My guys are ready to give it a try.

Kumani:

OMG U Have 2 SEe This:  Sicko Vets Put Thermometers Up Kitties
Bums--These Poor Kittens Cry As Pervert Vet Gets Sick Thrills--Click
Here

Also:  Oral Action With The Tongue Depressor
Bondage Vaccinations
Piercing With Claws
Orgy With 3 Vet Techs, Vet and a Cat

CLICK--CLICK--CLICK

Smokey:

This List Sux.  U Guyz R All Dum An Stuff.  Yah.  And You Smell Like
Last Week's Carcass.  I could Kick all your a.ses in a Fight cause I'm
Fierce And Sh!T!!  RAR~!!!1

Nocturne:

I hate white people...wait, you're not white, you're some kind of
freakish pink colour.  And "black" people are false
advertising--they're all just various shades of brown. NO ONE is as
black as ME!  And I have the power.  Black Power!  I hate red people.
I hate yellow people.  I hate people in general, because they're all
stupid speciesist cretins who refuse to acknowledge that Cats are the
God-given superior species, the Master Species, and we shall inherit
this earth...as soon as my Genesis Device is operational.  Then you
will all suffer and perish and perish and suffer and perish and
suffer...

Tyche:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* I'M IN A BOX!!! * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

--Fil