Buddhus Magnificus, aka Buddha.

Anyplace soft where I can stand on my head, preferably sunlit.

Pills.

My papa human.

Inside but I frequently hear the Call of the Wild
and my humans go with me into the fenced back yard.

Other cats are not good enough for me.

Never seen one, don't remember being one.

Three--black and white and some brown in sunlight.

4.

I have never met the food I do not like.

Chicken.

My papa human. He smells like a boy.

What is that?

7. I had two very bad fits, but am fine now.

To make sure the cats go under the bed.

Toys for dismantling.

Laser light.

Eating ALL THE TIME!!

When I saw a cat outside the window and my papa
human walked by and I bit him on the ankle. I don't
know what came over me.

Boo Boo, Queen of All Cats.

TuTu is inscrutable.  MLB

I guess I'll have to make kitties draw straws to choose who will
answer this survey, otherwise I'd be typing for them for days. ;)

(Shammy wins because I let him due to his bad owie)

Shamrock "the Rock" de Badskinnicus

What day?

Bonnie

Laser pointer (aka Red dot greebling)

Inside baybee, all da way! But I love my outside thingie mommy
calls an inclosher, has a flappy door that I mastered in a day

(He mumbled something I couldn't understand)

I like to smell their butts

Two

Mostly just one

Gooshy fish but meowmie only lets me have it sometimes

Bah. Give me fishy gooshy food. But I do like shrimpies

Meowmie!! No one else can love her!

Noisy

Prolly not many

Off and hidden

BUG!!!!

Red dot greebling Red dot greebling Red dot greebling Red dot
greebling (where is it!!!!)

Beating up Bonnie

What, embarrassed? Moi?  I do everything intentionally.

Meowmie calls me silly boy. Or goofy. Or Samwock. I'm so confused.

Sugar Chuplis

The chair in the hall. It is quiet. It is near the litter box. I can still
hear meowmie but be private.

It isn't nice, but I'm not very happy about Pearl. She is mean. She is kind
of interesting, but she is mean to me. But I don't think I want her in h*ll.
That isn't ladylike.

Beloved Fish.

Inside

No. But I did have a crush on Snake. *sigh* He just visited a few times. He
was very very handsome.

What are those?

One.

One.

Dry, dry, dry. Meowmie tries to get me to eat gooshy food, but I only will
have a leeeetle a/d now and again.

Ewwww. Well, I guess ham is OK sometimes.

Meowmie.

What is that? Is that the thing meowmie is on and has the little black bug?
I like that sometimes.

9. I hope.

Evil!! EVIL I tell you!!!!

I got a BAT once. Does that count? I like watching de birds and squirrels.

It's hard to decide between the fur ball and twisties.

I sometimes like to play box. You know, where you go and push the lid of the
box down. Then repeat. TEN THOUSAND TIMES!

What? Moi?

Meowmie calls me her little Brown Sugar.

Pearl Chuplis

I sleep everywhere, whenever I like. I do not play favorites.

Karen's guitar.

Things are irrelevan.

Inside.

No one is good enough for me. So far.

AAAAAAARRRRRrrrrrrgh.

Two.

One.

What?! I have to CHOOSE?

Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.

ME!

It is ocassionally intersting.

Only the Shadow knows.

It is intersting. I like seeing people work.

Bugs are somewhat amusing.

It is amusing to see Meowmie move things around.

I am Queen of all. There is nothing I cannot do. Make me.

I am never less than perfect.

Karen calls me "Cookie" sometimes. I dislike it immensely.

Oliver T. Fine  On some days Meowmie say the T. stands for Twist and
other days Trouble with a capital T.

On the bed curled up with Meowmie's arm around me

Something called "Daddy's Job."  I am not really sure what that is but I
just know that he goes there and he leaves me for 10 hours a day.  I
don't like it even if Meowmie and Boone are here.  I like it when we are
all together.  Even crying pitifully when he leaves doesn't help!!

My chipmunk toy.  I want to show it to my dawg Argus who is there and I
still miss.

Inside mostly but I like going on the balcony and for rides in my limo
(cat stroller).

