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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / March 2005Ping Mimi
Dear Mimi I in trubble with my meowmie, Mimi. Everytime she open der back door when I ask for out she say to me "DO NOT EAT NO DICKIE BIRDS" Well.. It not really my folt dat when she go down der garden a sparrowhawk came overhead and struck down a collared dove right out of der sky next door. My meowmie nose dey have to eat but she don't like it cuz dey don't kill der birdie before dey pluck it and start eating it. So wen she hear der dove flapping on der ground and hear tearing of fevvers she some back up to the house in a bad mood. So dat prolly wasn't der best time for her to find der back end of a blue tit on der doormat wot I left for her. Dats der best part, you know. I see her pick it up on her way back from seeing der sparrowhawk. I could tell she weren't pleased. I am keeping a low profile tonight. I am under der table in der kitchen on my sheepskin beezle (bed) I not fritined, meowmie would never smack me nor noffing like dat, but I can tell she upset about der birdies. She be awlrite in der morning. My meowmie never cross for long. Cuddles for my Mimi, sent from my beezle under der kitchen table your Boyfriend (in disgrace :-( ) > Dear Mimi > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > your > Boyfriend Did it ever occur to you, little one, that with a full food dish in the house, you don't need to eat birds. Besides all those feathers just make you hurl. Your meowmie doesn't like to see birdies suffer, which they do if something is eating them alive. Listen up -- leave birds alone! MLB >> Dear Mimi >> >> I in trubble with my meowmie, Mimi. Everytime she open der back door >> when >> I ask for out she say to me "DO NOT EAT NO DICKIE BIRDS" Well.. [...] >> So dat prolly wasn't der best time for her to find der back end of a blue >> tit on der doormat wot I left for her. Dats der best part, you know. I [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > Did it ever occur to you, little one, that with a full food dish in the > house, you don't need to eat birds. Hello Marie (I fink dats your name, is it?) Fanks for talking to me. It not dat I'm hungry, it good fun. Kitty showed me how, so really it her folt, isn't it? > Besides all those feathers just make > you hurl. Oh no dey don't. I never hurl sept wen I et a shrew once. > Listen up -- leave birds alone! MLB Can't promise. Meowmie has forgiven me today, new she would! Boyfriend >>> Dear Mimi >>> [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > > Boyfriend You are a very bright boy, Boyfriend, and a good guesser. I still want you to leave birdies alone. My Friskie caught a robin once a long time ago and ate it alive. I was 10 years old at that time and I have never forgotten how the robin cried. MLB >>>> Dear Mimi >>>> [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > long time ago and ate it alive. I was 10 years old at that time and I > have never forgotten how the robin cried. MLB Listen here. I don't *never* eat a birdie alive. Kitty showed me how to go crunch before I eat dem. It were dat NASTY HORRID BIG BIRDIE dat sparrowhawk wot et the smaller birdie alive. Not me. Dey come here to eat der little birdies, dem hawks Der boy one is small, he eats der little birdies. Der girl one is big and she eats pigeon size and smaller. It were her yesterday dat made my meowmie sad. Altho finding der bit of blue tit on der mat wot I put dere dint help dat I av to admit. I still learning wot good and wot norty. It very difficult to no. Boyfriend > Dear Mimi > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > Boyfriend > (in disgrace :-( ) Oh, poor deer Boyfriend. I so sorry dat your Mommy mad at yoo for doin what most cats do. I say most cats cuz me, Ernie, Moe, Weeble, Tennessee & Smokey have never killed a birdie. Ping might have when he was onna owt before he moved into da baysment. Lizzie probably did before Mommy brought her here, as Mommy said da place dey brot her from said she had been a "stray". Da only din I ever killt was a rainbow puffball... and some twisties. Even do I not ever cot no birdie, I often wonder what dey like. Are dey like CHIK KIN? We likes dat, and it's sumding Mommy cooks up for her & Daddy, and lets us have some too. Pleez try not to catch any birdies for a while, so dat your Mommy wont be mad at yoo. Cuddles & purrs for my Boyfriend Mimi (I'm gonna go nap onna tiled room now, before Mommy closes it up for da nite) > Boyfriend wrote: >> Dear Mimi >> >> I in trubble with my meowmie, Mimi. Everytime she open der back door >> when I ask for out she say to me "DO NOT EAT NO DICKIE BIRDS" {...