40 Reasons to Hate Cats

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Briscoe - 09 Apr 2005 02:34 GMT

This is as much for cat haters as cat lovers. All are drawn from
personal experience. :) So I thought it would be appropriate to post.
Our two cats are in here, perhaps yours are, too?

40 Reasons to Hate Cats
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Duke of URL - 09 Apr 2005 05:14 GMT

> This is as much for cat haters as cat lovers. All are drawn from
> personal experience. :) So I thought it would be appropriate to post.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Small World, Editorial Cartoon/Comic Strip
> http://www.briscoe.org/

Not bad.

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Bobcat - 09 Apr 2005 20:20 GMT

Hmm. I don't think you really hate cats. The giveaway phrase is "...Our two
cats..." Besides, all the things you accuse cats of being/doing are true but
genuine ailurophiles overlook them. So do the cats. Have you ever seen a cat
wracked with guilt, slinking away in shame like, uh, a dog? A cat's motto:
"Never Look Back! Never Regret! Never Apologize!"

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Steve Touchstone - 09 Apr 2005 21:42 GMT

>Hmm. I don't think you really hate cats. The giveaway phrase is "...Our two
>cats..." Besides, all the things you accuse cats of being/doing are true but
>genuine ailurophiles overlook them. So do the cats. Have you ever seen a cat
>wracked with guilt, slinking away in shame like, uh, a dog? A cat's motto:
>"Never Look Back! Never Regret! Never Apologize!"

you forgot "I MEANT to do that" (usually referred to after what to any
other creature would be an embarrassing moment).

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Briscoe - 10 Apr 2005 04:23 GMT

Hmm, clearly I need to work on my hate, Bobcat.

> "Never Look Back! Never Regret! Never Apologize!"

Ah,ha. I think I've found Reason #41. Thank you very much. :)

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