Well, this is kinda embarrassing but I thought I was inna luv with Miss
Nikki in Findlans but it turned out she was my cyber meowmie (blush).

I've never met one but I'd like to

Two

Two hoomin slaves and one dawggie slave.

I loved my dry but lately have been starting to eat some gooshy.

Is da tuna a hoomin food?

Oh gosh.  It depends on who is doing what for me.

I like it because it means we all snuggle on da sofa.  I like watching
reruns of Deep Space 9.  When I hear the theme music I come running.  I
narrowly avoided being named Worf.

7  I lost one when I was livin out on da streets and one when Daddy and
Unca Chris trapped me behind the buffet.  Meowmie sometimes calls me 7
of 9.  Can you tell my hoomins are star trek nerds?

To chase Boone, my dawg.

Bugs.  Spiders are my specialty

Boone, my dawg.

Scratching the chairs

Besides the Miss Nikki incident?  Hmmm.  Sometimes I forget which way my
butt is pointing and I, um, "think" outside the box.  I always get
Meowmie and show her right away.

Geez, my Meowmie is a great one for nicknames.  Kitten Little, 7 of 9,
Lord Oliver, Lollyver.  Sometimes she calls me Grace if I fall offa
somethin but hey, I did that on PURPOSE.

Cap'n Pine Cone Shirk esq.

The crow's nest.

dolphins... they be laughing at the crew of the Mouser

The good ship Mouser

Wherever I decide to explore.  Especially the quarterdeck

Haven't you ever seen pictures of the most beautiful girlcat in the
world?  Her name is Miss Chloe and she owns Flippy, who has given me my
own pages on her web site.

they're great fish bait, and can be trained up to cabin kits

All of them.  I'm white and tabby with orange roots.

As many as I want at any one time.  Currently I have four live-in and
three or four spares

Any I can get

hot dogs, thought the fat wench says they aren't food

Besides myself?  Miss Chloe, then the blonde wench

I can live with it or without.  I do like music though

As many as I can live

To clear all fur covered beings out of a room

Yes, thank you.

The blonde wench

Anything I can get away with, especially scaring the fish

I don't do embarrassing, ever.

The fat wench calls me Piney.  I answer to no one.  But I kinda like the
idea of Cap'n God

Possum & Tygra

Possum - closets
Tygra - Meowmie's bed

Possum - the nailclippers
Tygra - plastic bags

Possum - my Meowmie!
Tygra - the laser pointer

Possum - inside and outside
Tygra - inside

Possum - nah, been neutered so long i don't remember what a sex drive is.
Tygra - yes, a handsome neighborhood cat, we had a litter together.

Possum - love em, play with em, protect em, teach em.
Tygra - my kittens, fine, other kittens can buzz off

Possum - Two, dark orange and pale yellow
Tygra - coat of many colors kinda gal (torbie)

Three counting the young one.

both!

Possum - chips!
Tygra - sweets!

Possum - Meowmie
Tygra - Meowmie

Possum - no interest at all
Tygra -  i watch from time to time.  (Father of the Pride was cool!)

Possum - all of em
Tygra - eight ( i took a fall off the awning one time and broke a baby toe)

Possum - the noisy thing that steals all the food crumbs
Tygra - hissspit! its a demon i tell you!!!

Possum - mice
Tygra - bugs

Possum - mousies
Tygra - laser pointer

Possum - i'm a good boy :)
Tygra - food theft olympics

Possum - having mommy wipe my paws on the mat when i come in from
outside, and it happens often!!  I hate it.

Tygra - the aforementioned fall off the awning... how humiliating!

Possum:  Handsome, chunky monkey, numbnuts, nonuts, sexy kitty boy

Tygra - TT, tiggeryboo, miss priss, Ty

Thanks, that was fun!
Possum and Ty

Xoxo, Senior of the Fantastic Seven, speaking for them.

Anywhere with sunlight.

There is no hell.

My daddies.

Inside! Been there, done that.

Not really.

They're ok, as long as they don't sleep on my stuff.

Two.

Two.

Gooshy. Fez and Rufous like dry better though, but what do they know,
they're only kids.

I don't eat hoomin food. Luna likes broccoli though.

I love both my daddies the same.

It's warm.

All of them.

