent mouser, and he is also kind of a goofball. He likes to walk around on the piano keyboard. Theresa
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Magic Mood Jeep© - 18 Apr 2005 15:03 GMT Weeble would definately like to go on the voyage, doubly so if Persia is going (however, those two would be useless as crewmembers, unless the ship is the Love Boat, being the cuddle-bugs that they are)
Ernie, Mimi, Moe & Ping would also like to join, but please be sure that Ping is wearing a life vest at all times as he is likely to fall overboard at any given moment, just for laughs.
Tennessee says he'll go, but his only use would be as balast.
Lizzie says she'll go, as long as she's First Mate & can boss other cats around.
Smokey says she'll stay home and enjoy being the only cat for once, thankyouverymuch.
> hey there, > [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > Kristi Richard Miller - 18 Apr 2005 18:15 GMT I Jasper and Carrie are already registered with Tanada. As seaside residents, they are well qualified for life on the ocean wave, and have indeed been on the Mouser before. However, it would be unwise to put Jasper in charge of supplies on this voyage! Carrie is already in liaison with cats in Whitstable Harbour about a suitable time for the Mouser to call in and stock up.
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Mathew Kagis - 18 Apr 2005 19:16 GMT <SNIP>
> If there are any other kitties who would like to be part of hte stories > please let me know. I know most of you and a little about the kittie's [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Kristi Chablis & Muscat, from the magical Island of Baccus, would LOVE to join the crew. Mathew Butler to 2 kittens: Chablis & Muscat En Vino Veritas
Ingold - 18 Apr 2005 19:57 GMT >hey there, > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > >Kristi I think that Kenzie the Brave, Watchcat Extroadenaire, should be on board for security matters.
This most valiant of calico kitties has excellent vision and reflexes, is ever vigilant, and would be most valuable in keeping watch for danger, such as the rumored dastardly pirate d*g ship, the evil ship Lapd*g.
This ship is rumored to be crewed by a motley assortment of raggedy, mean, run away lapd*gs, and captained by the one eyed, peg legged d*g Peg Leg Peke.
This flea invested ship sail off the regular sea trade routes, looking for smaller ships that promise easy pikkins' for Peg Leg Peke.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Life without cats would be only marginally worth living." -TC, and the unmercifully, relentlessly, watchful and ever vigilant calico kitty, Kenzie.
How you behave towards cats here below determines your status in Heaven. - Robert Heinlein
Life is very difficult. Once you understand that, life becomes easier. -Buddha
tanada - 20 Apr 2005 04:30 GMT > I think that Kenzie the Brave, Watchcat Extroadenaire, should be on board for > security matters. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > This flea invested ship sail off the regular sea trade routes, looking for > smaller ships that promise easy pikkins' for Peg Leg Peke. Thanks, Peg Leg Peke didn't cross our course last year, but you never know about this year. We'll be up and ready for him scurvy flea bag crew.
Cap'n Pine Cone esq., who also wants to thank Mischief for being in charge of the crew roster this year.
Margaret Fine - 18 Apr 2005 21:39 GMT > hey there, > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Kristi Oliver would like to go, especially if he gets to visit his cyber Mom Nikki's island. Oliver says he is fluent in dog, already owns a tux for formal nights, and otherwise is good at bug hunting and motivating people to get up at 5 am.
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Ann - 18 Apr 2005 21:44 GMT Sam here. I would like to be part of the crew. I'm 9 months old and a good hunter. I lived outside until I was 4 months old and my Mom taught us to hunt. Now that I have a forever home I only hunt and kill my toys. You can read about me and see my pictures at the link below. Sam ( with Ann typing for him)
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> hey there, > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Kristi Kreisleriana - 19 Apr 2005 13:43 GMT >Sam here. I would like to be part of the crew. I'm 9 months old and a good >hunter. I lived outside until I was 4 months old and my Mom taught us to >hunt. Now that I have a forever home I only hunt and kill my toys. You can >read about me and see my pictures at the link below. >Sam ( with Ann typing for him) Sam, I saw your pictures. You have a lovely tail.
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Ann - 19 Apr 2005 22:19 GMT Thank You. Sam
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> >>Sam here. I would like to be part of the crew. I'm 9 months old and a good [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh > My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Jo Firey - 19 Apr 2005 00:57 GMT I just met the Blue Jay that claims to live in out back yard in the summer. Local war has been declared so I must beg off whilst I defend my home. And I can assure you from the way he was cowering when the Jay arrived, Jake is no good under pressure. I'll try to help him grow a spine this summer.
Molly (Firey)
> hey there, > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Kristi mlbriggs - 19 Apr 2005 06:32 GMT > hey there, > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Kristi TuTu would love to go on the trip. She is pretty fat and could probably be used as ballast if the boat should list to one side. TuTu is an 8 year old female mixed tabby and white with a loving disposition. MLB
SuzQ - 29 Apr 2005 23:27 GMT > If there are any other kitties who would like to be part of hte stories > please let me know. I know most of you and a little about the kittie's [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Kristi ============================================ Is it too late for me (Spicey) to sign on? My Meowmie was in Florida and left the computer off. I'm a proficient bug hunter and guardcat. But I do tend to kick my litter around. Spicey (2yrs old btw)
tanada - 30 Apr 2005 03:05 GMT > ============================================ > Is it too late for me (Spicey) to sign on? My Meowmie was in Florida and > left the computer off. I'm a proficient bug hunter and guardcat. But I do > tend to kick my litter around. > Spicey (2yrs old btw) Nope, Spicey, you are not too late. We don't set sail until Mid-May. We're just getting the ship ready, drilling the troops, and training the newbies. So if you fit into any of these groups, ghost on over and welcome aboard.
Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
SuzQ - 29 Apr 2005 23:30 GMT If there are any other kitties who would like to be part of hte stories please let me know. I know most of you and a little about the kittie's personality, but help me out here, I can't just create out of thin air. :)
So basically I need a crew roster.
Kristi
================================ Whoops P S meowm's email is suqkrt@aol.com. Spicey
Catnipped - 30 Apr 2005 01:03 GMT > If there are any other kitties who would like to be part of hte stories > please let me know. I know most of you and a little about the kittie's > personality, but help me out here, I can't just create out of thin air. > :) > > So basically I need a crew roster. There's Jessie Crews, First Mate who is as tough as she is tiny. She'll take on a pit bull and win! She is quick to bax the ear of an errant kitten, but she's quiet and not bossy, just strict.
Then there's Corporal Samantha Crews who has two paws in kittenhood and two paws in teenage cathood. Even though she is mischeivious, brash, over-confident, klutzy and ever curious about everything, her heart is twice as big as she is (and that's some big!).
Hugs,
CatNipped
> Kristi > > ================================ > Whoops P S meowm's email is suqkrt@aol.com. > Spicey
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