Text copied from a real Ebay auction advertising "Sexy male model cat
photos plus paw print."  Accompanied by images of aforementioned sexy
cat sprawling on a bed to show his white-and-black tummy.

--Fil

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Have you looked at your she-cat lately? is she listless?, bored?. Is
her life lacking excitement?

does she spend hours staring vacantly into space?

Are all the male cats where she lives mingers?

then she needs---------------------

ALLIE BOO BOO!!!!!

                                                                     
                                                           Four years
old and bushy as a privet hedge, Alli Boo Boo is a top tom cat model,
at least in his own mind- and he`s asked me, on his behalf, to put
this Ad. in because, as he says himself-

`O Lord it`s hard to be humble,

When youre puuurfect in every way.

I can`t wait to look in the mirror-

`cos I get better lookin each day.

To know me is to love me,

I must be a helluva cat

so put me photos on e bay

and give me some Kit- e- Kat

Er, anyway, if you win this one in a lifetime chance to make your lady
cat the envy of all her friends, you will receive by 1st class
post------

 1 alluring yet tasteful photo af the very wonderful Allie every week
for a month, with personalised message to your cat,and signed with a
paw print. That makes 4 photos in all, and with the last photo you get
a lump, sorry, lock of hair, as well!!!!!

(Please note Allie is a professional model and will not be
participating in anything crude or tasteless.)

So, give your queen a surprise she`ll never forget, and bring Allie
into her life.

Feel free to ask any questions, and I - I mean Allie - will be happy
to answer them.