The hoomings use it to take our fur from the carpet, so we have to keep
shedding and shedding. It's hard work!

Birds!

Anything with catnip.

Cleaning my butt on the carpet.

I'm not talking.

I'm Xoxodoodle. :)

Harriet Roadcat Mahoney

EIther on the bunk in the truck wif mine Paw, or in the overhead rack,
or on the dashboard. No, it's in my Paw's arms while he drives.

AIR HORNS!

A forever supply of salmon flavored Temptations, and my colorful
dangly-thing toy.

Outside, but only on a leash with my Paw.

What's that?

I love being a kitten! But I don't like other kittens. Or grownup cats.
Except for Sammy brofur and Tabifa sisfur.

Several, sort of. Several shades of orange, and a little white.

One or two. Mostly just one (mine Paw), but two when we get to go home.

Dry, definitely.

Salmon. But just a little bit, and not too often.

PAW!

Mine Paw watches too much of it when he could be playing with me!

All of them.

What's that? We don't have one of those in the truck.

Bugs! Bugs, bugs, bugs! I love bugs!

My soft colorful dangly thingy. And my mousies. Any my feather wand.

I keep trying to run outside the truck without my kittying gear (harness
and leash), but Paw won't let me. I just want to catch some buggies and
lizards and birdies.

When I tried to jump into the overhead and missed. Paw had to reach over
and grab my butt to keep me from falling.

Miss Kittermiss, Kitterminx, Minximiss, Cutie, Sweetie.

1.  Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin - Jazz
Woods

2.  Where is your favourite place to sleep? - my bed in the spare bedroom or
the top of my cat tree

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it be? -
Almond, the d*g who lives across the street.

4.  If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it
be? - my 12 year old dirty yellow sock.

5.  Inside or outside? - strictly indoors, Mama won't let me into the
outside. She says Almond would chase me and eat me.

6.  Ever had a boy/girl friend? - my beloved Nikki who lives in Finland.

7.  What do you think of kittens? - what are kittnes?

8.  How many colours of fur do you have? - hmmm...lemme see (counting)  2,
gray and white

9.  How many hoomin slaves do you keep? - 2, but I wish I had more.

10.  Food:  gooshy or dry? - dry, gooshy food gives me bladder stones

11.  Favourite hoomin food? - bacon

12.  Who do you love most? - my Mama, Daddy and Nikki

13.  Your opinion of TV? - I love when the squirrels go running around in my
video

14.  How many lives do you have left? - oh, I'd say, at least 6 more

15.  What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner? - to clean up my barf

16.  Birds, mice, bugs or snakes? - fish and hamsters

17.  Favourite toy? - my dirty, yellow sockie

18.  What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow? - barfing

19.  Most embarrassing moment? - when I tried to tell Mama I was hungry once
I reached out to tap her arm and fell right off the kitchen table, but of
course, I meant to do that

20.  What nickname do, or should, you have? - Mama calls me her sweet babboo

Frank Kurtén
Nikki Kurtén

F: the hoomin's bed
N: my paper bag

F: citrus fruit
N: my furcousin Ronja

F: my pillow
N: my paper bag

F&N: both

F: my heart belongs to Waffles
N: several, currently Jazz

F: they're fun to play with
N: ?? the hoomin says I should get back to you on this one in a few days.

F&N: two

F&N: one

F: gooshy
N: dry

F: canned maize
N: turkeybird

F: the hoomin
N: Frank

F: I used to like to nap on it, but my hoomin's present TV is so small,
I can't get comfortable on it. Sometimes I watch nature shows with my
hoomin.
N: it keeps the hoomin amused while I lie on top of her.

F: eight, since I lost one while I lived rough for five weeks.
N: I haven't spent any of mine, so nine.

F&N: what is a vacuum cleaner?

F: snakes
N: mice, then birds

F: q-tip
N: my Piggy

F: waking up at five
N: my hoomin thinks it's very annoying when I claw at things, though I
don't even leave a scratch on them.