} > Oh, poor deer Boyfriend. I so sorry dat your Mommy mad at yoo for doin > what most cats do. Ah, but you see my meowmie is sumfing called a "birdwatcher" Dats why she say she never wanted no kitties. But KFC an me came anyway and she silly and kind an let us stay. We not supposed to catch der dickies. Dat make her cross. > I say most cats cuz me, Ernie, Moe, Weeble, Tennessee & Smokey have never > killed a birdie. Ping might have when he was onna owt before he moved > into da baysment. Lizzie probably did before Mommy brought her here, as > Mommy said da place dey brot her from said she had been a "stray". Da > only din I ever killt was a rainbow puffball... and some twisties. Wot? You never been da outside and kill der birdies, mice and fings? > Even do I not ever cot no birdie, I often wonder what dey like. Are dey > like CHIK KIN? We likes dat, and it's sumding Mommy cooks up for her & > Daddy, and lets us have some too. Yes, deh a bit like chikkin. Yummy taste. > Pleez try not to catch any birdies for a while, so dat your Mommy wont be > mad at yoo. Sumtimes I can't help it. > Cuddles & purrs for my Boyfriend > > Mimi > (I'm gonna go nap onna tiled room now, before Mommy closes it up for da > nite) Oh, you nap a lot Mimi. If you nap too much you will get too fluffy. Altho.. meowmie wondering where I were for a lot of today. I was snoozing on der spare bed upstairs. She put her head round der door and see me. She smile and say I can stay dere if I want. It seem norty when meowmie no I dere so I come downstairs and go out in der garden on der rat patrol aggen. Boyfriend > Ah, but you see my meowmie is sumfing called a "birdwatcher" Dats > why she say she never wanted no kitties. But KFC an me came anyway > and she silly and kind an let us stay. We not supposed to catch der > dickies. Dat make her cross. Momm & Daddy watches birdies, too. They puts feeders onna out so da birdies comes to feed, and dey watches dem, and we doo too! > Wot? You never been da outside and kill der birdies, mice and fings? I was onna out when I was itty-bitty, when I was with my birf-mamma, but not anymore. Mommy say is much safer onna in, cust der is a RODE in fronna da howse, and da crazy hoomins (not Mommy & Daddy, but ofer hoomins) sooms up & downs it alla tiym in der big shiney boxes-on-wheels. Mommy say we wood get skwished onna RODE if we were onna out. I arely remember beein onna out, but Weeble not remember at all - Mommy say he was teeny-tiny when he come in. I was all bloo-eyed, and had teef, and was hopping & ressling wif my siblings when I mooved in, butt Weebles eye's were still closed, he had no teef and coodent even walk. > Yes, deh a bit like chikkin. Yummy taste. I wish now dat I cood catch a birdie. I likes chikkin. > Sumtimes I can't help it. Mommy say dat it wot us kitties do. > Oh, you nap a lot Mimi. If you nap too much you will get too fluffy. Mommy say I already is fluffy. I gets lotsa exersize, do, I gets chased and I chases ofer kittes. I also chases puffballs and twisties. > Altho.. meowmie wondering where I were for a lot of today. I was > snoozing on der spare bed upstairs. She put her head round der door > and see me. She smile and say I can stay dere if I want. > It seem norty when meowmie no I dere so I come downstairs and go out > in der garden on der rat patrol aggen. You were just storing up energy to do yur rat-patrol. > Boyfriend Purrs & hedbutts, Mimi >> Ah, but you see my meowmie is sumfing called a "birdwatcher" Dats >> why she say she never wanted no kitties. But KFC an me came anyway [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Momm & Daddy watches birdies, too. They puts feeders onna out so da > birdies comes to feed, and dey watches dem, and we doo too! It nice to watch dickies from der in. KFC and me watch dem from der out. Sumtimes der dickies just jump into our moufs. Dats wot we say to meowmie anyway. She don't beleeve us, she say we bofe get a smack if we kill annuver birdie. We larf. We nevver ad a smack before. Don't fink we get one now. >> Wot? You never been da outside and kill der birdies, mice and fings? > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > hoomins) sooms up & downs it alla tiym in der big shiney boxes-on-wheels. > Mommy say we wood get skwished onna RODE if we were onna out. Blimey, dat very scary. Dere a rode here outside der house but not hardly any of dose carfings go along it much. Dats why we can always go onna out. Birdies >> Yes, deh a bit like chikkin. Yummy taste. > > I wish now dat I cood catch a birdie. I likes chikkin. Der birdies taste just like the chikkin. Some are very small, tho, you need to catch more den. >> Sumtimes I can't help it. > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > You were just storing up energy to do yur rat-patrol. Dats rite, I woz. Meowmie do not mind if I nap on der spare bed. She red on here kitties like a towel. So she put one on der spare bed and she wos very surprised wen I slept on it alldertime. Lots of headbutts and a little lick round der ears your Boyfriend
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