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Slightly OT Humor: Attn. Kerrie and Bob M.

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Seanette Blaylock - 12 Mar 2005 23:58 GMT
Speaking of the Murphy's Laws site, here's one I thought you two (both
being cops) would really appreciate:

http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-cops.html

(FYI, Kerrie, I do like cops (smile))

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"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be
doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding.

:-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL
O J - 13 Mar 2005 00:43 GMT
>Speaking of the Murphy's Laws site, here's one I thought you two (both
>being cops) would really appreciate:
>
>http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-cops.html
>
>(FYI, Kerrie, I do like cops (smile))

A lot of humor and a lot of truth on that page of "Murphy's Laws"
about law enforcement.  One of them struck me though:

>If you have `cleared' all the rooms and met no resistance,
>you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door
>of the wrong house.

Some friends of my DH (Dear Heart), Lynda, who's a volunteer with the
LAPD's "Crisis Response Team" arrived in plainclothes at a house that
had been 'cleared' by uniformed officers.  As they were deciding what
to do next, since the uniforms had gone and there seemed to be nobody
home, the suspect stood up from under an unnoticed pile of laundry in
the living room with a revolver in his hand.  

Fortunately, the situation was soon settled with no harm to either the
detectives or the suspect.

Kerrie, do you have a trained team of civilians that can handle the
job of consoling and consulting with victim's  families and witnesses
to violence or accidents where you work?  I don't know how she handles
it, but DH has always been good at that sort of thing.  The last
callout she got was to assist the family of a thirteen year old
shooting victim.  I couldn't take on that job for love or money.

Regards and Purrs,
O J
dorothy - 13 Mar 2005 23:39 GMT
>>>Kerrie, do you have a trained team of civilians that can handle the
>>>job of consoling and consulting with victim's  families and
witnesses
>>>to violence or accidents where you work?  I don't know how she
handles
>>>it, but DH has always been good at that sort of thing.  The last
>>>callout she got was to assist the family of a thirteen year old
>>>shooting victim.  I couldn't take on that job for love or money.

>>>Regards and Purrs,
>>>O J

No, unfortunately we do not.  We do have a Victim's Advocate, but the
brass has done such a good job of hiding her that most officers a)
don't know she exists or b) have no idea how to get ahold of her.  I
have never seen her actually doing any work :-\ but I believe she
liases with the State's Attorney's Office and makes sure the victims
get to court, understand the process, that sort of thing.  She doesn't
do any counseling that I'm aware of.  In serious cases that I've had, I
usually encouraged the family to seek counseling on their own, and gave
them numbers of area clinics that work on a sliding scale, such as
Catholic or Lutheran Social Services, Human Service Center, etc.  We
also have a Child Advocacy Center that handled cases of severe child
abuse or serious sexual abuse.  They had their own doctors specially
trained to recognize signs of child abuse, small scale instruments (eg
speculums), and counselors present through the entire process to put
the child at ease as best they could.  They were extremely beneficial
at trials as they had a lot of credibility as expert witnesses, as
opposed to the ER doctor I had words with who neglected to do a rape
kit on an 8 year old boy who had been anally penetrated by an 18 year
old neighbor.  I called and told them to do the kit, the suspect
confessed to the penetration, the boy said he had been penetrated....
the doctor said it looked like pinworm and sent him home.  The suspect
was still convicted, no thanks to doc, and admitted to sexually abusing
five other children in the neighborhood (and a cat?!).  He is still in
prison, I believe he got 12 years.  

Kerrie
Bob M - 13 Mar 2005 18:06 GMT
> Speaking of the Murphy's Laws site, here's one I thought you two (both
> being cops) would really appreciate:
>
> http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-cops.html
>
> (FYI, Kerrie, I do like cops (smile))

 Now that's a great site! And most of it is so true too. Thanks for
posting.

 Bob
dorothy - 13 Mar 2005 23:23 GMT
> Speaking of the Murphy's Laws site, here's one I thought you two (both
> being cops) would really appreciate:
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding.
> :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL

That's hilarious!!  And most of it is spot on.  I'd love to have you
ride with me one night, you would probably see examples of most of
these...  ;-)

Kerrie

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