I wish I'd thought of this WEEKS ago.
There's been an issue recently because Stanley has INSISTED on trying to
claw my stereo speakers. Unlike Captain, who responded to my carrying him
to the scratch post and showing him how to use it, Stanley's been more
insistent on using the stereo speakers to sharpen his claws.
A solution finally dawned on me this morning.
The stereo has a remote control that can be used to power it on and off,
adjust the volume, etc.
So I set the stereo on "tuner", so it would play the radio upon being
powered on. Then I turned it off, and cranked the volume knob WAY up.
The result is that when the stereo is powered on, it's going to abruptly
start blasting music at a stupendously loud volume.
Stanley happened to walk by when I tested this theory. I only kept the
***BLARING LOUD MUSIC*** on for a moment, so as not to disturb the
neighbors. But it certainly attracted Stanley's attention (which wasn't my
intent).
Stanley went over to the stereo speaker and tentatively touched it with
his paw.
I pressed the power button on the remote.
The speaker started to ***BLARE LOUD MUSIC*** immediately. Stanley stood
there for about half a second, then scooted around a corner to get away
from the noise. I turned off the stereo the moment he left it alone.
EVERY time he tries to sharpen his claws on the stereo, it's going to
***BLARE LOUD MUSIC*** until he learns to leave it alone. (Which I hope
will be soon, because we do live in a row house and I don't want to
disturb the neighbors.)
As I said, I wish I'd thought of this WEEKS ago. I'll keep encouraging him
to claw the carpet-covered kitty tower, too, so he can sharpen his claws
on something legally. But the stereo is off-limits, and the sooner that
lesson is learned, the better.
Donna, hoping that I don't forget the stereo is set on "mega-loud" and
turn the thing on without adjusting the volume. ;o)
Monique Y. Mudama - 08 Apr 2005 16:04 GMT
> EVERY time he tries to sharpen his claws on the stereo, it's going
> to ***BLARE LOUD MUSIC*** until he learns to leave it alone. (Which
> I hope will be soon, because we do live in a row house and I don't
> want to disturb the neighbors.)
That's brilliant. I wish I'd thought of this when Oscar was a kitten;
my speakers from back then are covered in fuzz.
We now have speakers mounted where she couldn't get to them, if she
ever even realized they're there.

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Marina - 08 Apr 2005 18:48 GMT
> Donna, hoping that I don't forget the stereo is set on "mega-loud" and
> turn the thing on without adjusting the volume. ;o)
LOL! This was clever. Now how would you go about stopping a kitten from
climbing curtains? (Mere is seriously testing my patience.)

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Melissa Houle - 08 Apr 2005 18:53 GMT
> > Donna, hoping that I don't forget the stereo is set on "mega-loud" and
> > turn the thing on without adjusting the volume. ;o)
Bravo, Donna! excellent solution. And amusing to watch too, no doubt! =o)
> LOL! This was clever. Now how would you go about stopping a kitten from
> climbing curtains? (Mere is seriously testing my patience.)
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Marina.... buy blinds?? Not very helpful, I know. I'd advocate the squirt
bottle, and become the Attila the Hun of the drapes until Mere cottons on.
(Why else are kittens on earth if not to alternately amuse us, adore us, and
try our patience?
Melissa
Marina - 08 Apr 2005 19:28 GMT
> Marina.... buy blinds?? Not very helpful, I know. I'd advocate the squirt
> bottle, and become the Attila the Hun of the drapes until Mere cottons on.
> (Why else are kittens on earth if not to alternately amuse us, adore us, and
> try our patience?
Oh, the squirt bottle is in frequent use, and now I only have to hiss at
Mere for her to know that if she doesn't stop what she's doing, she will
be squirted. But she still gets at the curtains. And she's so
*pig-headed*. I hiss at her, she runs away, and then a minute later, she
is back again. I hiss, she runs, then she's back. :oP
Forget what I just wrote, who wants a very cute and well-behaved kitten?
O;o)

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Christopher Havlicek - 08 Apr 2005 18:50 GMT
> I wish I'd thought of this WEEKS ago.
>
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> Donna, hoping that I don't forget the stereo is set on "mega-loud" and
> turn the thing on without adjusting the volume. ;o)
Hi Donna -
Not sure if this is an option for you...depends on the type of
speaker you have, but when I was trying to keep Tripper and his
brother from clawing the cloth covers on my speakers, I removed
them entirely, and replaced them with metal covers. Radio Shack
had a couple of different sizes and styles. Some slide over
the actual speaker rim, and others screw in to existing speaker
mount holes.
I ended up just leaving them on, rather than putting the cloth
covers back, so I can't really say how well the "training" worked,
but the beasties leave the speakers alone, and I don't have to
be around to catch them in the act.
Having a bunch of scratching posts around probably doesn't hurt,
either...;)
Purrs-
Chris (cat dad to Tripper, Katie, and Hazard)
calaf - 14 Apr 2005 05:40 GMT
When the cat is eying your speaker, just put on the beginning of the
last movement of Mahler's 6th symphony. Or the opening song, "Rover" to
Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti album. That might do SOMEthing.
> I wish I'd thought of this WEEKS ago.
>
> There's been an issue recently because Stanley has INSISTED on trying to
> claw my stereo speakers. Unlike Captain, who responded to my carrying him
> to the scratch post and showing him how to use it, Stanley's been more
> insistent on using the stereo speakers to sharpen his claws.
Enfilade - 14 Apr 2005 17:25 GMT
> > I wish I'd thought of this WEEKS ago.
> >
> > There's been an issue recently because Stanley has INSISTED on trying to
> > claw my stereo speakers. Unlike Captain, who responded to my carrying him
> > to the scratch post and showing him how to use it, Stanley's been more
> > insistent on using the stereo speakers to sharpen his claws.
Wow. My guys don't like speakers, but great idea!
Now...Anyone know how i can make the scanner and keyboard less
comfortable for Smokey?
--Fil
Duke of URL - 14 Apr 2005 18:27 GMT
> When the cat is eying your speaker, just put on the beginning of the
> last movement of Mahler's 6th symphony. Or the opening song, "Rover"
> to Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti album. That might do SOMEthing.
ahem ... Innagadadavida will teleport all felines to the furthest corners of
the dwelling...

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