F: when I rolled into a pothole full of rainwater out on the island once
N: when I was a little kitten and sat down on the bed, but didn't
realise the bed ended, and I fell down on the floor. I never do anything
embarrassing these days. <lick, lick>

F: the hoomin calls me all sorts of silly things, like Flanky Lanky and
Little Man. I don't care what she calls me, as long as she performs her
duties properly.
N: the hoomin calls me Lillan, which is a Swedish term of endearment
meaning 'little girl', but she says she is going to stop calling me that
soon, because she needs that name for someone else. I'm getting
suspicious here. Is there something I should know? Personally, I like
the title I was given by rpca a few years ago: the Goddess of the Hunt.
Now there is a name to be proud of.

In <7236c7c2.0503221716.a780a59@posting.google.com>,
Enfilade <decepticoncommand@hotmail.com> shouted to everyone in earshot,

Buck
Grizzly
Jimmer

Buck: daddy's lap or wherever Jimmer is
Grizzly: in the recliner with Jimmer or on daddy's 'puter monitor
Jimmer: on or near daddy

Buck and Grizzly: dogs
Jimmer: vacuum cleaner

Buck: Jimmer
Grizzly: food
Jimmer: a gross or two of wadded up bits of paper

Buck and Grizzly: outside until someone brought us to daddy's a couple
                 years ago, now just inside
Jimmer: inside

Buck: I quite like Jimmer, but he's not too interested.
Grizzly and Jimmer: not really.

Buck and Grizzly: they're probably ok.
Jimmer: don't remember meeting any, but I'm scared of any non-human I
       don't know.

Buck: 3; black, orange, and white
Grizzly: 3; mostly black and orange plus a tiny white tuft on my belly!
        it's so cute, and so am I!
Jimmer: 2; orange and white

all: just the one

Buck: gooshy
Grizzly: gooshy, but I never got more than a taste until today, when
        daddy gave me a whole bunch! he said it was diet, but I still
        liked it.
Jimmer: eh, food is food.

Buck: I'm distrustful of most of it, but turkey sure smells
     interesting.
Grizzly: turkey and chicken
Jimmer: chips, but I never get any

Buck: Jimmer
Grizzly: Jimmer
Jimmer: daddy

Buck and Jimmer: is that the thing that makes daddy sit in the recliner?
                we sure like his lap when he's there.
Grizzly: I sleep on it sometimes, and other times there are birdies in
        it. I used to be very interested in the noise it made when it
        went dark, too.

Buck: if I get near taking a risk, I'll let you know.
Grizzly: probably most of them.
Jimmer: I think I might have used up a few before I got daddy, but
       things are looking pretty good now.

Buck: I won't get close enough to figure that out.
Grizzly: I don't know, but I sure wish it wouldn't.
Jimmer: don't even get me started!

Buck and Jimmer: bugs
Grizzly: birds for watching, bugs for playing with. I ate a chipmunk
        once, too.

all: the shoelace!

Buck: scratching the bed or carpet in the spare bedroom
Grizzly: eating Jimmer's gooshy food. and I'm not about to stop trying
        just because I get my own now.
Jimmer: biting daddy's fingers when I'm playful

Buck: I refuse to embarrass myself.
Grizzly: hmm, so hard to choose between falling off the den bookshelf,
        falling off the TV, and jumping up into the non-existent
        windowsill of the back screendoor and not even landing on my
        feet.
Jimmer: bah. I'm not telling about anything that happened before I got
       daddy, and I've been perfectly dignified since then.

Buck: all he ever calls me is some form of Binky. I don't get it.
Grizzly: Grizzle-Frizzle
Jimmer: Fluffy, Buddy, Freak

--Jeff, typing for the kitties

1.  Full name:

Baby Eyes

Tommy

Abelard

Eli

Billy

Lily

2.  Where is your favourite place to sleep?

Baby Eyes - meowmie's chair

Tommy - the toilet lid

Abelard - next to meowmie's body under the covers

Eli - everywhere

Billy - the laundry basket

Lily - the living room floor, on my back

3.  If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell:

Baby Eyes - cold weather

Tommy - the neighbors' dogs

Abelard - my cat carrier

Eli - takes the 5th amendment

Billy - meowmie's scissors

Lily - meowmie's keyboard

4.  If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you:

Baby Eyes - meowmie's chair

Tommy - meowmie's bathtub

Abelard - meowmie

Eli - meowmie

Billy - my sister

Lily - my brother

5.  Inside or outside?

Baby Eyes - in 98%

Tommy - out 87%

Abelard - in 69%

Eli - out 67%

Billy - can't decide

Lily - everywhere

6.  Ever had a boy/girl friend?

Baby Eyes - yes, but Tommy won't let him visit me anymore

Tommy - Baby Eyes

Abelard - never

Eli - nope

Billy - my sister

Lily - my brother

7.  What do you think of kittens?

Baby Eyes - I want some!

