 |
 | Home | Contact Us | FAQ | Search & Site Map | Link to Us |
 | Sign In | Join | Other 45 Sites in Network |
| HomeDiscussion GroupsGeneral TopicsCat AnecdotesHealth and BehaviorRescue CatKB.com Contact UsLink To UsSearch & Site Map |
Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / April 2005Toilet Paper Greeblings
Having almost run out of TP, I picked some up today & foolishly left it on the bathroom counter when I headed for work..... Well, that 12 pack of TP must have been just FULL of greeblings...... I just arrived home to find 6 of the 12 rolls spread around the house, partially sredded & free of all evil greeblings. Both kittys were waiting proudly at the door & toured me around the battle zone to show me the results of their epic battle to keep the house greebling free. Brave kitties!  SignatureMathew Butler to 2 kittens: Chablis & Muscat En Vino Veritas > Having almost run out of TP, I picked some up today & foolishly left it on > the bathroom counter when I headed for work..... Well, that 12 pack of TP [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Brave kitties! My bathroom is always crawling with greeblings. A couple of the cats have found a way to get in there when the door is closed, through a small hole in an adjacent closet, leading into a cupboard under the sink. Once they pry open the cupboard door, and get into the bathroom proper, the cupboard doors close behind them and they can't get out. So, if I don't ue the bathroom for a long time, they get bored and go after those greeblings in the rolls of TP. > Having almost run out of TP, I picked some up today & foolishly left it on > the bathroom counter when I headed for work..... Well, that 12 pack of TP [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Butler to 2 kittens: Chablis & Muscat > En Vino Veritas Oh, Nina is a valiant warrior against the toilet paper Greeblings. But she usually only attacks them one roll at a time. I don't want her to feel overwhelmed, so I keep the rest of the roll out of her reach. But I'm apt to find the remnants of a fierce battle all over the bedroom when I come home. =o) Melissa > Oh, Nina is a valiant warrior against the toilet paper Greeblings. But she > usually only attacks them one roll at a time. I don't want her to feel > overwhelmed, so I keep the rest of the roll out of her reach. But I'm apt > to find the remnants of a fierce battle all over the bedroom when I come > home. =o) I've found the only way to prevent TP greeblings is to keep the roll in the bedroom when not in use and only take it to the bathroom when needed. It got me several funny looks when we had workmen in and they would say " Can I use your toilet?" and I'd say "Yes let me just get you the toilet paper from the bedroom" If left in the bathroom it hatches greeblings and Redunzel defends her hoomins againgst greeblings with great ferocity! Lesley Slave to the Fabulous Greebling Slaying Furballs > I just arrived home to find 6 of the 12 rolls spread around the house, > partially sredded & free of all evil greeblings. Both kittys were waiting > proudly at the door & toured me around the battle zone to show me the > results of their epic battle to keep the house greebling free. > > Brave kitties! I am sure glad Persia has never found greeblings in my toilet paper! However, there must be some hiding in the cardboard rolls when they empty... Jill >> I just arrived home to find 6 of the 12 rolls spread around the >> house, partially sredded & free of all evil greeblings. Both kittys [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Jill One morning I woke to a shredded roll of paper towel under DH's desk. The roll had been on MY desk as I had cleaned up some Smokey-puke earlier, and left it on my desk. The pile of shredded paper was at least 2 feet high, and about 3 feet around. I have no idea which of the 8 did it! Probably ganged up on the poor paper towel :( --? The ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)? email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep > One morning I woke to a shredded roll of paper towel under DH's desk. The > roll had been on MY desk as I had cleaned up some Smokey-puke earlier, and > left it on my desk. The pile of shredded paper was at least 2 feet high, > and about 3 feet around. I have no idea which of the 8 did it! Probably > ganged up on the poor paper towel :( It appears that big trucks are excellent environments for the growth of both paper towel and toilet paper greeblings. I have a roll of TP on the dash that used for nose-blowing, and several rolls of paper towels in the overhead and on the top bunk. The TP roll was pretty well shredded the first week Harri was in the truck with me, but I leave it on the dash anyway since it seems to sprout new greeblings every couple of weeks. The paper towels that aren't locked in the cabinet get partially beaten up - I guess just enough that Harri can ge tthe greeblings to crawl out. I can't remember the last time I used a paper towel that didn't have claw marks or tooth marks on it. I know the feeling. When my roomie and I order pizza and have a roll of paper towels in the living room, it will be shredded by the next day I have two rolls of TP sititng in the bathroom and so far they've been unscathed. But i bet if I left them in the bedroom or the liviing room they would get shredded. Kristi |
Reply to this Message |
 Sign In
 Join
 My Latest Posts My Monitored Threads My Blog My Photo Gallery My Profile My Homepage Start New Thread Enable EMail Alerts Rate this Thread
|
©2008 Advenet LLC Privacy Policy - Terms of Use
This website includes both content owned or controlled by Advenet as well as content owned or controlled by third parties.