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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / March 2005Fat cat.. amusing
Pandora is not "fat", she's "plesantly fluffy". Cleo is "Quite fluffy". ;o) Both of them hate cheeze wizz ;o) Helen M Signs That Your Cat is Too Fat * Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener. * Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair. * Always lands on her spleen. * Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens. * No longer cleans self unless coated in Cheese Whiz. * Cat food dish replaced with a trough. * Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pantsuit. * It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter. * Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky. * She only catches mice that get trapped in her gravitational pull. * Has more chins than lives. OMG. That's a scream! Love the mental image of the Cheese Whiz. Katz * Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens It has to be Sonya! Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs > * Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens > > It has to be Sonya! Seems like it, doesn't it? She's slowly showing signs that she's getting there. Her nipples have grown, her tummy is rounded, she's trilling at everyone, she drug the towels we gave her for a nest under Mandy's bed, and she walks splay legged. She also seems to want more attention lately. I'd say she's ready, but the kittens don't seem to agree. Pam S. > > * Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens > > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Pam S. Gosh...that sounds like me back in July waiting for my little guy to be born ;p > > > * Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens > > > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Gosh...that sounds like me back in July waiting for my little guy to be born > ;p Bet it was dark under that bed! ;) > > > > * Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens > > > > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Bet it was dark under that bed! ;) Hahaha! I did retreat to a dark room to be by myself for awhile. "Helen Miles" <helen.miles@virgin.net> Mar 9, 2005 at 09:40 AM Pandora is not "fat", she's "plesantly fluffy". Cleo is "Quite fluffy". ;o) Both of them hate cheeze wizz ;o) Helen M Signs That Your Cat is Too Fat * Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener. * Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair. * Always lands on her spleen. * Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens. * No longer cleans self unless coated in Cheese Whiz. * Cat food dish replaced with a trough. * Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pantsuit. * It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter. * Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky. * She only catches mice that get trapped in her gravitational pull. * Has more chins than lives. =========================================== Very funny. Suz > Signs That Your Cat is Too Fat Ah, Fluffy--the black hole with legs that my old landlord kept. :) --Fil |
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