Tommy - take 'em or leave 'em

Abelard - sure, why not?

Eli - hmmmmm... better not....

Billy - what?

Lily - they're great

8.  How many colours of fur?

Baby Eyes - two

Tommy - three

Abelard - if you looks close I have 7 shades of red

Eli - one

Billy - three

Lily - three

9.  How many hoomin slaves?

Everyone - ONE

10.  Food:  gooshy or dry?

Baby Eyes - dry 97%

Tommy - both

Abelard - gooshy 78%

Eli - 50/50

Billy - all

Lily - gooshy! gooshy!

11.  Favourite hoomin food?

Baby Eyes - cottage cheese

Tommy - fish

Abelard - shrimp

Eli - milk

Billy - milk

Lily - yoghurt

12.  Who do you love most?

Baby Eyes - everyone

Tommy - Baby Eyes

Abelard - meowmie

Eli - meowmie

Billy - Lily

Lily - meowmie

13.  Your opinion of TV?

Baby Eyes - fascinating

Tommy - What's that?

Abelard - no, thanks

Eli - I ignore it

Billy - I ignore it

Lily - turn that thing off and look at ME!!!

14.  How many lives left?

Baby Eyes - 8

Tommy - 8

Abelard - 8

Eli - 7

Billy - 8.5

Lily - 8.5

15.  Proper function of a vaccuum cleaner:

Baby Eyes - my toy

Tommy - get fleas out of rugs

Abelard - amuse my meowmie

Eli - keep me awake

Billy - my toy

Lily - my toy

16.  Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?

Baby Eyes - birds

Tommy - mice

Abelard - bugs

Eli - mice

Billy - mice

Lily - bugs & birds

17.  Favourite toy?

Baby Eyes - meowmie's hands

Tommy - meowmie's hands

Abelard - ball

Eli - I don't play with toys, I'm an adult!

Billy - mousie

Lily - mousie

18.  Favourite activity that hoomins don't allow:

Baby Eyes - tearing the wall with my claws

Tommy - beating up on Eli

Abelard - staying outside after sundown

Eli - beating up on Abelard

Billy - walking and sleeping on meowmie's keyboard

Lily - pulling meowmie's hair

19.  Most embarrassing moment?

Baby Eyes - when I can't manage to bury my poop even after spending half and
hour scraping everything but the kitchen sink into the litterbox

Tommy - whenever one of the other cats sees me getting in the bathtub with
meowmie

Abelard - when I threw up from eating my shrimpies too fast

Eli - falling off the roof and spraining my shoulder

Billy - when I couldn't figure out how to get down out of the crabapple tree

Lily - I never get embarrassed

20.  What nickname(s) do, or should, you have?

Baby Eyes - pretty baby girl
Tommy - The Mooch
Abelard - Baby Abelard, Precious
Eli - Pork-Pie Cat
Billy - Silly Boy
Lily - Lilypad, Miss Lilypoo

King Pooh-a-lot (aka Peewee) and Princess Mi-nus Penis (aka Mimi)

Pee: In MY closet
Mi: With Tessa the Basenji Mix

Pee: That wailing hoomin alien thing that showed up 14 months ago...
Mi: Peewee!

Pee: Mama!
Mi: Mama!

Pee: Out, out, OUT, I said, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT....
Mi: Inside!  What kind of girl do you think I am!?!

Pee: Out, out, OUT, I said, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT....
Mi: Of course not!  What kind of girl do you think I am!?!

Pee and Mi: Mama brings them home every now and then - they stink!
HISS, HISS, HISS!!

