Sumfin is "wrong" wif Mommy.  She doan sleep so good anyway (I culd teach
her about napping but she doan lisen to me).  She was doing stuff in da
KICHEN (dats what she calls da place where she makes da hoomin food dat I
can't have).  She moved da dishes around.  She put sum of da dishes in dis
white box dat makes noise like it's got water in it; it whooshed for a
while.  She took dose dishes outta da white box and put dem in da cabinets.
Den she put more dishes in da white box and it whooshed again for a while.

She took out da big sucky monster and moved da FUR NICHER.  I'm skeered of
da sucky monster so I hid in da room wif da big soft sleeping place (she
calls it da BED).  And she moved da bestest box for chewing on to da udder
room!

Last night she was dooin sumfin in da BAF ROOM (dat place wif da running
water).  She was messing wif da fur on her head.  A while later she got
unner da running water for a while... aren't hoomins silly getting all wet
like dat?  When she came outta da water she washed da BAF TUB.  Den she was
fussin wif da fur on her head again.  It smelled kinda funny; da fur was
brighter and shiney-er.

Den she tooked some of da LAWNDRIE an put it in dat udder big white box.
Dat box is behind da foldy-doors (I'm not allowed in dere because I got
stuck behind dat box oncet when I was a new kitty in da hows.)

I hab neber seen Mommy like dis.  She plays wif me and wif dat silly birdie
she calls Peaches.  But she doan ack like dis all da time.  I doan know what
is wrong wif Mommy.

Persia
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Jill takes the keyboard away from Persia:

Okay, I'm a SLOB!  And the last time my LLL (long lost love) came to my
house it was 25 years ago and I was living with my *parents* for crying out
loud!  He'll be here in a week and he's never seen me in my own living
quarters before.  So yeah, I'm frantically cleaning, tossing out stuff.
Poor Persia has no idea why I'm suddenly a whirlwind of activity.  Oh, and
my fur, I mean hair :) is definitely brighter and more shiney.  Thank you,
Loreal! LOL

Still lots to do. (sigh)  Can you say "nervous"?

Jill