Pee: Two. I am the black night sky with the moon and all the stars on
my belly!
Mi: Billions and billions of be-uuuut-tee-fyul colors!

Pee: One - Mama!
Mi: One - Mama!
(nobody else will put up with them!)

Pee: Both!
Mi: Both!

Pee: cantelope
Mi: ham

Pee: Mama!
Mi: Mama!

Pee: Oh so dross!
Mi: I LOVE TV!! Especially The Wiggles!

Pee: 3
Mi: 8

Pee and Mi: NOOOOOOOO! Mama!  Save us!!

Pee: Mama!  Save me!!!
Mi: Snakes.  I love Mama's snakes. They are the best TV!

Pee and Mi: Cat Dancer

Pee: Running all over the house. I'm not allowed upstairs.
Mi: Pooping outside the litter box just for fun!

Pee: Dr. Evil stuck that thing up my butt to take my temp!  Oooh, the
humiliation!

Mi: One day, we had visitors, and I was caught with my ear flipped
back.  How embarassing!

Pee: Peewuss,  Yabba Dabba Do-ey
Mi: Mi-nus Penis, Mi-de-mi-mi-mi, Meow-me

(-L.)

1.  Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin surname
if you use one and/or show titles.

Willow, also called Ms. Thing, Ms. Willow, Honeybutt
last name is Solomon

2.  Where is your favourite place to sleep?

On my big sister's head (typist:  I'm a big sister, not a meowmie)

3.  If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it be?

I can't say.

4.  If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it
be?

My sister or a hartz mousie or the feather bing-bang...oh yes and FOOD.
Okay, forget everything else, just food.

5.  Inside or outside?
Inside

6.  Ever had a boy/girl friend?
I met him briefly, during a hot sultry summer...sniff...I thought we had a
connection...well, we did briefly, but I never saw him again.  I did however
have  5 kittens as a reminder...but none of them looked like him.

7.  What do you think of kittens?
Hiss

8.  How many colours of fur do you have?

I am a gorgeous tortie on white

9.  How many hoomin slaves do you keep?

Two and and third one in training.

10.  Food:  gooshy or dry?
Food...

11.  Favourite hoomin food?
Ham, cheetos, chicken, lamb...but I think these snacks will come to an end
as I recently have been barfing.

12.  Who do you love most?
My big sister

13.  Your opinion of TV?
Only when other animals are on.

14.  How many lives do you have left?
Not sure

15.  What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?
Loud thing.  I stare in awe when its in use...because it isn't in use too
much.

16.  Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?
Mice and bugs

17.  Favourite toy?
Hartz mousies or the feather bing-bang

18.  What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?
Jumping on the counters

19.  Most embarrassing moment?
Embarrassing moment, I don't have those, thank you very much.

20.  What nickname do, or should, you have?

See above #1

His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger Miles

The humans bed on a fresh towel.

TEDs

The human

Both. I go outside if the weather is nice and the human is around to
open the door for me.

Pandora, who is the love of my life and lives with me.

They're OK, providing they behave.

1 - Black

1, but there's also the humans brother when he's home, and the humans BF
sometimes.

Both :o)

Cheese

My human, then Pandora.

Animal Planet is cool. Especially the fish.

6

To scare the d*g. Mwhahaha.

Mowsies and birds

String

Eating the pot plants

Phulease. I don't do "Embarrased".

Lord and Master God.

Persia "The Queen" McQuown

On the big soft hoomin sleeping place

Pills

My catnip sock

Inside, but Mommy got me an enclosure and when the weather is nice I like to
sit in it and watch the birdies and squirrels

Weebles! is my cyber-boyfriend

Never saw one

One (grey)

One

Both!  Mommy gives me gooshy one day a week.

Cheese Crackers

Mommy!

What's TV?

Seven - I was on the outside before I found Mommy and I lost one then.  And
I got sick last year and had surgery, that used up another one.

To scare me.

Bugs!  Crickets, specifically.

Fuzzy mousies

No such thing

I fell in the bathtub, but of course I just wanted to see what Mommy was
doing in all that water!

Boo Boo; Rumblebug

Indie
Lucy
Ty

Indie - This week, it's the couch.  Last week, under the bed.  Week
before -- on the bed. Week before that... well, you get the idea.  While
in the basement, next to the dead TV-in the middle of all the boxes-on
the parachute.

Lucy - when upstairs on the cat tree in front of the window, or on the
bedroom chair in front of the window, or on the stack of pillows on the
bed in front of the window.  To sum up, in front of the window.

Ty - On the top platform of the tallest cat tree, or on the purrpad on
the bed.

Indie - Lucy
Lucy - Indie and Ty
Ty - Lucy

Indie - Ty.
Lucy - lots of toys
Ty - catnip

Indie - Inside, but that outside looks interesting. I got out there
once, but it wasn't very long.  That Brian tricked me, and then brought
me back.  
Lucy - Inside, I've done my time stuck on the outside.
Ty - I'd like to try that outside thing at LEAST for a little while, but
I'm sure my proper place inside.

Indie - Nope.  No time for that.
Lucy - I lived on the streets.  What do you think?
Ty - A beautiful specimen such as myself?  Surely, you jest.

Indie - Kittens are kewl!  We need some around here.
Lucy - Indie sucks.
Ty - Well, they're ok.... sometimes.  Annoying at others.

Indie - 3
Lucy - 3, I think.  Is white a color?
Ty - Four, at least.

Indie/Lucy/Ty - two

Indie - both
Lucy - both and I'll take anything else you might want to throw at me!
I'm hungry!
Ty - both

Indie - Sour cream is the only thing I've been able to get so far.
Lucy - Haven't trained the slaves to let things drop in front of me yet.
Ty -  Hoomin food?  I can't be bothered.

Indie - Ty.  She licks my head the right way.
Lucy - Brian slave
Ty - myself, of course, but then Brian slave.

Indie - eh.
Lucy -  eh.
Ty -    eh.

Indie - 9.  I'm young, ya know.
Lucy - enough!
Ty - I'm gonna live forever.

Indie - I'm not sure.  I've been following it around a lot, and still
haven't figure it out yet.  
Lucy - Couldn't tell you.  I won't be in the same room with that thing.
Ty - To annoy me.  I'm sure of it.

Indie - bugs.  I see them everywhere--even when they're not really
there.
Lucy - birds
Ty - birds

Indie - red greebling
Lucy - red greebling
Ty - red greebling

Indie - scratching the bottom of the bed.
Lucy - killing the other cats
Ty -  don't allow?  I make the rules here.

Indie - falling off the cat tree while chasing the red greebling.
Lucy - running into the pool table while chasing the red greebling.
Ty - I do everything with pride.

Indie - IndieGoApesh*t
Lucy - LucyFurr
Ty- TyTy

Sir Weeble Woblybottom

Da Tower, Big sof sleeping blace (Mommy cals it a BED), onna tiled room when
Mommy lets us owt der

Kittens

My Purple Puffball

In

Am currently in love wif da most beeyooteefull kitty, My Pretty Persia

Mommy say to look at my reply to kwestion #3

two - mostly bunny-soft & shiney-black, but I have a few white, some on my
belly and onna armpit

Just 2 - da bestest inna world

Dry an CRUNCHY!!!

Apples, cheez & bred

Mommy, den Daddy, den My Pretty Persia, den efurrybody else

loud & noisy

alladem

to get alla kitties oudda da room

I not catch anyfing yet, but bugs are fun to watch

Purple Puffball, and Mommy's hand inna fuzzy mitten

I a good boy, I not do things Mommy & Daddy not allow - except for da couple
a tiymz I got up onna top of da TV (It's a big one)

Da first tiym Mommy trimmed my claws, I was itty-bitty.  I was lerning how
to jump onna sofa, but was still too small to make it in one leep.  I wood
jump as high as I cood, den cliym da ressa da way.  When Mommy trimmed my
claws, I tried dat, but my claws woodent grip, so I landed on my bottom.
Mommy say I had da funniest look onna fayc, an she laff at me, but den she
scoop me up an luv on me, and I purr for her to show her I not mad at her.

Now I leep in one try, and never falls on my butt no more

King-o-da-world!

Mommy calls me lotsa fings dat describe me, sept dat one.

-Weebs